Sunday, November 25, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 1.20 in the pm Mood: Giggly Listening To: Hogan Knows Best (it’s on T.V. I lobe it *laughs*) Whoa! Sorry I haven’t updated since… Thursday. I think I said I wouldn’t have time on Friday, and I didn’t. And I accidentally fell asleep yesterday…. In fact, I got up yesterday for work at 4am, went to work for 5.30am (don’t go outside, it’s freezing), finished at 2.30pm after having to put up with my boss all day (he went completely nuts - in a good way, but was just completely crazy), and then got home and went to sleep about 3pm for an afternoon nap (hey, I only got about 4 hours sleep Friday night!), then I got back up at 10pm (7 hours I spent asleep!) because there was food for me, and then I went back to sleep!! Oh yeah, Thursday, I got a new phone =) I didn’t get the iPhone in the end. Too expensive. But I did get the purple Sony Ericsson S500i =) I lobe it. *Strokes phone* everyone else loves it, too. My Mum wants one, my sister wants one, and Steph at work wants one XD I also got a Bonsai Tree!! We’ve named it Bert. Bert the Bonsai Tree. I only got it because our fish did die =( Mine was constipated, but then he died, and then my sister’s fish died too. ‘Tis sad. So, on Friday, I met my friend Sian (after the kerfluffle of trying to catch a bus - I hate buses with a passion) in Worcester. We weren’t quite sure what to do, so we went to see a film. After, of course, I’d paid a visit to Waterstones =) They still have the 3 for 2 offer on mangas, and so I got Fruits Basket 9 (which I didn’t enjoy quite as much as the others, but it’s still good), Mamotte! Lollipop 1 (which was good because I could finally read 1, and then 2 - as I’d accidentally bought volume 2 first, like the prat I am), and then I couldn’t decide what else to get, and Sian pointed at a stand that I’d completely walked past and said “don’t you like that?” and it was the Bleach manga!! So I bought Bleach volume 1 as well =) Then we went to see what films were on at Vue, and then we went to see what was on at Odeon, and so we decided to see Shrooms at Vue. It’s rated 18. And Sian’s only 17, but because we used the machine thingies to pay for tickets, she didn’t get checked (it wouldn’t have mattered if I’d gotten checked, since I am 18 XD). When we got into Screen 2, we sat down, and then Sian goes “I cannot believe that we are about to watch a film about magic mushrooms”. And so I go “is it a horror, comedy, what?” and she goes “a horror I think”. We went to watch a film, without knowing anything about it. I think there was 8 people (including me and Sian) seeing Shrooms. And ohmigod, me and Sian kept hiding when really scary bits kept showing up. I don’t mind blood and gore, but when things are very sudden and you don’t expect them, I can’t stand it. It freaks me right out XD Anyway, when the film was over, and the one girl (forgotten her name - I think it began with ‘A’ and was quite short…) was the only survivor out of 6 people (5 - including the surviving girl -were from America, and the one bloke was Irish, as they were in Ireland 0_o) and it turned out she… Well, anyway. It was her, me and Sian looked at each other, and were like “Wtf”. We were so confused. It was possibly the most confusing film I’ve seen in a while. But, as Sian said. We learnt one thing from that film - not to visit a random wood in Ireland. Hahahaha. Ahem. Me, my Dad and Mum just all got out our mobiles and started using them. It made me laugh. Erm, comments. I’ve deleted the long list of people to comment. I’m starting over. Whoever comments from today, I shall comment back. There are some people I need to visit anyway, but… Jesus. I leave comments for too long. And my PM’s. Oops. Oh oh oh, I’m number 400!! Yah, I got excited XD I’m just about to order Fruits Basket 10 on the Waterstones website. The store in Worcester didn’t have any! They had 9 (which I bought) and 11... But not 10... Oh well =) … I think that be all. Toodleloo. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, November 22, 2007

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Time: 12.15 in the pm Mood: Tired Ergh, I’m still absolutely knackered. Work last night was… Well… Not too good. Susan had phoned in sick, just like Steph phoned in sick on Tuesday, so me and Rich were left alone. I swear, if Nat phones in sick tonight, I’m gonna go ape-shit crazy on all their arses. So, 17 comments yesterday!! Wow!! I’m amazed 0_o Thank you so so much! I’m trying soooooooooo hard to get back to everyone on that list, but the comments just random stop working at anytime. I got about 10 people commented? Ish? So I’m gonna try and get to everyone else after I’ve done this post. We were just watching Bones, and it was one to do with pirates or something, which just made me remember