Title: Roy’s Best Friend
Author: Toyo-kun (some assistance from Dustin, but not really)
Warnings: Different species, stripping
Genre: Crack!! ^^ Yay for Cracky Cracky crack!
Pairings: Roy X Black Hayate, Winry X Armstrong
Rating:I’ll go with PG-13 ^^
Summery: Roy is defiantly on something… probably crack XD
Authors Note: Dustin was the inspiration for this FF. I wrote this at like 3:29 am in the morning. Yay for the crackyness!!!! XD Also, this is the bigger/older episode 37ish Black Hayate, not the tiny puppy episode 13ish Black Hayate.
Dustin thought up title btw. ^^
When Roy returned home from work it was to find a small black dog sitting in front of his house, with a note tied to his collar.
“Black Hayate? What are you doing here?” he asked the adorable little puppy.
He untied the note around his collar and read it.
Dear Roy,
Can you please take care of Black Hayate for me for a few days? I have to go to Winry and Armstrong’s wedding in Risembool, I will be back on Monday.
-Riza
Oh, so that was why Riza wasn’t at work today. He pitied her, having to go to the wedding. He had spent a month carefully avoiding Armstrong so that he wouldn’t get an invitation and be forced to go.
Roy opened the door, and Black Hayate followed him inside. It was very late already. Roy had had to stay at work late to finish up his paperwork. He wondered how long Black Hayate had been sitting there. Damn, Riza sure had that dog trained well.
Roy was so exhausted that he immediately went to his room and to go to bed. Roy always slept in the nude ((Much to the delight of the fan girls ^_~)) Roy couldn’t stand sleeping with his clothes on, he just got too hot. Maybe it had something to do with being the Flame Alchemist?
Roy unbuttoned his uniform jacket, and threw it lazily on the floor. Then he began unbuttoning the dress shirt that he had to wear underneath the jacket. Why did the military uniform have to have so many layers?
That’s when Roy heard a small ‘bark’ coming from behind him. He turned around to see Black Hayate staring at him.
“What do you want, mutt?” he asked, putting his hands on his hips. He looked somewhat cute and childish in this pose.
Black Hayate whined, and lifted a paw, as if telling Roy to continue. Roy raised an eyebrow at the pup. Then a lustful smile spread across his face.
“Well I must oblige the wishes of my houseguest,” Roy smirked, “otherwise that would be considered inhospitable.”
Roy turned towards Black Hayate, and then continued unbuttoning his shirt, slower this time, brushing his fingers across his chest as he did so.
Black Hayate stared at Roy, mouth open, tongue flopping out.
Roy grabbed the bottom oh his undershirt, and pulled it up over his head, slowly. The upper half of his body now exposed, he ran his fingers slowly over his torso, looking very sexy while he did so. Black Hayate drooled a little.
Roy ran his hands lightly over his chest and stomach, pausing when he got to his pants.
Roy unbuttoned his pants and pulled down the zipper. Black Hayate barked his approval as Roy let the pants slide down, and he kicked them off from around his ankles.
Black Hayate growled warningly when Roy hesitated to remove his last article of clothing, his boxers.
“Fine, fine,” Roy smirked, teasingly, “So impatient.”
He hooked a finger through the waistband, and pulled down, allowing them to slip down to his ankles, and then lightly stepped out of them.
Black Hayate cocked his head to one side, and admired Roy for a moment.
Roy blushed, and walked over to the bed. He pushed Black Hayate off of it, muttering “Stupid mutt,” and then crawled into the bed under the covers.
A moment later Black Hayate jumped back up on the bed, and laid his head down on Roy’s chest.
Roy wrapped his arm around him and fell asleep.
AN: Woah OO That was seriously fucked up. I got a wee bit fluffy at the very end ^^ Though over all, I would have to say that this fan fiction just cracks me up! XD
