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• 1990-12-08
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• Alaska
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• 2004-03-19
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• Student...rawr X3
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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
Anime Fan Since
• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
Favorite Anime
• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Sunday, November 12, 2006
'Ey! Umm...not much to saaay. Just sat on my ass all day and read, colored, and drew...I really need to be doing my homework and clean my room, but, hey. It's still Saturday. XD (here, anyway)
Some of you loverlies asked about my dad's work, plane, blah blah thing. Here's a crude map:
Yeah, we be livin' somewhere in that general area. Not sure exactly where XD He works 12 hour shifts for two weeks, then comes home for two weeks, and leaves to work again. Yup, yup.
A lovely, dear friend is still wanting to do art trades and requests (preferably art trades), and there's five slot things still open. The first five to get to her are lucky 'lil biatches. Just leave a comment on her site or PM her.
Here she be:
Suzaku12
:3
Hey, one artsy might be up later (hoorah)
*sigh* FunnyJunk ain't workin', so I'm gonna have to give you some offbrand, less funny pics...
Random pics of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Omfg...OMFG...OMFGAAAWD! EEEEEEEEEK!!!!! *bounces* OMFG! LOOOOK! It has ALBINISM! OMFGAWD! *hyperventilates* SQUEE! X3
Those be 'lil hammerhead shark pups :3
Fact o' the Day:
Helen Keller (1880-1968), blind and deaf from an early age, developed her sense of smell so finely that she could identify friends by their personal odors.
Pickup Line 'o the Day:
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
'M off to...do something X__x
OMFG OMFGAWD! My Axe! By ICP! I haven't heard this song in FOREVER! *glomps radio* I wuv you X3
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Dirty Joke)
An old man is sitting on his front porch one morning when he sees a young boy walking down the path carrying a roll of duct tape.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with that roll of duct tape?" The man calls out
"I’m going to catch me a load of DUCKS with this here duck tape!" the boy responds.
"Ah! You silly. Any idiot knows you ain’t gonna catch a duck just cuz it’s called DUCK tape!" the old man bellows as he laughs.
That afternoon he sees the boy walking back up the path dragging at least 20 ducks all wrapped in the duct tape. "Well I’ll be damned. That sum’bitch got him some ducks with that duct tape" the man mumbled to himself. The next morning he sees the same boy walking up the path only this time he is carrying a few sheets of chicken wire.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with them sheets of wire?" The man calls out.
"I’m going to catch me a load of chickens with this here chicken wire!" the boy responds.
Thinking that the boy could not duplicate the same stroke of luck he had the previous day, the old man mocks him the same way he had the day prior.
"HAHA! You ain’t catchin no chickens with chicken wire!"
Sure enough, later that afternoon, the man spots the boy again walking up the path with at least 50 chickens entangled in the chicken wire. "Well shiver me timbers! That sum’bitch did it again!" The man says to himself.
The day after that, the man sees the boy once again walking up the path only this time he is holding a fist full of flowers. Perplexed, the old man calls out to the boy,
"Hey boy, whatcha got there this mornin?" The old man calls out.
The boy responds: "I got me some PUSSY WILLOWS"
The man nearly falls out of his chair as he yells,
"FUCK ME! HOLD UP I’M COMIN WITH YOU!!!"
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