Tuesday, July 26, 2005

   Heh.
Once upon a time there was an ostrich who decided he wanted to fly. So he flew into the air and soared through the sky. Then he remembered that ostriches couldnt fly, so he fell into a jiccuzzi filled with plastic flamingos. Then the otrich lost his third eye when aliens came and ubducted all the groundhogs from the Earth. Then we had to cancel groundhogs day and resort to chipmunks to tell us the weather instead. But this happened all after pigs lost their ability to fly due to thier gain of weight. 0.o
THE END!
(cows can only fly when there is a tornado.)

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR PART 2! (yes...part 2! Muahahahaha!)
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

   tee hee...pigs...tee hee
Old McDonald had a farm...EIEIO!! and on that farm he had a PIG! EIEIO!!! ...um...

I will be updating more, (i hope...unless of course aliens come **Gasp!** and invade the earth by taking all the chickens off the farm and using then for unexplicably evil things! **double Gasp!** ...but don't worry, there is only a 73.9% chance that will happen) ...Come Again!
~EiEio From Old McDonalds Farm!~
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Sunday, May 29, 2005

   ELLO!!
Im back from the Magical Land of OZ...i went to go see the wizard and he told me i needed to add more posts to my site...so i did! yay me!

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

   Hey Hi Everyone
Hey Hi everyone Blackki never figured out how to make a banner then again her computer is about 80 billion years old so we will just put up a cool pic instead. Well to her it's cool well talk to you all soon ^.^
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

   A NEW CLUB
Greetings from another planet...i mean old McDonalds farm...which in fact is on EARTH!! *sees a pig fly past* 0.0 Where is the pig repellent?


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