Saturday, February 9, 2008

   Am I A Main Attraction For Freaks Or Something?!

Time: 9.02 in the pm Mood: Cranky Currently: Scratching my chin Song: 99 Biker Friends - Bowling For Soup I am unimpressed. Hang on, hang on, I don’t start the post this way! THANK YOU! FOR YOUR COMMENTS *still needs to read them all*. Yeah, I multitask, and read comments, write my post, and then reply to comments all at the same time. I’m odd like that. Also, the number of comments I’ve been getting each day has like, been the same for a while now. 12. Which isn’t bad =O Can I tell you why I’m unimpressed now? Okay. You know I was supposed to leave half an hour earlier from work today because I went in earlier on Thursday? Well, Tony (the main boss) said I couldn’t because we were really short-staffed today. And he said that I’m not allowed to make up time, anyway. I didn’t even suggest that I leave half an hour early! Matt just said “yeah, you can go home early on Saturday”, but Saturday comes around, and noooooooo, I leave at my normal time of 2.30 >=( A little bit later than that, actually, because these customers just kept coming to me to be served and I’m like “yeah, I need to leaaaave!”. So tomorrow… Poor Cheryl and Rich are gonna be running the shop ON THEIR OWN for three hours until me and Nat get in. And do you know what Tony had the cheek to say today? He said to Cheryl, “oh, why don’t you ask Emma if she can stay early?”. WHAT THE HELL AM I?! I probably will get a phone call later on tonight or early tomorrow with someone saying “Emmaaaaa, can you please start a couple of hours early?”. And knowing me, I’ll probably say yes. I am pretty exhausted, now, though. I’m so looking forward to Monday. It’ll be my first day off in a week =O Unless someone phones in sick, of course… Oh yeah, the reason we were so short-staffed today. Steph has finally quit, and no one’s tried to cover her shift (which is a pretty important one, because we get mad rushes of people come in). And then Ben’s on holiday… And we only had two managers (we usually have three - one on the early, one on the mid-day, and one on the late, but we only had one on the early and one on the late, obviously). Owen gave me a hug, today. I dunno why. We were both behind the tills (it was about 2.20), and I think I was complaining about something, so he gave me a hug. Oh. My. God. That complete freak in the wheelchair who appears to have lost his false leg again, also known as Mick, came in at like half 6 this morning. He wanted me to be in his “band” as backing vocals. Yeah right. He also said he’d been murdered. Of course, I’d just looked at him and tried SO HARD not to laugh. He then said he’d been brought back to life, obviously. That’s a load of arse. Anyway, he was like “how old are you, if you don’t mind me asking?” and I’m like “er, 18”, and he goes “do you have a car?” and I was like “nooo, I can’t drive” and then he starts ranting about how I should take some courses online. *Rolls eyes*, then he asked me my name (hello, I’m wearing a name badge 0_o), so I told him, and then he goes “I’ll just call your Gorge, because I call all my female friends Gorge.” What was the point of asking me my name, then, if you’re just gonna call me something else? And since when have I been his friend?! Then he wanted to shake my hand, so I let him, lmao. I was just like “if I shake your hand, will you please leave?”. Didn’t say that, though. Moving on… Lol. Oh, yeah, I didn’t win the lottery. Neither did Andrea, and she spent a similar amount to me on them. Not a single penny! I feel swindled. Oh, you guys didn’t know what Ribena is? It’s like, the best drink on the planet besides Coca Cola and Smirnoff Ice!! And it’s not alcohol =O It’s a blackcurrant drink, and is so addictive, I’ll drink 2 or 3 bottles a day. It is good for you, though. It’s got lots of Vitamin C ^^ Which is an antioxidant. I have no idea what an antioxidant does, but it sounds good XD Ohmigod, Ikyuu-Nyuu-Kon, that is a brilliant idea to swap phone numbers XD I really do hope it works. Could be fun XD Anyone else want my number…? And yes, I did just offer to give my number out =O Am I mad? Well, yeah. That’s obvious. The only problem is, my phone tends to turn itself off =( Dunno why, it’s just mad. And I can’t remember my own number! I remember the first 4 numbers, and that’s it XD I still remember my old number, though: 07708221660. Feel free to give it a ring XD No one will answer it. At least, I hope no one does 0_o It should go straight through to answer phone. And if someone does answer it… Then damn them! They’ve got my old mobile >=O I’ve not rang it myself. I don’t see the point if other people have rang it and said it’s dead. Hmmm… Anyway, I doubt many of you will want my number, because most of you are younger than me, and don’t want to give that kind of information away. Whereas, I just don’t give a shit XD OH MY GOD! WE HAVE A CRISIS! … I HAVE NO MORE TEA! I’M GONNA HAVE TO GO MAKE SOME MORE! Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxx

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Friday, February 8, 2008

   Feeling a Tad Better.

