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Birthday
1990-12-08
Gender
Female
Location
Alaska
Member Since
2004-03-19
Occupation
Student...rawr X3
Real Name
Haley
Personal
Achievements
Picking my nose on a rainy day.
Anime Fan Since
Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
Favorite Anime
Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
Goals
Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
Hobbies
Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
Talents
SCARING people! >8D
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Very, very true...
I stayed home today...'kuz I was...sick...yeah. Sorta. I told my mom I had a headache, my throat hurt, and I had cramps to the point that I was gonna die, but I actually only had a sore throat. Ah, the glories of speechcraft...Lol XD
Mum made me clean today, though...icky. Not fun.
OMFG! OMFGAAAAAAAWD! Demon Goddess drew a kickass artsy trade, go look. Go look NOW or I'll cut off your genitals and feed them to...something. I dunno. Something big, bad, and bestly. XD
Demon Goddess's kickass trade!
Thanks so much! X3
I'm gonna have a drawing fest tonight, drawing all the pics I've had in mind for awhile...heh. Yeah.
Random pics of DOOOOOM!!!!
No idea why, but that cat made me laugh my ass off O__o
Fact 'o the Day:
The little bits of paper left over when holes are punched in data cards or tape are called "chad."
Pickup Line 'o the Day:
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
I'm off to draw :3
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Joke, you may have to think about it in order to understand)
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage In the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
What’s the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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