Saturday, September 17, 2005

Bajeezers!
I have now learned that I write VERY long introductions. Pshaw, doesn't matter. I'm still furking awesome. Stretting my stuff with my greekness and purple clarinet... ::Mumble:: Today, was 5 year old 'Tina's' Birthday. Dear jesus. I was so... tired. She was running everywhere, and she wanted to make up a game. So she starts:
Tina: Ok, you're evil, I'm good. I have to get you!
Me: Uhm, how about we watch some... Full house?
Tina: No! You're evil!
Tina: ::Throws shit around the room::
Me: Oh dear Jesus.
Tina's dad: Holy jesus, what happened?



xD
Yea, there was cake on the floor, too. She stepped in it, and walked all over. And I'm sitting there like, "'Ho shit, I see a broken room in the future," so I'm full now, still, even though I ate about...4 hours ago. Maybe its the PMS;ing pain.... xD Whatever. I'm too bored. Oh that reminds me of a funny story:

I'm at school, in the library, ((yes a nerd)) and I forgot my book, oh dear. So I pick up a 17 magazine. Maybe somethings good in there, god knows. So I'm looking through, I pass through the glamour section, and other sections, and I raech health. As I am flipping pages, the words, "Does having a tight or loose vagina mean anything," Catches my eyes. Right abouve that, is a picture of a brown vagina. I'm sitting there thinking, "Who the FUCK takes a picture of their vagina, and then shows it off in a magazine!?" Its like, "I'm bored..... I know! ::Click click click:: I mean, Sure be a camera whore... but NOT with your VAGINA! Jeezusbus!

Thats the funny story... laugh. NOW. Oh shit another funny story!:

I'm playing this game called Harvest Moon, right? So I'm playing, and I talk to this girl on it. You know, one of the retarted villagers. SO. I'm talk to her. And she goes, " You know, when I'm sad, I think of happy things. Like baking a cake... or you!" And I'm thinking to myself, "Horny bastard..." xD

Yes. The power of Christ Compels you to laugh. NOW LAUGH! So.. I don't know. I wonder if I beat Figgeh's looong post. I write a lot sometimes, I tend to do that. I can ramble on and on and on. I was smart enough to know all the homework I'll have is math, and I did my math at the library ((Ok, I get it I'm a nerd)) during lunch, and did all my homework. What now... free weekend. I have another funny story...well two. :

I'm walking through the hall, catch up with my friend Alison.
Me: Hi alison!
Alison: Hi Athena, are you going to the party tomorrow?
Me: What... party...?
Alison: You know.. Theresa... didn't she call you?
Me: ::ADD Moment... moment of silence::

Me: OH YEA! ::really REALLY loud::

xD
Thats one. Now two.

Me: Chelsea, the power of christ compels you to go to my locker.
Chelsea: No he doesn't, I'm too cool.
Me: Well, maybe not christ, but me. Come on, I'm your Jesus. So christ can go... do something.
Chelsea: Hello... CHRIST... JESUS... JESUS CHRIST...?!?
Me: Oh... yea! Sorry. I had a blonde moment. ((I'm a brunett))
ONCE I say that, this blonde walks by giving me a face. Lovely.

I think I should stop writing, I might hurt some one. Ta-ta for now!


P.S


I'm going to the party.... wo0t.


.(~Nami-Chan~).

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