Time: 8.36 in the pm Mood: Okay. Ish. Currently: Staring at my empty Ribena bottle =( Song: Happy Ending - Mika Erm, yeah. Thank you for the comments ^^ You’re all wonderful. I feel muchly better now =) Oh, that guy who said he was gonna come back in, really did come back to the shop last night. He asked me how I was and everything, and said I felt better =) Actually, for work last night, I had to come in early, because Nat didn’t show up. She didn’t phone in or anything, she just never turned up. Luckily, I’m getting to leave half an hour earlier tomorrow ^^ Oh, and I had to go to work today, hence why I haven’t updated sooner. One of two days off, and I have to go to work *rolls eyes*. But oh well… Ohmigod, I swear, if I’d heard “a lucky dip on the Euromillions lottery, please” one more time, I would’ve screamed. The jackpot’s £95million. So everyone’s been going mad an buying tickets. I have mine. All 10 lines of them XD Cost me £15, but oh well *shrugs*. Can I just take the time in this here paragraph, to say that I have ran out of Ribena. I am not as such impressed. But I do really need to pee. Moving on. I have a headache. It hurts. But I cannae be arsed to go find some pills or anything =( Hmm… At least I’ll get a good night’s sleep. Hopefully. I do have to have a bath and everything yet, though. But because I’ve been at work all day, I’ll fall asleep easily, and then get up at 4... To be quite honest… By Sunday evening, I’m going to be exhausted. I just hope none of the managers ask me to work Monday. I won’t be impressed. I’m gonna leave my video of me falling over up for a while. It is very funny. It was hilarious at the time, too. Shame silver star rose’s camera didn’t record sounds. I’ve been thinking of putting a picture of moi up in my intro. Then I thought “why would they want to see a picture of my ugly mug? They wouldn’t”. So I probably won’t put one up until someone captures a good picture of me. Which won’t be ever, because I’m not photogenic in the slightest. Ergh. Erm… That’s all for now, I guess… Dunno if I’ll be online tomorrow… We shall have to seeeeee… Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

   Yeah.

Time: 12.37 in the pm Mood: Sad Currently: Shivering. Song: Say Anything - Good Charlotte Erm, yeah. Thanks for your comments. I doubt I’ll get many on this post, for I’m not feeling particularly happy. Yesterday, as the day went on, my mood just went downhill. Real bad. In the afternoon my Gran phones me up to say happy birthday to my sister (who was still at school), and then my Gran ends up literally shouting at me down the phone, because I haven’t got my provisional driving license sorted. And I can’t send off for my provisional yet, because I either need my passport or birth certificate to prove I’m really me. But I can’t find them, so I can’t send off for my license =( Anyway, my Gran’s shouting at me saying “well FIND them then, and send off for your frickin’ license!” and I’m like, “well I don’t know WHERE they are, do I?!”. Then she starts saying my cousin Jade has got her license, and is having lessons and everything, and that’s it’s stupid that I’m not. My other Nan came into the shop the other night and asked me if I’d got my license, and I was like “no”, and then she goes “well, Amberly has, and she’s having lessons!” (Amberly’s another cousin of mine). Why is everyone comparing me to other family members, and having a go at me, because I don’t have a license yet? It’s like my Auntie signed me up for that free driving lesson. They’re all taking over my fucking life! I’m fucking 18!! I’ll do what I like, when I like, and no one is gonna fucking force me!! Why is everyone so fucking obsessed with me driving anyway? It’s not like it’s the most important skill to have on the planet! The more they say I should get it all done, the less I wanna do it. Work went kinda downhill, too. A job that normally takes me half an hour took me over an hour last night. I screwed up this woman’s change. Then this guy who comes in on a Wednesday night every week before he goes to work came in, and he’s lovely and everything. And he could see that I wasn’t very happy and he goes “what’s up, chuck? You’re not your normal bubbly, bouncy happy self tonight.2 I was like “no, I just don’t feel very happy today”. He said he’d pop in tonight, too, bless him. Then that really hot guy from the Jimmy Pickles Indian curry house came in, and he is literally gorgeous, and always happy and smiling, and he was like “you don’t look very happy, what’s up?”. See, all my customers know me as Happy-Emma, not sad-and-miserable-Emma =( Anyway, after I finished work, me and Matt closed up, and Matt turns to me and says “where’s your lift then?” and I said I thought someone had asked him to give me a lift, and he goes “so I’m your lift then?”. In all honesty, I expected him to leave me to walk home. On my own. He seems that sort of person. And that just made me feel even worse. Anyway, I got home (Matt did give me a lift), complained to Dad a bit, nearly bursting into tears, and Dad said he’d come and pick me up tonight. Then I said I was hungry, and so I went into the kitchen to find something to eat, and there was Bolognese sauce in the fridge for me to make Spaghetti Bolognese with. But at like, 11.30pm, I couldn’t be arsed. So I ate the remaining pancakes I’d bought earlier on, and just went to bed. I was gonna play in my DS for a bit, but I was exhausted, miserable, and just ended up crying until something like quarter to 1. My mood hasn’t improved today, either. I still feel as shitty and miserable, and feeling like I’m gonna cry any second. Really don’t wanna go to work tonight, but I can’t phone in sick just because I feel like shit and am gonna cry at any minute. I’ll hopefully cheer up. Hopefully. As you’ve probably noticed, there’s a video under my this post. It is of me, trying to pick a daisy, but I kinda… Well… Just watch it. It’s only 12 seconds long. Hard to believe it was 8 months ago. Let’s all have a laugh at my expense, shall we? Was fucking funny, though. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOUUU, DEAR SISTAAAAAA!

