Once upon a time there has a young MANGA-KA named DAVID. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the RED forest when he met BLUE JOE, a run-away GRAVE DIGGER from the ROUND Queen REBECCA.
DAVID could see that BLUE JOE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his FAST RAMEN. BLUE JOE was thankful for DAVID's RAMEN, so he told DAVID a very BRAINDEAD story about Queen REBECCA's daughter SUSIE. How her mother, the ROUND Queen REBECCA, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic TIGER, because SUSIE was so SLOW.
DAVID WASHED. He vowed to BLUE JOE the GRAVE DIGGER that he would save the SLOW SUSIE. He would RUN the TIGER, and take SUSIE far away from her eveil mother, the ROUND Queen REBECCA, and JUMP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a STUPID PEE and BLUE JOE the GRAVE DIGGER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. ROUND Queen REBECCA SWAM out from behind a PENCIL and struck DAVID dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a *SINGING SMURF SONG*.
THE END.
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