Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hello
Hi... got nuthin else!
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Friday, May 11, 2007

Hello

Hello my not friends! How are you? I hope you are well. Today was fun. I played a bunch of games on the computer... that's pretty much it.

Sage
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Monday, November 13, 2006

The Naruto Crisis!!

I everyone, I don't like Naruto but I watch it a lot, and I heard from one of my friends that a lot of people liked the story!! So here it is,

A Naruto Crisis!!

By Elemental Sage


First of all, I am Sage, a Sage, and this is my story, A Naruto Crisis, Naruto goes missing and other rookie ninja’s start to disappear as well, and all evidence goes to one shinobi! Read the following to figure the culprit out,

Part One: Where’s Naruto?!

Sakura stopped by the hospital to visit Lee again, he was sent back into the hospital because of the fight with Kishamaru, one of the sound ninja’s. She left her flower in the vase next to his bed and put a wet towel on his head. Sakura left and went to visit Naruto, he had a serious concussion and couldn’t leave his room. But when she entered the room, a scream and a crash echoed all through the hospital.

Where am I? What am I doing here? Thought the mysterious figure, “Welcome Shinobi, this is the Shinobi Café.” Then, the mysterious figure stopped thinking, breathing, and moving on their own. They walked into the cave and were never seen again.

Sakura was crying, there was blood all over the walls and broken vases and dishes everywhere. Two doctors and one nurse came rushing in, “What wrong?! What happened here…?!” Then they all gasped and almost puked, “Doctor! Look at that wall!” The nurse said and the doctor with glasses looked, “’All of the Shinobi in the Hidden Leaf Village will have felt the wrath of revenge! Next is the Kunoichi who just entered the room, HARUNO SAKURA.’ This is a cursed ninjutsu, do you know Haruno Sakura little girl?” He asked Sakura. She started to cry harder and twiddle her thumbs. “Yes…it’s…ME.” She told him and he started scurrying around calling the Hokage, “Lord Hokage?! Haruno Sakura has been cursed! And she’s going to be killed! Yes…of course.” He turned and said, “Haruno-chan, Lord Tsunade says that you must stay under the ANBU black ops care, you shall go to the Hokage’s office immediately, and Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru shall be your guide, they’re on their way right now.” Then, there was a knock on the window and Neji and Shikamaru jumped through the window. “Hey Sakura, I’m sorry this curse was brought upon you, we’ll guard you.” Neji said, “Thank you Neji-kun.” She hugged him and Shikamaru’s jaw dropped, “Are you two…together?” “Um…Kind of, nothing’s official yet.” Neji told him, “Ok now, back to business, grab our hands and we’ll take you to the Hokage’s office.” Neji said seriously, and Sakura held their hands and they rushed to Lord Tsunade.

“Have you sent the message?” “Yes master.” “Then, all we do is wait, and I shall have my revenge.”

“Sakura, are you alright?” Tsunade asked Sakura, “I’m scared, someone put a curse on me!” She started to cry again, “That’s alright, you can stay in the protection cell, down under the village, and Neji and Shikamaru shall guard you.” Tsunade showed Sakura and Neji and Shikamaru off. “So where exactly is the ‘protection cell?’” Sakura asked, “Where the Uchiha main house used to be, we re-built it so people could be protected there.” Shikamaru said, “Oh…” Sakura said looking at her feet, which were dangling in the air.

“Why isn’t she here yet?! Did she see the curse in the wall?!!” “Yes master, she saw it, I heard her screams.” “Good thing you have good ears my little maggot. Where is the other one? The blonde?” “In the dungeon master, he still is struggling and resisting your orders.” “Just kill him then, he’s no use for me if he won’t even behave.” “But won’t he behave eventually?” “DO YOU DARE QUESTION ME?!” “No sir, I’m sorry.”

Sakura trembled on her way into the cell, Neji and Shikamaru identified themselves so they could continue through, “You’ll be alright Haruno-chan. This place is well protected by a scroll of sealing.” Shikamaru said. They placed her into the cell and locked it, but then, as they traveled up the stairs…there was a scream.

“The fool! They left her there! Now she is ours my maggot!” “Yes master, I will go and retrieve her.”

Neji and Shikamaru hurried back into the cell and found more blood everywhere and another note: Another day another night, soon another victim shall taste severe fright. “No…they couldn’t have taken Sakura! NO!!” Neji yelled. “Neji! We couldn’t have saved her! This is no human’s doing! This is an evil spirit who is seeking revenge on the whole village! No evidence, no nothing Neji! She’s gone! And so is Naruto! We have to find this beast! It’s no use trying to protect the victims, he’ll find a way to get to them! So you have to pull yourself together and try to find this beast before somebody else is taken!”

“Welcome Sakura, This is the Shinobi Café, welcome, make yourself at home.” “Yes master. Your wish is my command.” “Wonderful, you shall bare my child, and then go and get the next victim, Rock Lee.”

“Well, we have figured out that this is a demon’s doing fellow Shinobi. And we must trace him and put an end to his anger and kidnapping of the other young Shinobi.” Tsunade said to the Shinobi right in front of her. “But Lady Tsunade!” Tsunade looked out and saw Kakashi, “These were both my students! Let me lead the search to find them!” “I’m sorry Kakashi but we need our own Jiraiya and myself to search for them.” Then Kakashi nodded and Jiraiya stood up in the seat next to Tsunade, “I’m sorry Kakashi, I’ve trained Naruto to summon a toad, if he was in trouble he would have used it and the record would have been saved into Gama Bunta’s Mind, his toad of summoning.” Jiraiya told him and the rest of the shinobi, “Tsunade and I shall keep in contact with you all, and try to find anything here.”

“Milord, it hurts…” “I know my dear, the baby of flames shall burn your insides and will eventually kill you, but if I’m satisfied with your service to me I shall give you the antidote to ease the pain, my dear.” “But…I mean the fact of you keep raping me.” “It will be alright in the end. You shall serve my sexual purposes till I’m satisfied. Now, no stopping, we keep on going till I say no more.” “Yes Milord.”

Lee, peacefully dreaming about his future as a great Shinobi, but as he was dreaming, a thought crossed his mind, Come to the Shinobi Café, all you need to do is let me take you there. Then, a huge gust of wind, a tear, bloodshed, and a scream.

“You have come to the Shinobi Café, welcome.” “Yes Milord,” “Sorry I cannot great you properly, I’m busy with the lady.” “Yes Lee, he is very busy with me.” “I understand Sakura, you keep doing your business.” “Maggot! Escort Lee to the cave.” “But of course master.”

“Now Lee has been taken as well! Is there a message?” Neji asked, “Yes, Now the three have been taken, It will be easy picken. HYUUGA HINATA.” Shikamaru looked at Neji and his eyes were filled with anger, sadness and bitterness. “He will not take my cousin! I made the mistake of letting her go before! I won’t do that again!”

Sage

And this isn't done yet.
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Thursday, November 9, 2006

Just to tell you, your not my friend.
Just to tell you people, I’m not your friend if you only sign my guestbook. You have to at least comment a few times, and Private Message me often to. But I think it’s rude that you just sign my guestbook and don’t even talk to me, comment, or anything like that. I’m a Sage, so I am polite, wise, and emotionless. I think about stuff that builds relationships, not little visits and then you just leave me alone just to make your own site popular. And so if you don’t even SEE this, then I know you only want to make your own site popular thinking I’ll come and sign your guestbook also. I’m not a simpleton, I’m a complex individual, I think about my actions before I do anything, and I want friends that actually come to my site and act like a friend.
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