Man you will never guessed what happen at camp! Well you see, I`m adopted, and my birth mother gave me away so I could have a better life, because she was poor. Now, I was never put in a foster home, my parents I live with now adopted me befour I was born. Now anyway, a kid named Chris in my class, happen to find out I was adopted, and said that my bitrth mother gave me away because I was so ugly, and sold me for fifty cents! Well, then he said that my mama is so fat, when somene threw a snowball at her, it orbited her! So I said, youre mama is so stupid, she would laugh at that joke!
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