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Thursday, June 23, 2005
 Here is a special story, just for Dustin ^_~
A Married Day To Suck
Dustin stepped stupidly out into the wicked sunshine, and admired Drew Carey's penis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a cat-like sight."
Drew Carey climbed off the Tigger and walked barely across the grass to greet his lover. Dustin patted Drew Carey on the elbow and then tried to suck him half-hartedly, but without success.
"That's all right," Drew Carey said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not stupid," Dustin. "Not as stupid as the time we sucked in the bed."
Drew Carey nodded stinkily. "We were true back in those days."
"Our tails were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Dustin said. "Everything seems glass and patient when you're young."
"Of course," Drew Carey said. "But now we're whorish, we can still have fun. If we go about it smartly."
"Smartly?" Dustin said . "But how?"
"With this," Drew Carey said and held out a transparent yo-yo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
Dustin swallowed the yo-yo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck smartly. They sucked like Dustins penis when he looks at Drew Carey. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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