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Monday, December 4, 2006


Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery. ~Hart Crane
Hiya! Didn't do much today...raped the internet for good Yazoo-centered fanfics (they're HARD to find! ;__;)

Whilst doing that, my ears died and went to heaven while my cousin was playing his keyboard...it's in my room by muh bed 'kuz his room is too small for it to fit in there. He doesn't know how to read music, he plays by ear. That's one of the reasons why he's godly at the piano, lol.

I watched Detroit Rock City, King Kong, and Date Movie last night with muh cousin...I already watched KK a billion times, but it was still awesome. Oh, and a cheap, VERY low budget porno called Kinky Kong, too. Gawd, me and muh cousin were laughing SOOOOO hard! It was so crappy and hilarious XD

The Witches of Breastwick has been repeating itself a lot lately...that's a cheap porno, too, lol.

I'm such a perv XD

I think I might start a club, too, just for the helluvit...Heh. I'm not tellin' what it is yet, but I'll make a banner for it sometime this week.

Random pics of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!







Uhhh...porn or pedophila?





See that big dude? He's 13 years old.



















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Fact 'o the Day:

Louis Pasteur, whose work on wine, vinegar, and beer led to pasteurization, had an obsessive fear of dirt and infection. He refused to shake hands, and he carefully wiped plate and glass before dining.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Whee, I'm gonna go take a shower and possibly clean my room...and try to start the fire. It's supposed to get 30 below tonight X___x

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke)

A very attractive blonde walks into a bar and orders a Miller Light. She gets about half way through the bottle when she falls off the stool and passes out with her legs in the air. The guys at the bar, not missing an opportunity for some fun , have their way with her.This scene is repeated everyday for a week. She walks in on friday and the bar is packed with guys all staring at her. The bartender comes over and she says give me a Bud light.The bartender says I thought you drank Miller light.Shes says, I did, but i quit, it makes my pussy hurt...




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