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Monday, July 9, 2007
Hiya!!!
So I was going through some of my old stuff yesterday and I found this short story/play thing the I wrote quite a few years ago. It's nothing amazing. Just some crazy weird stuff XD Here it is. Read it if you have the time^_^
(Btw you might want to hightlight the post. It'll probably be easier to read^^)
A MERRY KNIGHT’S TALE
A Play about Nick the Merry Knight
By: The Creator of the Play
Nick the Merry Knight…………….Nick
Brain the Gleeful Friar……………Brian
Ryan the Jolly Farmer…………….Ryan
King George the Kind…………..George
Princess Janet the Fair…………….Janet
Nell the Cripple Girl……………….Nell
Narrator……………………Narrator
Scene One
Narrator: You put my name at the bottom of the list?!?! I’m the most important character in the play!! How could you do that to me?!
Ryan: How come I have this cart?
Brian: Why are we always so dang happy?
George: Hey! There’s a guy over there who’s writing down everything we say.
Nell: I don’t want to be a cripple!
Nick: A trusty donkey? I thought I was supposed to have a trusty steed.
Donkey: My name isn’t even on the list!
Creator of the Play: You’re right, Donkey. I don’t see your name up there.
Donkey: Can you put it up there, Mr. Creator Sir.
Creator of the Play: No, sorry, too late. We’ve already started the play.
Janet: Your name isn’t on the list either, Mr. Creator Sir.
Creator of the Play: You’re right! I must talk to the writer of this play!
Nell: You’re the writer of this play.
Creator of the Play: Oh.
George: Why am I wearing a red robe, Mr. Creator Sir? I thought purple was the color of royalty.
Creator of the Play: You’re right, you dumb dumb! But red looks much cooler.
George: Oh.
Creator of the Play: And no more of this ‘Mr. Creator Sir’. From now on, call me Your Excellency.
Nell: Are you kidding?
Creator of the Play: What’s wrong? Is that not Lordly enough for you?
Nell: I don’t believe this.
Greg: What’s happening?
Creator of the Play: What are you doing here, Greg? I thought I told you to stay away from the set!
Greg: I just came to beg for a part in the play.
Creator of the Play: But all the parts are taken up.
Greg: Make a new one.
Creator of the Play: Very well. How about Greg the Stupid Jester?
Greg: I hope you don’t mean anything by that.
Creator of the Play: Oh no. Of course not. I would never do that.
Greg: I was thinking something along the lines of ‘Greg the Evil Doer’.
Creator of the Play: Well, we do need an evil villain.
Greg: Great! When do I start?
Creator of the Play: Just as soon as I settle a few matters with some very unhappy actors.
Nell: Just get on with it!
Brian: Yeah! We’re tired of waiting!
Creator of the Play: Very well! I was only trying to make everyone happy. That’s all.
A MERRY KNIGHT’S TALE
A play about Nick the Merry Knight
By: The Creator of the Play
Creator of the Play……………Mr. Fichus
Narrator………………………….Narrator
Nick the Merry Knight……………...Nick
Brian the Gleeful Friar……………..Brian
Ryan the Jolly Farmer………...……Ryan
The Trusty Steed………………...Donkey
Greg the Evil Doer…………………Greg
King George the Kind……………George
Princess Janet the Fair……………...Janet
Nell the Cripple Girl……………… Nell
Scene One
Narrator: The setting is in the widely decorated throne room of King George the Kind. Red and gold rugs hang along the walls and sprawl across the floor.
King George is greatly troubled, for his one and only child, the young and beautiful, Princess Janet the Fair, has been kidnapped!
George: I must find my one and only child! But where could she be? I have searched all over the land, and all rocks have been overturned.
Narrator: King George the Kind suddenly gets a great idea that may prove helpful if all goes well.
George: Hey! I suddenly got a great idea that may prove helpful if all goes well!
Narrator: Ahem. Do you notice an echo in here?
