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Friday, December 1, 2006


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen
Didn't go to school today...I woke up, turned off muh alarm clock, and fell back asleep. It was on accident (this time), but muh mum still got pissed, lol. But she let me stay home, which was cooleo...So, I'll be taking any tests I missed today tomorrow ('s still Thursday here)

I finally got my shirt from Ebay! It's a Dark Crystal shirt, and it's AWESOME! I s'pose I'll show you what it looks like tomorrow or something, heh.

Ah, I'm glad muh cousin is back living with us...I've missed going to bed with screaming and bullets ringing in my ears...mweehee, ah the glories of war games...

New month = new theme, so...yeah. 83

Random pics of DOOOOOOM!













(Lookit the person on the left)









































Fact 'o the Day:

An ostrich egg can make eleven-and-a-half omelets.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I'm off...blaaaah.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame joke)

this Irish lady was pregnant with twins when she got into a car accident and ended up in a coma for several weeks, they induced the labor and made her have the babies, and gave them to their uncle to take care of,

when the lady woke up from the coma she asked where her children were,
the doctor said, "we gave them to your brother"

she said, " no ye didn’t give me babies to dat idiot did ya?"
"what in heavens did he name ’em?"

the doctor said, " he named the girl Denise"

"and what did he name me boy?" she asked

"Danephew "

(Get it? "The neise, the nephew?" XD)




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