Tuesday, June 14, 2005

   Woot- 2 am and still going!
Hey ppl!! I am on this major yaoi fest! I printed out like a million FF's, okay, maybe not a million, but still alot! I was reading them from like 9pm-1am, and then i had no more to read, so i watched FMA for an hour, and then got back on the computer to go find more^^

So any way, i decided to talk about yaoi and such for a bit. If you dont really like yaoi then u can just not read this, but you can still comment ^^ You can even say "I didn't read this, cause i hate yaoi, and you are a perverted freak of nature, go ephing kill yourself!" I dont care, as long as you say something

*sigh* no one is on aim at this hour -_- I have to talk to Smarter Child. He is such a loser.

Any way, i guess i will start by talking about pairings. Obviously my favorite pairing is RoyXEd. I also like Elricest. At first i didnt like Armor!AlXEd, but now it is starting to grow on me a bit. I kinda liked this one and i really liked this one. Yeah, those ones were good.

^^ Another thing that has started to grow on me is some of these crack pairings. Especially the ones that have Edo in them. ^^
I will like ANYTHING with Edo in it. 'Specially if Edo is getting raped, i mean, it just is better!

That is why i like GreedXEd! ^^

And i like EnvyXEd, but not as much. But i have never read a very good EnvyXEd, so maybe i just didnt like it cause there were sucky authors. Tho i did read this really good EnvyXEdXWrath. Ooohh, that was good!

Yeah, so where was i going? Oh right! Crack pairings!!! Well, there are a few crack pairings that i just go "EWW!" at, like, just to name a few... ArmstrongXAnyone
HohenheimXEd
or HohenheimXAl
Okay, well that is all i can think of right now... sry, sleep deprived brain = not functioning ^^;

Then I have my own lil crack pairing that i made up... RoyXBlack Hayate XD
I need to write that sometime... That just cracks me up XD *sorta a pun*

Anyway, a few new crack pairings that i like...
TuckerXEdo
GranXEdo
CornelloXEdo
yeah, i read a couple of each of those today ^^ I was like all "eww" at first, and then i was like all "Woot woot, Edo is getting raped XD "

OO
yeah, okay, so i have some serrious issues, so what? arnt i allowed to have a few?
Speaking of which... has anyone seen 'Howls moving castle' yet? I wanna see that, it looks good, me and Kylie might go see it this weekend! ^^

Okay, that was a little bit off topic Oo

Okay, how about Tringhamcest? I like it, but nothing beats Elricest ^^; But i have only ever read 2 Trignhamcest FF's. Isnt that sad? Why dont ppl write that more? And why isnt there more EdXRussell?? I less then three that pairing! Even though i think it would be more like RussellXEdo, even though Eds older, Russell is taller, and more seme seeming. And i like Ed as an Uke ^^ Except when he is w/Al. But only if Al has his body back...

And what abotu Havoc? I love HavocXFury, that pairing just makes me go "Aww" and these lil heart bubbles float around my head. ^^ RoyXHavoc is good too. So is HavocXEdo, cause Edo is just good w/ everyone ^^

Breda dosnt get yaoi, cause he is ugly, and fat. >.<

But idk why there isnt more Farman in yaoi. I kinda like Farman. Tho idk who he could be paired with. Maybe Havoc? Oo would that work out?

*Sigh* I hate not having Winzip -_- i want to download these Doujinshi's REALLY BAD!! But i can't, cause i dont have Winzip T_T DAMN YOU WINZIP!!!!!! >:O

*sigh* Okay, what havn't i talked about yet?? OH! Hetero pairings!
Okay, there are not very many good het pairings for FMA, cause all the girls in that show suck. Except Hawkeye. Hawkeye Rox. My Sox. Yeah, I guess Royai is okay...

I dont like any Winry pairings, 'specially EdXWinry or AlXWinry. I hate how everyone thinks its cute to do AlXWinry. Quite frankly, i think the show would have ended better if Winry died. Yeah, idk y, she just spontaniously combusts or something. Ohh, or Roy could kill her, which is kinda the same thing, lol XD U know, finish what he started, finish off the last of the Rockbells XD XD

Okay, got a little crazy there ^^;

I dont get why there isnt more stuff with Rose... Not that im complaining! I hate that bitch! I just thought it was weird. Oo

What about Psiren? I like her. Once I read this EdoXPsiren FF, but it wasnt very good. -_- but i dont really think that any Het pairings are good. I woudn't read them from choice, but i was really bored, okay? Oo

Yeah, heh heh ^^;

*sigh* What havnt i talked about yet? Do u realize that i have spent an HOUR typing this? I think this may be my longest post eva!! Wow. Did anyone actually read it all? If you did post a comment, u bishies!! ^^

Oh, Wrath! I 4got to talk abotu him.

Oh wtf?? My aim just signed me off for no reason, and it wont sign back on.
Okay, its fixed now ^^

Okay, so anyway, Wrath. I dont really like EnvyXWrath, it is kinda weird. WrathXEdo is kinda good, but its usually more of Wrath trying to kill Edo then any actual sex -_-

Yeah, i hate Yaoi that has a shitload of plot at the begining that u have to read to get to the actual smex stuff. Cause it is usually boring and ruins the whole story -_-

Unless the plot is funny, and can make me LOL. like actually laugh out loud. If i dont laugh out loud then it isnt funny enough.
Most plots arnt that funny, so there fore, they suck.


Okay, Kimblee. I have nvr read a FF w/ him, but i have seen liek a million.

Any way, i have to cut this convo short (Short, yeah right, i spent an hour and a half typing this) cause Dustin is forcing me to write a crack FF of RoyXBlack Hayate, and stapled my eyes open OO

I think ill go pratcice on Edo. XD
*inside joke*
*woah, i have inside jokes with Dustin now! That is scary OO*
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