George: Well, the castle is pretty big and echoey in here. (Raising voice) HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO?!?!
Echo: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO heeeelooooooooooooo helloooooooo!
Narrator: Alright then. What was your idea? Tell the audience.
George: I shall call upon the name of the greatest knight in the land! The best knight in the land! The merriest knight in the land! Nick the Merry Knight!
Narrator: A little excessive, but it works.
George: I can’t wait till mommy sees how smart I am!
Brian: Phsyco therapy; you should try it sometime, George.
Narrator: Even though you’re right, get off the set! You’re not on yet.
Brain: Yeah, yeah, yeah (voice fades away)
Narrator: Thank you. Now, to continue. King George the Kind is- Hey! George! Get away from that valuable vase!
George: Wanna touch it?
Narrator: NO! Oh, let’s just skip to the next scene where Nick the Merry Knight is on his way to find the princess.
Creator of the Play: NO! We are going to do this the right way, or we’re not doing it at all.
Everybody: (in chorus) YAHOO!
Creator of the Play: Oh, for the love of Pete, would you SHUT UP?!
Scene Two
Creator of the Play: NO NO NO!NOOOOOOOO! It’s not time fore scene two!
Scene Two
Creator of the Play: #@**!!!
Scene Two
Narrator: While the Creator of the Play takes five, we come upon our brave hero, Nick the Merry Knight, trotting along through the forest on his Trusty Steed.
Nick: I could sure go for a twinkie right about now.
Donkey: Hey! Where are my lines?
Narrator: You’re the faithful steed. You’re not supposed to have lines!
Donkey: Not even one line?
Narrator: No.
Donkey: Not even a word?
Narrator: No!
Donkey: Not even a letter?
Narrator: NO!
Donkey: Because I can do a real good ‘Z’. ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Narrator: Why? Why me?
Donkey: How about and ‘S’? I can do ‘S’s’. SSSSSSSSSssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssSSSSSSSS. Or how about ssssssssSSSSSSSSssssssSSSSSSSSS.
Nick: Hey! Where’s the cream filling?
Narrator: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Nick: Hostess! Now that’s the stuff.
Donkey: SSSSssssSSSSssssSSSSssssSSSSssss.
Nick: Hey! Where’s the cream filling?
Donkey: S s S S S, s S s ssssSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Nick: Hostess! Now that’s the stuff.
Narrator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! TOOOOOO MUCH! TOO MUCH! GET ME AWAY FROM THESE FREAKISH WEIRDOS!
Brian: We are experiencing some technical difficulties. So please stand by. Loooooooooooooooooooo…
Narrator: I am back and I am fine. Now we continue as our hero stumbles upon……. A GIRL IN A RED CLOAK BRINGING GOODIES TO HER GRANDMOTHER?!?!
Red: Hey! He ain’t the wolf!
Nick: Hey! She’s not Ryan the Jolly Farmer!
Narrator: I don’t understand it. I just don’t understand it. How could this happen?
Red: What story are ya’ll runnin’ ‘round here anyway?
Nick: It’s The Merry Knight’s Tale.
Red: Why, I must be in the wrong story. Sorry, ya’ll.
Nick: It’s alright.
Red: Well, I’d better be getting’ back to my story. (waving) See ya’ll later!
Narrator: Little Red Riding Hood from Texas?
Nick: OH SHOOT!
Narrator: What’s wrong now?
Nick: I just love fairy tales!
Narrator: So?
Nick: I forgot to ask for an autograph.
Narrator: (sighs)
Nick: Where was I? Oh, yes. Where’s the cream filling?
Narrator: STOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
Nick: JASTERWARE!
Narrator: (stumbling backward down a hill) YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Nick: (Running up to Narrator) Narrator! Are you alright?
Narrator: GET AWAY FROM ME! Get away!
Brian: Hello, Narrator.
Narrator: What are you doing here?
Brian: Oh, I just wanted to let you know, all the fun you’ve been having on this set…
Narrator: Yes?
