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Saturday, April 29, 2006



Mmmmmm…Ramen. I’m eating my fave which is the chicken mushroom. My 2nd fave is the pork. What’s everyone’s favorite ramen flavor?

At B&N, the fiction novels are categorized by the author’s last name. Easy enough, right? I guess for some people, this is a really difficult concept to grasp. Today, this lady comes in and asks where the Stephen King novels are. I point to the fiction and I tell her it’s alphabetized by last name so it will be in the “K’s” for King. She just gave me this look like I had told her to measure the length of the great wall of China and then multiply it by the theory of relativity. So, she goes over there and a few minutes later, she comes back saying, “I looked everywhere and I didn’t find no Stephen King books.” Yes, she said, ‘I didn’t find no…’ that alone told me that she wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. So I told her again, “It’s alphabetized by author’s last name. The first row starts with the ‘A’s’ and then works its way to ‘Z.’” So, she left again and mind you, I would have just gone back there and showed her where they were from the get-go, but we were MAD busy. And you better believe it, a couple minutes go by and she comes back saying she still couldn’t find his books. So I finally leave the information desk and take her straight to the Stephen King books and she acted all flustered and going on about how she had looked here but didn’t see them. Uh-huh…now, Stephen King practically releases a new book every month so we have basically a whole bookcase FULL of his works so don’t give me crap that you didn’t see it.
*smacks forehead* The idiocy of people will never cease to amaze me.

Quote of the Day comes from the manga, MeruPuri:
*Aram is transformed in his 12 year old form…you just have to read this manga to understand why he goes from adult to 12 year old…*
Aram: “Guard! Have you seen a lost girl? I need to find her!”
Guard: “Huh? Your highness?”
Aram: “She’s selfish and common and really strong….she talks a lot, likes drama…and has really big boobies!”


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