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Sunday, August 21, 2005



I had a great day Saturday! We went and saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…again. And here’s where it gets funny…So, we saw the movie and walked out of the theater and see it’s playing at the theater right across from the one we just saw it at. So we sorta looked both ways and sneaked right into the next theater! Haha! I know, it’s wrong but hey! Movies are expensive! And here’s where it gets even funnier! Before the movie started again we realized how hungry we were so my friend Jonesy and I went to the garbage and you know those HUGE tubs of popcorn and soda combo you can buy for like $11 that comes with free refills? Heehee…yeah, you can guess where this is going…we picked out 2 tubs of those popcorn containers from the garbage and got them refilled! Haha! I know, you may think it’s disgusting but we really didn’t care…and the tubs were at the very top of the garbage. My poor friend Jonesy though had picked out a cup to get soda refilled into it and I drew the line at drinking out of someone else’s straw and drink since people backwash! But he started drinking out of it when we went to get it refilled to make it appear like he had bought it. So when we got to the front of the line the lady goes, “sorry, that’s not the right size to get refilled.” Hahaha!! His face was just like…”hmmm, well doesn’t that suck.”

So after we went to the movies we went to Denny’s and my friend commented on how the waitress walked with a slight limp. And then my other friend commented on how he bet she had a wooden leg. Which led to the topic on how funny it would be if a pirate worked at Denny’s. Haha!! Just imagine that! Oh man, those boys went on and on with their impressions on what a pirate would say as a waiter and how his parrot would go around cawing “cheapskate! Cheapskate!” if a bad tip was left. My one friend Gavin is SO good at impressions too. He can sound like anyone! I have a life-size cut-out of Legolas and Gimli (I know I’m such a Lord of the Rings nerd^_~) and he used to make them talk back and forth to each other! He sounds EXACTLY like them too! Oh man, he would have me on the floor with laughter with the things he’d make them say to one another.

And I think I’m going to start ending my posts with funny quotes since…who doesn’t like to laugh?!
This one comes from Napoleon Dynamite…I’m sorry I love the things said in this movie:
Terry: “Hey Napoleon, what did you do last summer again?”
Napoleon: “I told you, I was up in Alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines.”
Terry: “Did you shoot any?”
Napoleon: “Yes, like, 50 of them! They were after me and my cousins what would you do in a situation like that?”
Terry: “What did you use to shoot them with?”
Napoleon: “A freakin’ 12 gage, what do you think?!”




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