Saturday, July 15, 2006

Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:00 am
Hey guys. Just got off the phone with pipsqueak like an hour ago. The phone conversation, again, was humerous as always. I was acting like an ass saying how I hate everything, when all the sudden she pops out of nowhere yelling "WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU HATE EVERYTHING OKAY! YOU HATE YOUR PANTS, YOU HATE THEOTAKU STAFF, YOU HATE ORLANDO BLOOM, YOU HATE MEAT, YOU HATE JEFFERY, YOU HATE EVERYTHING! OMIGOSH! YOU LITTLE EMO FREAK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! When we get older and get married, you're gonna be sayin' I hate that dress your wearing, I hate our kids, I hate this dinner, I hate our wedding, YOU HATE EVERYTHING YOU EMO KID!"... and then she stopped and i busted out laughing. That's the truth. I'm a very grumpy person who hates almost everything in life. she narrowed down the only 3 things in my life that I absolutely do NOT hate, and they are:


[x]pipsqueak (her)
[x]manga & anime
[x]vic mignogna's voice


Yup. I guess that really is me. the rest is all bullshit i guess. But i say one thing, when the next minute i feel completely the opposite. so whatever i say, don't take to heart to much. Trust me, I hate no one here on myotaku (except for a few selected people). But neways, I also just finished writing chapter three to my story, so i'm happy about that. I was thus, again, to lazy to write a lot, so it's a short chapter. so i hope you enjoy my story!! n_n


Quote of the Day:
"We'll finally see eachother... For real..."-Miaka (Fushigi Yugi vol. 5)


Mood of the Moment:





The Adventures of Pussy Cat & Her Side Kick EMO Boy




Chapter Three


When EMO Boy came to, he found himself laid out on an un-cleaned bed. He rubbed his eyes to see clearer. But only after he finished rubbing them, did he realize that he smudged his black eyeliner that he took five minutes to put on earlier that day. EMO Boy let out a small tear that ran down his face.

EMO Boy looked around the room to find a dusty television, a table covered with crumbs, the sink still running water, the toilet not flushed, and yes, the dreaded lipstick marks. EMO Boy shuddered at the sight. He then turned around, and spotted a door. He ran to the door and swung it wide open. He didn?t bother to look upon what lied ahead, he just jumped out of the room that had given him the scariest feeling since being hugged by his aunt.

Once EMO Boy stepped out of the door, he found himself falling into a black hole. The hole was short and narrow, and was just enough room for EMO Boy to go through. Once the hole ended, EMO Boy fell flat on his ass and made a sound that was heard with a hint of slight pain and discomfort. He lifted himself off and dusted off his shirt. He looked around and saw nothing but darkness. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lighter and lit it. He stuck the light out further away from him to light his way.

He soon found a path that lead to light, and thus he followed it. When the path came to an end, EMO Boy found himself standing in front of a Pokemon Gymnasium. He gasped. EMO Boy jumped for joy and raced towards the gym to see what was happening.

When he reached the gym he entered carelessly and stumbled upon his girl friend, Pussy Cat. He hugged her with joy.

?Pussy Cat, where the hell have you been!?? EMO Boy asked sarcastically.

Before Pussy Cat could answer, a giant voice overcame the entire room.

??Where the hell has she been? you ask? In Hell of course!? the voice roared.

The voice spoke truth. EMO Boy and Pussy Cat had somehow got themselves into Hell!

?Are you serious?? EMO Boy asked.

?Do I look like I?m serious?? the voice asked.

?Well, I don?t know. I can?t very well tell since I can?t see you??

?What you want me to come out and show myself??

?Well, that would be helpful. I mean you don?t have to, I?m just saying it?d be easier to get your point across if I saw you, that?s all.?

?Oh, very well then. I?ll let you see how serious I am.?

From behind a large curtain, a pokemon stepped out. It was none other than Mew Two!

?Mew Two!? What the hell you doin? here boy?!? Pussy Cat asked.

?Must I really explain myself to you teen aged retards?? Mew Two asked.

?Well that, too, would make your point get across a whole lot easier.? EMO Boy added.

?Hold on! It?d be a lot easier if you just told us how we got here in the first place.? Pussy Cat said.
?Oh, alright. After EMO Boy was knocked out by the yellow ranger, the SPD Force threw him out of the headquarters without his air tank, thus leading him to suffocate and die. Then Pussy Cat and Megatron went in to save him, but it was to late. Megatron was torn apart and his parts were refurbished for the Power Rangers? robot things. And Pussy Cat was almost raped by the pink ranger, but luckily she escaped. Then she went to find EMO Boy, but got hit in the head by the Blue Dino Thunder Ranger?s laptop, and thus suffered head trauma and causing her to die.? said Mew Two.

?WHAT!?? both EMO Boy and Pussy Cat screamed.

?What do you mean we?re dead?!? EMO Boy asked.

?And does that mean we?re really in Hell?? Pussy Cat asked.

?Yes, Yes. It means all of those things. But luckily you can save yourselves from eternal Hell. You just have to bring me Captain Jack Sparrow?s Compass.? Mew Two smiled.

?Oh, sure thing. But why his compass?? Pussy Cat asked.

?That need not concern you!? Mew Two snapped.

?Okay, you?ve got yourself a deal! Now turn our teen age asses back up to earth on the double!? Pussy Cat demanded.

?As you wish. But I want my compass before the night of the new moon.? Mew Two said as he had two Ponytas sent over to the two.

?What?s with the My Little Ponies?? Pussy cat asked.

?They?re not My Little Ponies! I burned those ponies a long time ago? These are Ponytas. They?re going to ride you to the surface, then leave you to fend for yourselves. Sound good??

?Sure.?

Pussy Cat and EMO Boy hopped onto the Ponytas? backs and rode off into the distance. Almost like a classic John Wayne movie, but only without the cowboy hats and crappy acting.


To Be Continued...


-EE2 Da FMA Guru
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