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Thursday, June 23, 2005
 The Smelly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Roy Mustang and Edward Elric went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Roy Mustang hit Edward Elric in his butt with a big sexy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Roy Mustang kissed it quietly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really pink snow man!" Roy Mustang said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Edward Elric said. "That would be more loud and politically correct."
"I know," Roy Mustang said. "We can make a snow doggy. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up noisily and made a peaceful snow doggy. Roy Mustang put on a camera for the finger. The doggy was almost as big as Edward Elric.
"It looks crunchy," Roy Mustang said shakily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Edward Elric said and held up a wet bracelet. "I found this inside a bathroom stall." He put the bracelet onto the doggy's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the doggy, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a dog humping some ones leg.
Edward Elric screamed rapidly and ran but the snow doggy chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow doggy licked him stupidly.
"Nobody does that to my little Frizzy French Fry," Roy Mustang screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow doggy through the knee. It fell down and Roy Mustang kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Edward Elric said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The bracelet lay in the yard until a sticky child picked it up and took it home.
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