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Friday, April 14, 2006



I have noticed this white van outside my apartment. This van is almost ALWAYS there and it doesn’t belong to anyone who lives here. I think I’m under surveillance by the FBI. Or maybe they’re ninjas! Heh…since ninjas are notorious for driving white vans…maybe they’re FBI ninjas! Ah-ha! I figured it out.

We had some special dude come into B&N today to do some signings of his book. Apparently, this guy is pretty famous but I’m never heard of him. His name is Rev. Run and he’s the brother of some dude who’s last name is Simmons. We were packed today and guards and cops were everywhere. They were playing his CD in the store too and he’s a biblical rapper or something. Gah, I don’t care if it’s biblical or not…rap makes my ears bleed. And customers were everywhere and by that time my soda was gone and the sugar and caffeine I was living on, had disappeared…so in other words, Elves was not a happy camper.
I just got out of the shower and I had shaved my legs and have now realized that I somehow missed shaving my knees. Son of a batch of cookies. Heehee…that reminds me of a random event that happened to me in college. I was sitting in my dorm room at my computer, minding my own business and my friend Gavin just bursts open my door, pulls up his shirt and yells, “LOOK!!!”…..I glance over and see that the boy has shaved his whole body! He then turns and leaves without another word and I’m sitting there like..O_O. That was it…he just had to show me that he was compelled to shave everything.

Quote of the Day comes from FoxTrot:
*They’re discussing Lord of the Rings*
Jason: “Stop gushing about the movie! You aren’t allowed to!”
Paige: “Why not?”
Jason: “The Lord of the Rings are for people like ME to love! WE memorized the books. WE made the websites! WE drew the detailed maps of Osgiliath on our binders!”
Paige: “But Orlando Bloom is my…my….preciousss.”
Jason: “You aren’t allowed to make Gollum jokes, either!”
Paige: “Who’s Gollum?”


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