Meh, today sucked. We have exams and crap this week. But on Friday we get to go to Cedar Point on a field trip!! ^^ So yay!!! On the plus side to exams, I am a fast test taker, so after our history exam i had time to write this!! ^^ Enjoy!
An: I sorta got this idea from sum movie that is from Australia. I think it is called Mr. Accident or sumtin, it is very funny, u should check it out. Anyway, while this FF is not explicit, it is VERY perverted, with a lot of implied food eating XD So read at your own risk. If I had to give it a rating I would say T, but to each his own, u know? Also I don’t own FMA, and all that junk.
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Twinkies!
A < Perverted > Fan Fiction
By Toyo
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“That’s a very interesting lunch,” Roy said as he looked over at Havoc who was eating a melon, “all very round food I see.”
“And what do you mean by that?” Havoc replied, raising an eyebrow.
“Oh nothing, nothing at all,” said Roy with a sly grin, “but didn’t you have a date with that girl last night.”
Havoc gave Roy a little “your retarded” kind of glare, as Roy just sat there eating a banana.
“You have an interesting lunch too,” Havoc pointed out as Roy began eating his dessert, a Twinkie, “ all very… long foods.”
“And what’s that supposed to mean?” Roy asked, taking a bite of his Twinkie, “cream filling” squirting out all over his face.
“Nothing, nothing at all,” said Havoc, mimicking Roy’s smirk, “but hey, didn’t you have a meeting with Fullmetal last night?”
Roy just licked the white stuff off his face, and took another bite.
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Okay, so I would rate that a ten on the pervertsiveness scale. Oh wait, pervertsiveness isn’t a word. Oh well screw it, at least they weren’t doing anything with shampoo bottles XD (inside joke, sort of)