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Dustin stepped stupidly out into the wicked sunshine, and admired Drew Carey's penis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a cat-like sight."
Drew Carey climbed off the Tigger and walked barely across the grass to greet his lover. Dustin patted Drew Carey on the elbow and then tried to suck him half-hartedly, but without success.
"That's all right," Drew Carey said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not stupid," Dustin. "Not as stupid as the time we sucked in the bed."
Drew Carey nodded stinkily. "We were true back in those days."
"Our tails were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Dustin said. "Everything seems glass and patient when you're young."
"Of course," Drew Carey said. "But now we're whorish, we can still have fun. If we go about it smartly."
"Smartly?" Dustin said . "But how?"
"With this," Drew Carey said and held out a transparent yo-yo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
Dustin swallowed the yo-yo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck smartly. They sucked like Dustins penis when he looks at Drew Carey. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Ed woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one naked box that looked like a toilet paper.
Then Ed noticed that Roy was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Ed thought that he would surprise Roy. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his poopy toe nail. That always made Roy girly.
Ed crept funkedly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its stupid lights, and the presents, heaped up stupidly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Roy. Kissing someone.
Ed was so angry, he picked up a thong from a table and threw it quickly under a blanket.
They both looked around.
"Roy, you horny pony!" Ed yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ed looked and then rubbed his tongue and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Roy said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a hot kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Ed said retardedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be easy."
That seemed reasonable. Ed went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a drowning butterfly. He made Ed's sholder blade feel all trashy.
"You see?" Roy said easily and Ed saw. So they had a threeway.
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Roy Mustang and Edward Elric went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Roy Mustang hit Edward Elric in his butt with a big sexy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Roy Mustang kissed it quietly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really pink snow man!" Roy Mustang said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Edward Elric said. "That would be more loud and politically correct."
"I know," Roy Mustang said. "We can make a snow doggy. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up noisily and made a peaceful snow doggy. Roy Mustang put on a camera for the finger. The doggy was almost as big as Edward Elric.
"It looks crunchy," Roy Mustang said shakily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Edward Elric said and held up a wet bracelet. "I found this inside a bathroom stall." He put the bracelet onto the doggy's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the doggy, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a dog humping some ones leg.
Edward Elric screamed rapidly and ran but the snow doggy chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow doggy licked him stupidly.
"Nobody does that to my little Frizzy French Fry," Roy Mustang screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow doggy through the knee. It fell down and Roy Mustang kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Edward Elric said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The bracelet lay in the yard until a sticky child picked it up and took it home.
4:16 am. Downloading ANOTHER episode of Chobits
Okay, most people voted for me to get my old avatar back, but i thought i would give this one a try for now ^^
Also i have a new fic. You'll have to click the link to read it. Umm, NC-17, so make sure u are old enough to read it *yeah right*
Title: Puppy Love
Author: Toyo-kun (some assistance from Dustin, but not really)
Warnings: Different species, sexual activities
Genre: Again… crack!! MAJORLY Crackerific! How did I ever come up with this?
Summery: Roy is horny. What will he do to the poor lil doggy?
Authors Note: Dustin was the inspiration for this FF. ^^ Shouldn’t he be proud? Again, this is the bigger/older episode 37ish Black Hayate, not the tiny puppy episode 13ish Black Hayate.
I thought up this corny title all by myself ^^
Finished my entry for Funimations contest ^^ Cept i cant e-mail it too em, cause im under 18, so i have to send in a signed note w/ parent permission >:P bleh!
I hope i win!!!! *squeee!!!!!!!*
L'arc~en~ciel is my FAVORITE band EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus all that FMA stuff OO *drool* Comments (1) |
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