Time: 11.45 in the am Mood: Happy Currently: Eyeing up that Crème Egg Song: How To Save A Life Thanking youuu for your wonderful comments XD I’m surprised I got the amount I did, as my post was a bit dodgy yesterday (I was kinda hoping it wouldn’t do what it did: I.e. go all scrolly). HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY(ish) SISTER WHO IS 11 TODAY! Go visit her: Sophie‘s Site Admittedly, she doesn’t come online, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Ohmigod, when I went with my Mum to get Soph’s present, we went to Game (I hope you all know what Game is - and if you don’t, the name of the store kinda gives it away =/), and Mum got Soph a couple of Games (Cooking Mama and Zoo Tycoon - but Soph doesn’t know yet as she hasn’t opened them) for her DS, and I got her a DS case for her. It’s pink. Anyway, I’m off-track. The point was, that we got served by a REALLY hot guy!! He also dropped a load of boxes. Heh. But he was hot. I mentioned this to my Mum, and she just tutted at me and went “you are terrible” (I’d told her about -Green-Apple-Guy about an hour earlier, as well XD Why the hell am I on the lookout for men?! I mean, I’ve coped quite nicely for the past God knows how long being single, and now I’m just like “oooh he’s hot, he’s quite nice, oooh he has a nice bum”. Worrying. I also got my sister a furry card. Only problem was, that the fur stuck out of the envelope when I sealed it. Hahaha. Oh yeah, when we went to Game (and got served by the super hot guy who had tattoos XD), I got myself some games, naturally. For my DS. It’s not fair, though, my sister has a DS Lite, and I have a normal DS =/ Anyway, off the point AGAIN. I got myself Theme Park and Duck Amuck (they were buy one get one free - was I gonna pass up a deal like that? Er, no). Theme Park is awesomely fun, but really hard to get the hang of >_< It reminds me of Roller Coaster Tycoon for the computer. I have RCT 3 for computer, but it doesn’t work *shakes fist*. But the original was best. I have no idea what Duck Amuck is like. Haven’t tried it yet. You apparently have to annoy the hell out of Daffy Duck. At least, I think it’s Daffy Duck. Moving on… I also got Brain Training (my Mum made me buy it - I already have Brain Training on my phone… But now I have it for DS, too *raises eyebrow*). We watched a programme about it the other night, and how you have to say the colour of words (like, you’d have ‘red’, but it’d be written in black, so you’d have to say ‘black’? Savvy?) and some people couldn’t do it, because the game couldn’t pick up their voices or accents or something. So yeah, Mum wants to have a go. I don’t even know if the game I bought has that on. I’d assume it does… Ohmigod. I just found a Crème Egg in my bag =O I bought it last night and completely forgot about it! Hahaha. Smudge just jumped on my lap and started playing with it (the egg is now on my desk - ready to be eaten, and she’s rolling it around XD). Talking of cats. I was on my lappytoppy the other night (Monday night? And it was really windy and plaster was coming off from around my window (worrying, I know 0_o), anyway, Fudge was lay next to me (I was in bed), and then I heard this squeaking sound. Like a little bird or mouse or something. At first, I thought it was Smudge, because she doesn’t normally meow, she squeaks. But she was asleep on my frickin’ work’s jumper (which is all hairy now, I might add), so I thought ‘what the hell is that?’. Anyway, I looked down at Fudge, expecting her to be awake and complaining that I was typing too loud or something, and she wasn’t. She was asleep. But squeaking. And her ears were twitching and everything. My cat was bloody sleep-talking!! I honestly couldn’t believe it. I was gonna record it,but my phone was downstairs, so I couldn’t =( Was fun, though. I had a really odd dream last night =/ It’s been the first dream I’ve remembered in a while. Anyway, I had a dream that I was going on a trip with my cousins and sister, and so I bought a load of chocolate bars, but when I wanted to see the receipt, I didn’t have one, because it’d turned out I’d actually stolen them =/ Anyway, My Mum told me I couldn’t “go out looking like that”, so she cut half my fringe off!! (Well, I say fringe… More of, annoying dangly hair in my face that isn’t quite long enough to go behind my really small ears yet) And then she said it was “National Cut Half Of Your Fringe Off Day” and that everyone would look like it. They didn’t. So, I went to work, and then cried to Nat, Andrea and Matt, saying my Mum had chopped my fringe off, and they were like “we can see”, so Nat suggested I dye my hair. So we went to look at the hair dye (which we don’t actually sell) and we chose a dark brown. Then my cousins and sister ran past, and they were eating my chocolate bars that I didn’t pay for!! Then I woke up, because my sister came into my room to thank me for her birthday present XD What else do I have to say…?? Shall I describe a chav? ~ They wear tracksuits 24/7 (whether it’s just the bottoms or top, it doesn’t matter, they’re always wearing one item of a tracksuit) ~ They wear massive ‘bling’ - I.e. big gold chains and massive hoops from their ears. ~ They think it’s cool to smoke ~ Probably on drugs, too ~ They shout abuse at anyone who gets in their way ~ They generally shout abuse or vandalise things for fun ~ They say words like “innit” and swear A LOT, even if there’s small children around ~ They generally don’t give a fuck about anyone else but themselves and their chav friends ~ Often seen on the streets late at night - which leads me to believe they’re advertising themselves, not that anyone would take them ~ They’re in denial - when you call them a chav, they’re like “do I look like a fucking chav?”. Answer: Er, yeah. Hmm… I need to reply to the 10 PM’s in my inbox, that I’ve gained since Friday. Oops. Oh, yesterday was pancake day, right? I’m having mine today, since I didn’t get a chance to make any yesterday. Anyway, I went to work, and we had all this pancake stuff on the shelves, and I was like “booo, I’ve not had any pancakes” and so, when Ben went on his break, he bought pancakes and lemon juice and everything. I asked his what he was going to do with his “artificial lemon”, as he called it (which was a dumbass question on my part). And anyway, he came back out, with this pancake in a bowl, covered in sugar and had some lemon juice on, and he gave it to me!! He was like “you were disappointed you hadn’t had any pancakes, so here you go” and I was like “awwww”. He’d warmed it up and everything, bless him!! So I got him a Crème Egg XD That Crème Egg is calling my name now. I must goooo. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxx

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

   Help?

Time: 12.12 in the pm? Mood: Heh... Currently: Thinking about that guy… Song: A Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds To Mars I’m bored. Amazingly, not cold, for once. Erm, thank you for your comments =) 15, Woohoo! Erm, I apologise for not coming and updating and stuff since Friday. I didn’t mean to take Sunday and Monday off, too, as well as Saturday, but it just kind of, happened, y’know? Ohmigod. I was at work on Sunday (doing Job 14 - because I’m apparently good at it, and Job 14 is where you scan the fresh food, milk, bread and flowers for the next day’s date so they can be reduced), and Nat was working the fresh food, so we were pretty near each other, and this guy comes up to me and he goes “I might be asking a stupid question, but do you sell green apples?” and I was like “nooo, we only sell red apples” (which is perfectly true). And anyway, he said how he doesn’t like red apples, and I agreed, saying I didn’t like them, either (because I don’t), and that’s when I noticed he was kind of… Hot… Anyway, he was looking at the fruit, and really couldn’t decide what to have and he goes “I like Clementine’s, but you don’t sell them singly, I like green apples, but you don’t sell them… I’ll have to have a banana”. And we were full on talking and everything about fruit. Unfortunately, he was a chav. But OhMiGod was he a hot one. And he was all smiles and everything… After he’d gone, Nat turns to me and says (really loudly) “Who was that guy, Em?” and I said (truthfully) “I dunno…” and she goes “you two seemed to be getting along real well…” and I giggled and said “yeah, but he’s a chav…” and so she said “a hot chav, though” and I agreed, and then she said “well done, you’ve pulled, mate.” How we laughed. He was nice, though 0_o If he ever came back in, I guess I could overlook the slight chavvyness of him. I mean, he wasn’t pull chav… Just slight chav. Oh My God, shut up, brain 0_o No one know what a chav is?? These people (unfortunately, you‘ll have to do some scrolling): He wasn’t a chav to that extent… But he had a bit of bling, and was wearing a bit of a chav top… This post has been dedicated to you, Mr Hot-Slight-Chav-Guy. I don’t know your name, where you live, or anything else, but I do know that you like green apples. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Friday, February 1, 2008

She Who Dares To Give Me A Cold Cup Of Tea!

