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Friday, July 1, 2005


   PANTS! Ha ha ha...
It's gotten to that point where it's so late at night that everything is funny.

I found this site that takes quotes from Star Wars... and replaces one word from the quote with the word "pants". All of them are funny, but there are so many that I'm only putting the ones that actually made me laugh out loud.

And like I said, everything's funny right now, so excuse the lame-ness. Now, on with the pants.


This one was my favorite---> "I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader

"Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio

"Lock the door." --Luke  "And hope they don't have pants." --Han

"You came in those pants?  You're braver than I thought." --Leia

"No!  Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia

"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia

"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I cannot teach him.  The boy has no pants." --Yoda


"Adventure, hah! Pants, hah! A Jedi craves not these things." --Yoda

"I feel the Pants." --Luke  "Yes, but you cannot control them." --Yoda

"Your pants betray you.  Your feelings for them are strong." --Darth Vader

"I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Captain Solo's pants." --Luke

"It's your choice, but I warn you, do not underestimate my pants."  --Luke

And that's all. I only got the ones I liked from the original movies.

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