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Friday, May 19, 2006



I’m sorry I didn’t get to everyone who commented on my last post! *bows* A couple friends stopped by who I haven’t seen in a long time so I was spending time with them. I’ll be sure and visit everyone today though.^_^
Question of the Day: Would you rather have your skin peeled off and then dipped into the ocean, or, drink a bucket of monkey snot?...I read this in a “what if” book at work.
My Answer: *stomach churns* Probably the monkey snot. *shudders*

Okay, prepare yourselves for one of the nuttiest people we’ve ever had at Barnes&Noble. So, I was in the break room and 2 cops and our undercover guard come in with a lady in handcuffs. Obviously a shoplifter and this is the normal routine for someone caught. So they take her into the guard’s office and the cops start asking her some simple questions. The more questions they ask the more frantic this lady becomes. Suddenly though, she starts FLIPPING out and starts kicking and screaming and spitting. The cops are trying to hold her down in the chair and they call for backup. Four more police officers arrive and they’re all trying to get this lady to calm down but she just keeps screaming. Like the repetitive yell of just, “AHHH!! AHHH!! AHHH!” At the top of her lungs. At one point a cop yells at her, “You better calm down or I’m going to shock the shit out of you!!” LOL! He meant he was going to taser her. I was hoping they would because I wanted to witness a good taser^_~ Then, they call in more backup and they say they’re going to put her in a bag. I didn’t really think they meant that literally…but they did! They got the mental ward into the room and they tied her ankles together and they literally, wrapped her whole torso and lower part in a bag so she couldn’t move. And the whole time, this lady is just SCREAMING at the top of her lungs so loud, that employees from downstairs came into the break room to see what was going on. The cops and mental ward actually had to bring in a stretcher, strap her into it, and wheel her out of the store because she was so hysterical. I asked the undercover guard if he’s ever seen anything like this and he laughs and says, “Nope, this is the nuttiest I’ve ever had.” And what was all the fuss about you ask? The lady was trying to steal 3 books…totaling about $40. If she hadn’t flipped out, they would have just taken her picture and told her not to come back again. And this whole process took about 15 minutes. SNAP! Go NYPD!

Pretty D.N.Angel bad dude…*pets*


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