Time: 11.14 in the am Mood: Heh. Look at him go. Currently: Watching my sheep dance Song: My Humps - Black Eyed Peas. Yes. I might be singing along. Yes. I might be dancing along. It’s just one of those songs y’know? Hahaha, anyway, yes. Thank you. For comments, as you very well know. Well, I could be thanking you for something else. Like the nice big bundle of cake I got from one of you. Well, I would thank you for that. If I’d got some cake. But I didn’t. Therefore I can’t thank you for the cake that I didn’t get. SHUUUUSH. So… No one’s birthday in the way of MyO today (well, there probably is, but I just don’t know them XD), and in the other way, happy birthday tooo Patrick Wilson from Weezer. I don’t like Weezer, personally, but this Patrick guy has a great second name, so he’s cool. My sister tried giving me a cold cup of tea last night. I asked her to make me one (far too lazy to make my own, y’know), and she came upstairs with it, in my special Spongebob cup, and I tried drinking it, and it was FREEZING! I asked her if she’d boiled the kettle, and she said no, because it already felt warm. YOU GENERALY BOIL THE KETTLE ANYWAY! Christ on a bike… I also got all excited the other day. Get those dirty thoughts out of your heads, now XD No, my sister found one of the cartoon channels is playing BEYBLADE! =O She was like “ooh look, Pop’s playing Beyblade” and so I went “WHERE! GIMME THE CON TROL! GIMME GIMME!” so she said “omg, just, calm down”. Pop, by the way, is like, a really small children’s channel;, so why they’d be playing Beyblade there, I don’t know. It’s the first series at the moment… And I was watching an episode last night, and then my Mum came back and she goes “Emma, why are you watching a kiddie’s channel?”. Hahahaha. I think I said something like “BEEEEEYBLAAAAAADE!”. I am obsessed XD Oops. Also, I was talking to my Mum about my teeth last night, and I was going on about how disgusting the moulds were, and then just after saying something I went “big fish, small fish, cardboard box” (and did the actions). Mum just looked at me and went “oooookaaaaayyy…” I was feeling in a very random mood last night =D I’m listening to that “I’m horny, horny horny horny” song XD It makes me laugh. And it reminds me of that car advert. HOLY CRAP! It’s my sister’s birthday on Wednesday the 6th =O She’ll be 12. No she won’t, she’ll be 11. No she won’t… Hang on, if she was born in 1997... Then yeah, she’ll be 11 XD Yes, I did just forget my own sister’s birthday (you can just imagine the arguments between us, can’t you? She’s practically 11, I’m 18, there’s 7 and a bit years between us… Yeah, we don’t get on brilliantly. But she does make good tea. When it’s hot). I need to think what to get her now… I KNOW! I can get her some manga!! She loves manga. Especially if it’s mine. Talking of which, she’s nicked my bloody Dragonball Z mangas AGAIN. I have been up for an hour and a half - and I’m on my second cup of tea. Which half of I just spilt on the bloody stairs. Again. I was just reading kyofanatic13’s post, and she was going on about how ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ (the book) is boring (and yes, I do comment people back and write my post and do about 5 other different things all at once - I can multitask XD), and I have to agree with her. I know some of you might love it, but I bloody well didn’t >=( We had to read it back in Year 10 of school… How old was I…? 15? Yeah. We had to read it for our English Lit exam, and I read chapter one, and found it soooo boring that I didn’t read any more. Occasionally, Mr Medcalf (he was the best teacher EVER) would make us all read a chapter or two in class. But I didn’t exactly read it (neither did my ‘AKAM’-hating partner, Laura) (a different Laura, not the Laura some of you guys might know as Betteh. On here). We turned the pages… But erm, just sent notes to each other and doodled. So you’re probably thinking “oh, she failed her exam then?” Surprisingly, no. I did really well on it XD I got a ‘B’, which was awesome, considering I read all of one chapter of the damned book. The rest of the English Lit exam was based on poetry, and because I quite like poetry, I actually did the work for it in English. I assume that I got higher marks in the poetry bit than the book bit, but, hey, who cares? A ‘B’ was a ‘B’! And was possibly the highest GCSE grade I got… Except for Food Tech. I got a ‘B’ in that, too. I dunno how, considering I can’t cook XD Ooooh… I’m going off on one today 0_o I woke up this morning, and thought I had nothing to write about. Heh. I was wrong. Who stayed up until midnight last night drawing? Er, me. One of the things I was drawing isn’t anywhere near finished. I need to have lots of patience with it. And I really don’t right now XD And the other thing is complete… But you’re not getting it until Valentine’s Day XD It’s supposed to snow today… I hope it does. And then I hope every where’s too dangerous to drive, and then, I won’t have to go to work in the morning =D At 5 bloody 30. Then again, I’d still have to go to work, even if I was snowed in, considering me and my Mum both start at 5.30, and so they’d be 2 people down… And have like, the manager there, and Tony, who doesn’t go on till. They’d be buggered. And I would laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. Like this. Ahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahhahahahaha! Lalalalahahahahaha! Yep. And on that note, I shall go =D Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