Brian: (smiles freakishly) You’ve got twelve more fun-filled scenes with us.
Narrator: THAT’S IT! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! I QUIT!
Brian: Boo.
Narrator: (running out of sight) YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Brian: Guess what, you guys. I’m taking over the show.
Creator of the Play: Guess again, punk!
Brian: JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: What?
Brian: JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: What does ‘Jasterware’ mean?
Brian: JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: I don’t understand what ‘Jasterware’ means.
Brian: JASTERWARE, JASTERWARE, JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: Stop it.
Brian: JAAAAAAAASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: If you don’t stop I’m going to-
Brian: JASTERWARE JASTERWARE JASTERWARE JASTERWARE JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: Don’t you get it? I don’t like what you’re doing!
Brian: JASTERWARE!
Creator of the Play: (Running out of sight) Ha ha ha ha ! Jasterware! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Brian: Now the play is mine!
Nick: What happens now?
Brian: I will now be playing the role of ‘Brian the Great’! I shall be a great conqueror of may lands!
Ryan: But what about us?
Janet: Yeah.
Nell: We’ve been waiting for a while now!
Greg: I believe it is time for my part to come in! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Nell: (running in front of Greg) Wait a second, Greg!
Greg: (Pushing Nell out of the way and smiling) HEEEEEEEELLLLOOOOOO WORLD!! (combing back his hair) I’m ready for my close-up!
Brian: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING! (everyone stops) Thank you. Now, one at a time. I can only deal with your problems one at a time.
Ryan: Do I have to be The Gleeful Farmer?
Brian: Nope. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.
Ryan: Really?
Brian: Yep. What do you want to be?
Ryan: Well, I was thinking, since you are going to be the great conqueror of lands, well, can I be your military leader?
Brian: Okie Dokie.
Ryan: YAHOO!!
Brian: Let’s see now, who’s next?
Nell: I don’t like being a cripple. Can I be a knight?
Nick: Hey! That’s my part!
Brian: Calm down, Nick. There can be more than one knight.
Janet: I’m sick of being the fair princess. Can I be a sword smith who makes magical swords?
Brian: Alright.
Donkey: Can I have lines and say letters and words?
Brian: Sure. Anyone else?
Greg: When will you be ready for my close-up? I’m ready when you are.
Brian: O.K. Anyone can have his or her way except for my stupid, big brother, Greg.
Greg: You little twerp!
Brian: Well, I guess I’ll be conducting this play from a safe height.
Greg: (Chasing after Brian) COME BACK HERE!!!
Brian: (Running from Greg) You’ll see me next scene! Or should I say, the first scene.
BRIAN THE GREAT
A story about Brian the Great.
By: Brian
Brian The Great…………….....Brian
Nick the Merry Knight….……..Nick
Ryan the Military Leader……...Ryan
Nell the Knight…………...….…Nell
Janet the Magic Sword smith….Janet
Donkey with Lines………….Donkey
King George the Dumb……...George
………and……..
greg the evil doer……………....greg
Brian: How’s that?
Nick: YOU CHANGED THE NAME OF THE PLAY!
Greg: why is my name so small ? why are my lines so small ?
Brian: O.K.! Alright! I’ll change it! I’ll change it!
NICK THE MERRY KNIGHT
A story about Brian the Great and Nick the Merry Knight
By Brian
Brian the Great………………..Brian
Nick the Merry Knight…………Nick
Nick: Wait a second! Why isn’t my name at the top?!?!
Brian: Why does it have to be perfect? I’m only trying to make a play here!
NICK THE MERRY KNIGHT
A story about Brian the Great and Nick the Merry Knight.
THE END
Brian: WHAT?!?! The story can’t be over! I only got to make the beginning!!
THE END
Well, if you happen to have gotten this far, thanks for readint this^^
Well, I have to go now. Cya all later (if you're reading this)
Sorry if I don't get to your sites again T.T
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