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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Thursday, December 7, 2006
If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. ~Robin Tyler
Hey, sorry I haven't been on I've been...lazy. And stuff. Yeaaaah...
Well, I figured out the birthday crap, and I'm not all that happy about it, but whatever. My dad's coming home this Friday (which is also muh birthday) and we're gonna have cake and crap then. No friends, though, 'kuz my parents don't know any of the guys that are my friends. Bleh. On Saturday 'M gonna go to some resort thing and eat, check out the view, blah blah, and then go shopping. Yay, lol XD
I stayed home today...stupid stomach hurt so goddam bad. It wasn't Tom's symptoms, either. My mummy-kins says it might be acid reflex disease, since her side of the family has it. I didn't even know it was hereditary O__o'
Eek! Two artsies should be up later! 8D
As for the club, Female Outlaw...you crazy bitch, you...Right after I finished all the pics and everything for it, I read your comment, and you were right on the dot. It's a perv club, LOL! XD Unfortunately, I don't have very good programs for resizing and such, so the images themselves are a bit fuzzy (only a little!) But I hope that doesn't stop anyone from joining :3
I'll probably upload the images for it later...
Random pics of DOOOOOOM!
Fact 'o the Day:
The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards
Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Blah, I'm gonna go upload the club pics, and artsies. 83
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke)
Frank could no longer obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is and the doctor explains that the surgeon would take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant’s trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Frank says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees. The surgeon goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later the doctor gives frank the go ahead to "try out your new equipment". That evening, he takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Frank starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His stunned wife sat in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. Looking at Frank, she says, "That was pretty cool darling, can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and an agonised look on his face, Frank replied, "Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass."
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