February's Theme Come Early

Time: 8.45 in the pm Mood: DANCING SHEEP! Currently: Talking on MSN Song: A-Hole - Bowling For Soup (I TOLD you my Media Player has an obsession!) Sooo, thanking you for the comments ^^ SSR, I am glad to see that you actually decided to comment my post for once XD Since I comment yours ALL THE TIME. You lazy fart. Sooo¡¦ In the way of MyO, happy birthday to foamy14!!! And in the way of rock, happy birthday to Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols), and Jeff Hanneman (Slayer) whoever you are =D Oh yeah, and for those who wondered when my own birthday is, it's a while a way XD 2nd October, BRING IT ON XD Sooo (I'm sorry, I just wanted 3 paragraphs that started with 'sooo' XD)¡¦ New theme. You like?? I like. Yagshamesh¡¦ I haven't actually SEEN Borat, but I just know random lines. How mad is that? And it has nothing to do with my new theme XD I think the word 'yagshamesh' reminds me of sheep. Anyway, orthodontist today¡¦ Guess what? I have to go back AGAIN in 2-3 weeks time to actually sort out which last tooth I'm gonna have out (note: I haven't had any out today - that's what my operation is for in March). So, I have the two main one which are coming out, and Miss Thingy-Ma-Bob (can't pronounce her name, but it sounds similar to that) decided on another one, and now we just have to decide on the last one. I had ANOTHER X-ray done today. The guy doing it was hot. XD Had moulds taken of my teeth. For all of those who said to me months ago ¡°it's horrible¡±, I agree. When Miss Thingy-Ma-Bob was doing the top one, it was like, going to the back of my mouth, which made me want to gag. And then when she took them out, they kind of made a snapping noise and I immediately thought ¡°ohmigod, she's taken half my teeth with it!¡± but, erm, no, she hadn¡¯t. Then I had blue stuff all stuck to my face and lips and teeth, and it was generally nasty. And then the nurse person was like, ¡°here¡¯s some stuff to wash your mouth out with¡±, it was that pink wash stuff, which tastes even worse than the mould stuff! So yes. No work tonight, thank God. Oh my God! My Auntie phoned me up earlier, and she goes ¡°now, don't hate me¡¦ But I may have entered you in a competition to win some driving lessons¡¦¡± About half an hour later, I got a phone call from the Driving company, and the bloke told me I'd won a free driving lesson. He asked me if the questions were easy¡¦ And I was like, erm, yeah, considering I didn¡¯t even answer them XD Then I was like ¡°yeah, I don't have my learners license yet¡± and he goes ¡°ok, well, what we can do is when you get your license through, give us a ring, and we'll book you the lesson, and then take it from there¡± and I was like ¡°*all happily and cheery* OK!¡±. So NOW, I have to find either my passport or birth certificate, and sort out my license¡¦ Bloody hell¡¦ It's too much hassle, this driving thing!! But hey, at least I won a competition I didn't even enter XD Do you like my dancing sheep under the kisses? I do =D Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ Xxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

   Ooooh You Touch My Tra La La...

