Birthday • 1990-12-08 Gender •
Female Location • Alaska Member Since • 2004-03-19 Occupation • Student...rawr X3 Real Name • Haley
Personal
Achievements • Picking my nose on a rainy day. Anime Fan Since • Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD Favorite Anime • Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh. Goals • Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries* Hobbies • Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!) Talents • SCARING people! >8D
myOtaku.com: Ebony
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anaïs Nin
My cousin's friend was over last night, and started puking. It kinda sucked, lol. He had to sleep in my room on muh couch because muh cousin and his brother were sleeping in the same bed *insert disgusting thoughts here* and the bed wasn't big enough for the three of 'em, heh. So, I didn't get much sleep...the dude kept waking up to go puke in the bathroom (which, by the way, is RIGHT next to my room) So...yeah.
I tried staying home today, I even slept in, but my mom's a psycho-bitch sometimes, so she drove me and muh cousin to school, the whole time lecturing us on our attendance issues.
Goddammit. I wanted to sleep XD Ah, well.
OMFG! Many thanks to Hot Cocoa who did a lovely pic of Eb for an art trade and muh B-day! Go vote and comment or I'll eat your eyeballs while you sleep, and, if you're a guy, turn you into a eunuch >83
AAAND! An awesomely awesome art trade featuring Morte by Wolf Deamon. Go vote and comment or I'll shove banana peels down your throat, and the banana up your ass X3
Here's a random something that you HAVE to watch! DUUUUDE! It's so weird and awesome XD
Yayaee! Some of you asked where I get my random pics of doom from...I ain't telling. If I did, you'd all go to the sites, look at the pics, come to my site and be all "I've already seen those". And that just sucks, lol XD
Random pics of DOOOOOOM!!!
"Be careful what you say. We don't want to look like a couple of idiots."
...um?
Fact 'o the Day:
There are locusts that have an adult life span of only a few weeks or so, after having lived in the ground as grubs for fifteen years.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Aaand I'm off! To read! I'm in a reading mood...yush.
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Dirty joke)
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties,it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree " "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"