something from last night. Me and Rich were just stood around because we’d finished everything and there were no customers…: Me: “ARRRRR” Rich: *Pause* “did you just go ‘ARRRRR’?” Me: “Yes.” Rich: “Great. I’m stuck on my own, in the shop, with a pirate.” Me: *Pause* “Then you’re not technically on your own.” Rich: *Pause* “All right, I’m in a shop, and it’s just me and a pirate. That better?” Me: “Yup.” We were soooooo bored. Oh oh oh, it’s a week until my Orthodontist appointment!! Talk about nervousness. Oh, and today my Mum’s gonna take me out to Evesham, so I can look for some more trousers for work, and maybe buy a new mobile phone =D I need one, as it doesn’t look as though I’ll be getting my other one back =( That phone has so much on it… Pictures from the Bon Jovi concert, a video from the Bon Jovi concert, pictures and videos of my cats, music… It even had credit. Like £2, so if anyone charges it up, they could text anyone on my phone. Which is why I need to get the number blocked… Watched the Beyblade movie last night after work. I was annoyed because Kenny’s voice had changed. And possibly Tyson’s, too. And Max sounded a bit different. I hate it when voices change in an anime. Pokemon is a really obvious one. You have the original voices from the first series, and then you get to Advanced Battle, and all the voices have changed! I hate that. I lose interest. Luckily, Kai sounded the same =P As did Ray. And Hilary XD There wasn’t much Kai in it, though. And they made him laugh at the end. Like, proper jolly happy laughing. Kai doesn’t DO happy jolly laughing! But oh well… I’m so fussy XD And I think they should’ve given it a different name, rather than “Fierce Battle”. That name is pants. Sorry, total review there XD Do you know what else is really annoying me? No, I’ve forgotten… No I haven’t. The size of this post box is annoying me, now, as well as everyone else. I can get rid of the scroll box at the bottom, BUT it means I’d have to get rid of the background of this box, meaning the post would be harder to read. I dunno. I’ll try and sort it out… Sometime at the weekend. Or maybe tomorrow night. If I have time. I dunno if I’m even gonna be online tomorrow, because I’m meeting my friend Sian in Worcester. I might drag her off to Tramps to see if they have my phone. It’s ridiculous the amount of times we’ve phoned them, and they haven’t answered. Only once they’ve answered the phone, and it was some fucking foreign person, and they said we had to phone the main office. We don’t KNOW the number for the main office! The only number we can fucking find is the one we’ve been ringing for ages. And is the only one that got answered once. So I’m gonna drag Sian off to Tramps, because I’m a bit pissed off, to be fair. Argh. So yeah. I’d best be off. I’m gonna get ready to go out, and force Mum to take me out soon. And I need to try and get everyone commented -_-’ I don’t know why the comments just stop working for me! So, yeah. I’m getting all annoyed. Heh, I really am going now XD Toodleloo! Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

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Time: 12.04 in the pm Mood: Tired Song: The Ballad of Chasey Lane - Bloodhound Gang I’m flippin’ exhausted. Work last night just tired me out. It’s probably because I still haven’t caught up with sleep from the weekend. I also have to start two hours earlier today, because people who are supposed to be working are gonna be in the workshop training thing. Which I did last week (and was hilarious). I never told you guys about it, did I? Well, it was all about our monthly bonus being entirely based on our Mystery Shopper (we don’t know who it is… It’s a mystery…), and Tony (the boss, manager, mad man, etc.) said that they have a list of thing to buy, and on that list is 4 pints of semi-skimmed milk (the greeeen labelled one), Tesco’s own thick-sliced bread and possibly bananas. And we were told we had to have 4 pints of semi-skimmed milk on the shelves at ALL TIMES. So the workshop finished, and me, Carol, Steph and stuff were just walking out into the shop, and Steph looked at the milk and burst out laughing. Me and Carol were like “Wtf?” and we looked at the milk as well, aaaaaand there were no 4 pint semi-skimmed milks on the shelf!! It was hilarious XD I learnt a valuable lesson last night at work. Never drop a Spaghetti Bolognese ready meal on the floor. It explodes. Everywhere. I’m not joking. It literally went everywhere, and I said “ewwww it looks manky!” and Tony goes “it only looks manky because you just dropped it on the bloody floor!”