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Thursday, March 24, 2005
||What if Ed had a email address?||
PART A: Whats his email?(lots of stupid made up stuff)
notshort@gottakickyourass.net
dogofthemilitary@centralcity.org
eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
AutomailROCKS@WinrysWorkshop.net
MrAlchemist@dontmesswithme.org
lordofalchemy@alchemyland.com
almightytallest@DEATH2RUSSEL.net
PART B: Ed answering emails
To: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
From: tallblondeboy@YourPunchSucks.net
Subject: Hey, long time no see shrimp!
Yo,
How’s it going man? Are you still mad at us for using your names? I’ll apologize again if you’ll still pissed. Sorry little pun! Hahaha!
P.s. Thanks for helping us back there in the lab with the Philosopher’s
Stone and all. Gezz, I still can’t believe you’re a year older than me and I’m taller than you.
Signed,
Russell (who will always be taller than you!)
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To: tallblondeboy@YourPunchSucks.net
From: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
Subject: Re: Hey, long time no see shrimp!
Dear Mr. @$$ hole,
Are you just trying to pick a fight with me?! And was that a real apology?!?! DON”T CALL ME SHORT!!
Signed,
Edward (who’s NOT a shrimp!)
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To: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
From: tallblondeboy@YourPunchSucks.net
Subject: Re: Re: Hey, long time no see shrimp!
Dear little braided loser, No, I wasn’t really trying to start a fight. I was just saying you’re a shorty and your punches suck! So there!
Yours truly,
Russell (who still is taller than you)
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To: tallblondeboy@YourPunchSucks.net
From: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey, long time no see shrimp!
Dear Mr. baka atama,
How many frickin’ am I going to tell you, NOT TO CALL ME SHORT!! Someday, you’re going to taste my fury…
Yours truly,
Edward (who’s going to beat the crap out of you someday)
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To: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
From: lilflech@strangehat.com
Subject: Hi! ^_^
Dear Elric Bros,
Konichiwa! How are you guys doing? Do you remember me? It’s Fletcher, Russell’s younger brother! I guess you do remember me since Russell has been sending a lot of letters to Edward lately. I just wanted to thank you guys myself for helping us out! Tell Al I said “hi!”
Fletcher
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To: lilflech@strangehat.com
From: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
Subject: Re: Hi! ^_^
Hey!
This is Alphonse Elric! How’s it going? Thanks for your “thank you.” We should get together sometime, maybe after we find out the secrets of the Philosopher’s Stone. I also have to ask Ni-san if you can play over at our place. But, right now he’s just barley calming down from his frustration from Russell.
Your pal,
Alphonse
P.s. I hope Ni-san doesn't mind if I use his email address instead of mine.
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To: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
From: MechanicMistress@automailworld.org
Subject: What's up?
Hi,
What have you guys been doing lately? I hope Ed isn’t doing anything raspy! Cause I’m gonna nail him harder than his momma ever did! Ed, if you break your automail again, this will be your last day as a National Alchemist! As a human! Ahem…sorry bout that guys. Didn’t mean to snap. Anyways, hope your doing well and finding more info on that stone. What was the name of that gentleman that escorted you two? Hm…was it Alex…Armstrong or something? Well, hope to hear back from you!
Yours truly,
Winry
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To: MechanicMistress@automailworld.org
From: eatmymetalfist@envysucks.com
Subject: Re: What's up?
Dear Winry,
Yeah…things are cool here. Actually going pretty slow. And don’t worry; my automail is in good hands. No need to scream the daylights out of yourself in words! Unlike last time when my automail was busted by Scar, it will be my automail busting Scar! So keep your dress on for both of our sakes!
P.s. Yes, Armstrong was the guy who escorted us.
Ed
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