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Tuesday, November 21, 2006


Hey, how be you all? I be goo', I be goo'...yeh.

I accidently took a nap today. There was a cat - I HATE CATS! OMFG! A FUCKING CAT PISSED ON MY COMPUTER! RIGHT ON THE SCREEN AND KEYBOARD! WTF!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO PISSSSSSSSSED!

...I still am. I'm currently plotting to make a door for my room so cats can't get in anymore. Yush...

'Neway...uh...I don't really have much else to say XD

Random pics of DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! (There be a few dirty ones...don't be immature, you hopeless child)









...I actually think that those girls were doing something else besides eating a cat's head O.O Look at their mouths, people! Ew! DX























Fact o' the Day:

The Tower of London, for which construction was begun in 1078 by William the Conqueror, once housed a zoo. It also has served as an observatory, a mint, a prison, a royal palace, and (at present) the home of the Crown Jewels.

Pickup line 'o the Day:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

(she/he's totally screwed either way they answer XD)

'M off! To do something...I dunno. Sleep. Ah, that reminds me, my bus driver and I made a bet that I wouldn't go all three days to school this week. Lol XD

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty Joke)

A cowboy goes into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. A few minuets later a really beautiful young woman comes in and sits down.

The cowboy decides to go and buy her a drink. He walkes up to her and says " hey there, can I buy you a Drink?"

The woman looks at him and says " I don’t deal with you Cowboys, I know when your on the ranch, you have sex with all the animals: Horses, Cattle, Chickens, Sheep, Whatever!!"

the Cowboy gave a puzzeled look and said "Chickens????"

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