Time: 10.59 in the am Mood: Blankagagagaging. Currently: Multitasking! Song: Ridiculous - Bowling For Soup Thankyouuuuu for your comments! 13! Woohoo! And for once, I can say I¡¯ve got back to everyone (or attempted to XD). Ok, my Media Player seems to LOVE Bowling For Soup. Especially that ¡®Sugar Coated Accident¡¯ song. And this ¡®Ridiculous¡¯ song just took me, like, 4 attempts to spell. I only know I¡¯ve got it right now, because the little red line has disappeared XD Guess who¡¯s drinking tea? MEEEEEEE! Righto. I am having a new addition to my post. Starting today. Obviously. Today it is the 30th of January¡¦ And it is no one¡¯s birthday in the world of rock. So that failed. Anyway, I shall explain. I got this 2008 calendar with one of my Kerrang! Magazines last year, and it has like, every rockers birthday ever written down, and tour dates and everything. Yesterday it was Tommy Ramone¡¯s (from the Ramones XD) birthday *nod*. Anyway, my plan of action is, I say happy birthday to everyone on each day (if it is someone¡¯s birthday, anyway). I¡¯m also gonna go round my friends¡¯ list, and see what all your birthday¡¯s are (if you have them up - some people don¡¯t show their birthday 0_o) and then write it down on me calendar, and then when I check it each morning, I won¡¯t forget anyone¡¯s birthday (note: I¡¯m useless with birthday¡¯s unless I keep checking). Soooo¡¦ Tomorrow, at 10am, I have the Orthodontist. Again. Hopefully, the woman who was supposed to see me last time, will actually be there, and I¡¯ll be able to sort out which teeth I¡¯m having out. I already know two of the teeth I¡¯m having out, but I¡¯m having another 2 on the other side of my mouth¡¦ Let me start this sentence again. On the right-hand side of my mouth, I¡¯m having one tooth from the top taken out (my canine - as it hasn¡¯t even come out of the gum, and it¡¯s stuck above other teeth), and one from the bottom (my filled ex-cavity one. Which now apparently has a hole in it because my dentist is crap). But I need to sort out with the orthodontist, which two teeth I¡¯m having out on the other side, y¡¯know, to even things up. Should be interesting *raises eyebrow*. I also have the day off, well, night off, work tomorrow. So I get to relax! Woohoo!! Belly button piercing is healing nicely. At least, I think it is 0_o It seems to be ok, anyway. I woke up this morning, and it was hurting, and I was like ¡°ohmigod, ohmigod, why are you hurting?!¡± (I actually did talk to it 0_o), and it turned out my pyjama bottoms were caught on it *rolls eyes*. It¡¯s all right now, though. Which reminds me, I haven¡¯t done the whole cleaning ritual thing, in which everything around me gets covered in powder XD I need to phone my Auntie. To ask if she¡¯ll dye my hair again. And possibly cut it. It¡¯s quite long now, y¡¯see, and I¡¯m not fond of my hair being long like it is, but everyone else seems to like it long *rolls eyes*. She¡¯ll probably ask me ¡°it¡¯s not going to be purple again, is it?¡±. Er, no. I¡¯m gonna have it bluuuueeee. No, I¡¯m not really XD I¡¯d get told off at work XD I¡¯ll have it brown. For I am naturally a whitish/blondish/brownish (it¡¯s an awkward colour, let¡¯s just leave it at that) colour, which I don¡¯t like and doesn¡¯t match my eyebrows. I am not joking. My Mum said, maybe we can leave the old brown dye to grow out, and then get yellow blonde highlights put in. I said no to that, because blonde doesn¡¯t actually suit me¡¦ But I like my hair brown =D Need to buy the dye first¡¦ That¡¯d be a good plan, wouldn¡¯t it?? Erm¡¦ Soooo¡¦ I am off, to hopefully find people¡¯s birthdays. And if you don¡¯t have it on your site¡¦ Then that¡¯s just kinda, tough isn¡¯t it?? I¡¯ll just have to guess and pick a random day for thine birthdays to be on XD Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

   Ooooh When I Was A Young Warthog!

Time: 11.11 in the am (make a wish!) Mood: Chipper Currently: Typing, derrrr Song: Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) - Bowling For Soup Sooooo. Thank you for your comments ^^ They¡¯re muchly appreciated, and again, I can proudly say that¡¦ I have commented you all back =D (I was gonna say something stupid there, but it probably would¡¯ve ended up with something like ¡°I can proudly say that¡¦ I am now a man¡±). Yep. I really had nothing to say yesterday XD Ooooh well. And some of you asked why I¡¯m afraid of brown horses?? Well, it¡¯s a bit of a long story¡¦ Y¡¯see, I had this dream¡¦ And I¡¯m not gonna go through the whole thing¡¦ But it ended up with me being peed on by a brown horse, and it stood on me and everything. And ever since that dream, brown horses scare the crap out of me. OOOOOOOHHHH!! WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!!!! (When sheee was a young warrrthoooooogggg!!) Sorry XD I¡¯ve been wanting to shout that for the past week XD Erm erm erm, righto =D queen of werewolf asked me to post this: ¡°just to inform all the otaku members that cyber-bullying will not be taken lightly and will be dealt with. if you are caught cyber-bullying not only are u violating the otaku conduct but you will also get your self banned from the otaku. anyone who knows someone being cyber-bullied speak up.¡± Yeah, I don¡¯t like bullying of any kind, so I¡¯m in full support of this and stuff. So, y¡¯know, I just want you guys to either post this in your posts, or just generally look out for people who are being cyber-bullied ^^ Y¡¯know, give a bit of support and stuff. ¡®Cause apparently some people have been cyber-bullied here, which is hard to believe, when, like, everyone here is awesome and nice and stuff =O So yeah¡¦ That¡¯s all I have to say. Again. I need some excitement in my life XD Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxxx

