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Thursday, September 1, 2005


   Mouthwash
There's usually an annoying thing that you come across in your life every day.
TODAY'S ONE:
Mouthwash.
My mum goes out to ASDA to buy some more toothpaste (for absolutely no reason what-so-ever) and brings home some mouthwash as well.
I already brushed my teeth today about an hour ago, but I decided to eat some chocolate. So, as you do (or meant to really) you brush your teeth again.
I came across what I thought was a nice looking bottle of domesdos, nope, it's mouthwash.
LET'S HERE FROM WHAT MY BRAIN THOUGHT:
"Hmm, what's this, I think I'll try some, not be an idiot though and read the instructions"

- Mouthwash prevents cavities
- It strengthens teeth

and all this yadda yadda yadda.

INSTRUCTIONS:

WARNING: Contains flouride. Rinse your mouth out with half a cap twice a day or whenever needed. (I didn't really need it, just wanted something new... and hey, it was blue) on with the frustrating stuff...

- To open cap turn anti-clockwise

Yeah, done that, still not opening. I'm there for a good half an hour trying to wrestle with a bottle of mouthwash. I was squeezing it, even turning it upside-down see if some might manage to leak out. No. This damn mouth wash would NOT open. I think I should rename it Lucifer or something.
I'm going to try it again... I shall get my own back

FOR I:

AM NOT SOME STUPID (Yet, more intelligent than it looks) MOUTHWASH!

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