hay! wazup?! X3 oh ahy got this in an email X3 it very funny ^__________^
What Bored Husbands Do at Walmart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to
Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get
out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the
store manager.
Dear Mrs. Fenton:
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him , he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ....
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!
well nothin' happen to day.... ^_^' jus' want around and looked at bloody houses >__< i hate doin' that T~T ...well i got nothin' so bye bye!! X3 *hugs*
1. was that funny or what X3
2. what time u get up today?
3. what time is it? (it's 8:49pm here)
4. Zombie hip hop >X3 yay!
Kabuto's Wisdom
Kabuto: never say "take a day in my shoes" because it takes more than a day feel the effects of the other persons life...
ekedo: ^___^ true!
Your Deadly Sins
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Lust: 40%
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Greed: 20%
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Pride: 20%
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Sloth: 20%
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Envy: 0%
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Gluttony: 0%
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Wrath: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
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You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
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You Should Be A Pisces
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What's good about you: carefree and compassionate, you are truly light hearted
What's bad about you: when things get bad, you tend to retreat and not let others in
In love: you're a true romantic - it's flowers, bubble baths, and candles all the way
In friendship, you're: eager to lend a sympathetic ear and likely to develop a deep connection
Your ideal job: bartender, magician, or secret agent
Your sense of fashion: simple clothes that don't distract from your personality
You like to pig out on: seafood - from fish sticks to salmon
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Your Element Is Fire
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Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.
You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.
Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.
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You Are 48% Sexy
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Your Sex Appeal Is: High
You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers.
Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.
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i do nothin'!!!!! 
got no time to talk 
hay! no work XD