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Monday, January 28, 2008

   Another Survey, For I Am Bored

Time: 10.52 in the am Mood: Tired Currently: Yawning Song: The River (featuring M. Shadows and Synyster Gates) - Good Charlotte Can¡¯t actually think of anything to post¡¦ So, erm. Let¡¯s go for another survey XD Odd Facts About Moi DO YOU SNORE? - I don¡¯t think I do¡¦ LOVER OR A FIGHTER? - Booootttthhh. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? - Spiders. And brown horses. And stairs. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER? - YES!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"? - Hmm, I like some, but it depends what type of people are in it. If they¡¯re crap people, and boring, then I¡¯m not interested. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? - When I have one, yes. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? - I believe so. I was blonde. Heh. HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? - I don¡¯t even notice that I¡¯m single. Heh. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? - My laptop keyboard is black, my desktop keyboard is white. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? - I don¡¯t own a shower. And I don¡¯t sing in the bath, either XD HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? - Can¡¯t say I have, y¡¯know¡¦ ANY SECRET TALENTS? - I can fart the ¡®A B C¡¯¡¦ No, I¡¯m joking XD No secret talents =( WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? - Somewhere that isn¡¯t too hot¡¦ HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? - Er, no. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? - Think I¡¯ve seen a bit of it. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? - Ozone, yes, Global Warming, noooooo. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? - What¡¯s a Tootsie Pop? CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? - Noooppeee. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? - Noooo =( ARE SPEEDO'S HOT? - No. Just. No. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? - Don¡¯t even get me started on that¡¦ IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? - I like to think so. But who¡¯d wanna marry me? DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? - I guess so¡¦ WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? - Perfume. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? - Earlier. To my cat. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? No, but OHMIGOD! I was watching Fizz (a music channel where you can text in) earlier, and they were having a discussion on Tupac and Eminem!! =O DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? - I¡¯ve been to like, 2. When I was little. So no. And they were my parents¡¯ wedding, and my Auntie¡¯s and Uncle¡¯s wedding¡¦ HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? - Unfertilised. ARE BLONDES DUMB? - Not all blondes are, but the ones I know can be very dense sometimes¡¦ WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? - Under my fucking bed. WHAT TIME IS IT? - PYJAMA TIME! CHICO TIME! No, time I got a watch. No. It¡¯s 11.18. In the am. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? - I have many. Want me to list them? Em, Ribena-head, Emsy, Emsy-Wemsy, Emmy, Emsallotte, Chicken Dipper, Princess, Pervert Dave, Ermintrude¡¦ The list goes on¡¦ Take your pick of what to call me¡¦ IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? - Yes. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? - Last night, when my Daddy picked me up from work ^^ DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? - Well, baths, since I don¡¯t HAVE a shower to shower in¡¦ IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL? - Derrrr, of course! ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? - Only pitch black dark, like if you were locked in a cupboard or something *shudders*. A cupboard that smells bad *shudders some more*. And has spiders in *shudders so much she looks like she vibrating*. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? - Music. XD And chocolate. And TEAAAAA! CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? - Ewww, neither. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? - Nope. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? - Once? Considering I got up at like, 9, and it¡¯s now 25 past 11... IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? - Yes. Look at Amy Winehouse. Look at Britney. ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS? - I am. HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED? - Er, no. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? - Blue! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? - Couple of weeks ago? Yeah, when I watched the end of Terminator 2... DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? - I guess so. It¡¯s a lot better than when I was in school/6th form. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER? - Not Britney¡¯s. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? - I used to get a lot of De Ja Vu, and this one time, when I was like, 10, I had a dream that someone close to me died, and it was a really nasty dream. I was trying to shout in my sleep - except, I kinda wasn¡¯t asleep, but I was, but I could feel myself moving in bed, because I couldn¡¯t breathe. And then a week after the dream, my Granddad died. Was weird. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? - I think we might have had to read that for English in school. Not that I did. I remember doing something on it, anyway¡¦ DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? - Er, no. CAN YOU SKATEBOARD? - I can roll along, and go up the ramp slightly¡¦ I¡¯m still learning, lemme alone XD DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? - No. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? - HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have done in the past, but it¡¯s only when I REALLY laugh hard. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? - Do you? Do you believe in fairies? Yes, I believe in magic XD Or I used to. Hey, look XD> the face has a beard! Hahahaha! IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? - No. A cat is =D YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? - What¡¯s the point of staying married if you don¡¯t love each other anymore? A divorce would be the best thing so you could move on, derrr. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? - Badly. DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE? - Yep. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? - Custard Creams¡¦ Yummy. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH? - Not really, but that reminds me, my Nan¡¯s lent me some colour-changing nail polish that she said I should try =O DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? - As in, fancy? No. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? - ¡°Calm down, dear¡±. Or any of the REALLY badly dubbed ones. They¡¯re stupid. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? - Er, no. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Bon Jovi, Bowling For Soup, Elliot Minor, Paramore, 30 Seconds To Mars¡¦ The list can go on XD Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxx

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