Thursday, July 13, 2006

Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:06 am
Hey guys! well i just got off the phone with my gf like an hour ago. lol We were talking about the funniest things. Well she inspired me to create a story. A really funny story. REALLY FUNNY. I just wrote 1 chapter of it, but you guys HAVE to read this. Okay, I think it's funny, and I hope you do to, so please comment and tell me if I should keep on writing the story. lol Oh and someone also asked me to post pictures of Kino's Journey, so there are some at the bottom of the post underneath mood of the moment, and at the very bootom is my story! ttypl! n_n


Quote of the Day:
"And some pickles! And some pickles!"-Dane Cook (Burger King Act)


Mood of the Moment:



Kino's Journey







The Adventures of Pussy Cat & Her Side Kick EMO Boy




Prologue


Incase you were wondering what this story may be about, I have written this little prologue or whatever it?s called to inform you on it?s plot and characters. Yay for you! Well this story is that of two friends who are also lovers living together. No, this isn?t a romance story you idiot! It?s an idiot story! The two friends share a secret. What?s the secret? They?re both superheroes known by the names of Pussy Cat and EMO Boy. It?s a romantic comedy with bad guys, a retarded mayor, a bad city apartment, and of course Pocky. So if you care to read this ?Romantic Novel? you may. And if you wish not to read it then? I DON?T LIKE YOUR PANTS ANYWAYS! ? That is all.
-EdwardElricThe2nd




Chapter One
How should I start this story off? Like a typical fairytale starting with the infamous words ?Once upon a time??? Or should I use the ?One day??. I think my approach to this story will be a tad different from other authors and writers out there. I?ll start my story off in a simple manner?

It was a dreary day in Burghsville. Rain fell from the sky dripping onto the dirty streets of the city.
Creating mud puddles in the yards of the citizens. No children played outside in the back sandbox. Nor did
housewives hang up the laundry from the wash. Everyone remained indoors wasting away time. But there
was one person roaming the damp streets during the noon. That person was none other than Kitty who was
returning from an afternoon shopping spree at the local market.

Kitty? What about her you ask? No, of course that?s not her real name, but it?s the only name I can
offer to give you for the time being. For Kitty has a secret that she hides away from the rest of humanity.
Only one other knows and shares that secret with her.

Kitty walked two blocks down the right side of the sidewalk and turned into what seemed to be an
old apartment. She entered the apartment with silence. Silently shut the door behind her and locked it. She set her bags down on the kitchen counter and rummaged through the larger of the bags hunting for something. She pulled out a box of Pocky and said ?Ah ha!?. She then took her shoes off and walked into the lazy room (as they called it) and slumped down on the couch.

Sitting beside her on the couch was a boy. The boy was sitting on the couch watching television when he noticed Kitty sitting beside him.

?So did you get it?? He asked her in a mumbled tone.

Kitty reached her hand over and handed the boy the Pocky box.

?Sweet. You?re my favorite, you know that?? he added with a kiss on her cheek.

Kitty blushed slightly then pushed him away from her. The boy was confused.

?What?s wrong with you?? he asked.

?I go out to the store for you and get you this stupid Pocky stuff, and what do I get in return?! Nothing, that?s what! Not even a single thank you!? Kitty freaked out.

??I meant to say thank you. Honestly, I did!? the boy pleaded.

?Yeah, yeah. That?s what you always say Edo.? Kitty sighed as she slumped her head down on his shoulder.

The two sat in silence and starred off at the glowing television. A thick tension of silence was broken when soon after the phone rang. Kitty answered the phone with speed.

?Hello?? she answered.

The person who had called was the Mayor of the city. Yes I know what you?re all thinking? This is sooo Power Puff Girls! OMIGOD I don?t wanna read this anymore. Well truthfully, it is similar to the PPG. But please don?t let that similarity turn you away from this story. Trust me? It gets better.

So after the phone call from the mayor, Kitty jumps up into action and puts on her ?Super Hero Uniform?. She changed in a flash and stood in front of Edo who sat on the couch as dreary as ever. He paid no attention to Kitty. Then she stepped into his view of the television.
?What the hell!? I was watching that you know!? Edo bitched.

Kitty didn?t move.

?Why must you stand in the way of my ANIME!??

?Hey ?EMO Boy?, I don?t think you heard, but we got a phone call!? said Kitty.

?So? Am I supposed to jump for joy when one of your girlfriends call you wanting to know if you want to see a stupid PG-13 rated movie known by the name of ?Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift?? And besides I wanna watch my anime.? Edo whined.

?IT wasn?t my girlfriend who called and Tokyo Drift is NOT a stupid movie!?

?Says who??

?Says everyone!?

?Nu uh. Dude. Look at the facts. That movie has like no one with real talent. Plus all the critics say it?s for the birds.?

??STFU BITCH! Now get in your stupid uniform so we can go save the city!?

?What!? Again!? Why must I be pulled into this business? I never wanted to be a super hero! All I ever wanted to do was just be an art teacher at the local middle school. Is that so hard to ask? Why the hell can?t the city just pay for a stupid police system? This city?s to damn cheap. We need to call the Po Po man? This is for the birds.?

??Look, EMO Boy, You have to take up the family business, hon. I?m doing it and I have no problem with it.?

?Yeah it?s cause your moms Cat Girl! Of course you don?t mind following after her. She?s hot and no one really knows her that well so you can go around living in the past of her mistakes!?

?Why do you always have to fight with your father? Huh? Why can?t you just accept the damn fact that Bat Man is your dad??

?Because My damned brother got the job of being his side kick! I never got the chance to prove I was worthy! Damn you Robin! Damn you!?

?Edo, you just said you didn?t ever want to be a side kick.?

?Oh yeah. So I did.?

?Let?s go.?

?Fine. But next time this city better get some damn police officers working around here instead of in the doughnut shops??

Edo walked into his room and slowly got changed into his uniform. He walked out looking like and EMO! W00t! EMO!! So Edo and Kitty walked out the apartment and walked to the closest subway station. There they caught the subway to city hall? WHERE THE MONSTER WAS LOCATED! But before they reached their destination, they had to sit beside common civilians while riding the underground train like transportation.

?Why can?t this city give us a good transportation system to get to and from our battle scenes? I mean seriously. It takes us a damn hour to get there.? EMO Boy complained.

?Oh shut up. It wouldn?t take son long if you didn?t always have to fight with me. If you would?ve just put your uniform on we could?ve just walked right onto the subway and we would?ve been there by now. But NOOO!! You had to be all bitchy EMO boy about it. That?s why I hate EMO people, you know!? Pussy Cat yelled.

?Whatever. Why do we even have to save the world man? It?s all just gonna die eventually. Just like the organic fungus that lived on my grandma?s foot. Once you leave it alone, it just dies out man??

?Am I supposed to be touched by those words or terrified by the thought of your grandma?s feet fungus??

?I dunno. Whatever you want I guess??

?Whatever.?

The subway came to a full stop. Thus ended the 15 minute underground journey for our two heroes. The two walked up to the surface and squinted from the light. Dead ahead of them was the evil monster that threatened the safety of Burghsville.


To Be Continued


-EE2 Da FMA Guru
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