. I was seriously scatterbrained last night. Oh oh oh, I also bought a £5 scratch card (I was feeling lucky) and I won £15 on it!! Oooh it’s the lottery tonight, I wonder if I’ll win anything…? Heh. Comments are actually working today. I managed to get to about 8-10 people? But my internet explorer keeps crashing and closing and restarting itself. It’s doing my head in -_-’ I’m hoping I’ll be able to get to everyone soon -_-’ In the way of the Beyblade Movie… 3 days it’s been downloading for now (I have limited time on the internet - 6 hours. Bloody internet company), as I’ve had to keep shutting down my laptop and buggering off to work and I don’t have the time to keep it downloading continuously. So hopefully, while I get stuff done today before I bugger off to work again, I’ll leave it downloading, and hopefully it’ll finish downloading, and then I’ll be able to watch it when I get back from work. At 11pm tonight =) Ergh, 4pm-11pm I’m doing tonight… Good news is, I’ll get a half an hour break XD I’ll need to find something to eat for tea… I’ll have to roam the shop XD Well, I’d best be off, things to doooooo. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

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Time: 12.05 in the pm Mood: Pissed Off Song: Not a song, but I’m listening to Tommy Lee on Cribs: Priciest Pads! I lie, they’re playing Motley Crue music, now “Welcome to the house of sausage” - the blonde guy from Korn. I am not joking. He just said that. Y’know, I still can’t believe I lost my fucking phone in Tramps. They haven’t rang me yet, so I don’t think they’ve found it. And we’ve tried ringing them, and there’s just no answer every time we tried. And loads of people have tried ringing my phone, and texting it, but now it’s going straight to voicemail, so I think the battery’s died, because I didn’t have a lot of battery left. So I don’t think anyone’s nicked it. They’d have fun trying to charge it up now if they have nicked it. Erm, for whoever asked, yeah, I think TESCO is the English version of Wal*Mart. TESCO sells just about everything. Computers, clothes, mobile phones, foooooood, etc etc. But the TESCO I work in is only small, so it just sells food ^^’ So yeah, I’ll talk about TESCO taking over America now. Apparently, TESCO aim to have 50 stores in California, Arizona and Nevada by February. Can I put in an exchange? I’ll go work in one of the American TESCO stores (which are called Fresh & Easy - well they were imaginative coming up with a name, weren’t they? Whoever ‘they’ are…). Oh dear God. They have the self-serving checkouts. I cannot use those things. They’re bastards to use *laughs*. Apparently the American staff are happy with the benefits… What ARE the benefits? I want to go work in a Fresh & Easy store!! I’m gonna ask my manager, Tony, if I can put in a transfer *giggles*. Ooooh… Did You Know: ~ TESCO has been studying the American market for 20 years (so they’ve been planning to take over America, have they? Hmmm) ~ It took 18 months of research to identify the right niche market (I… Don’t get it) ~ Fresh & Easy was announced in Feb 2006 ~ The new outlets will join the TESCO stable of over 3,200 stores across 13 countries I’m trying to see if they’ve written anything about doing transfers lmao. Oh, if you’re wondering where I’m getting this information from, us TESCO workers get our own little magazines and little newspaper from TESCO, with all the latest TESCO gossip (exciting…), and when I saw the main title on the newspaper was about TESCO taking over America, I was like “ooooooh, look Carol!! We’re taking over America!” (Carol’s someone I work with, and we were cleaning up the staff room). OHMIGOD! Apparently, we have stores in the UK (obviously), Ireland, China, Japan, Thailand, Malaysia, South Korea (is it safe there now…?), Turkey, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia and now the USA. I did not know that!! TESCO are secretly taking over the world 0_o Enough on that matter. My mind boggles with all that information. Lol. I thought this morning that my luck must be really shit, because I went over to put my work uniform in the washing machine, and I looked at the fish (we have two) and my Sister’s fish (Schadow) was happily getting excited because he thought I was going to feed him (I did attempt to feed him, but the fish food’s gone walkies), and then I looked at my fish (Tails) and he’s lying on his side at the bottom of the tank. So I thought “oooh nooooo! My fish is dead!” and I was like “damn, where’s the net thingy to fish him out” but I couldn’t find it. So I took a closer looks at Tails, and his little mouth was opening and closing and his fins were flapping and I was like “you’re not dead, are you? Just constipated” so I put my hand in and tried to make him swim around, and he did, sort of, but then went back to the bottom of the tank. I only know that he’s constipated because of a programme I was watching a while ago. I can’t remember what it was though 0_o Anyway, if you feed them too much, they get constipation and do what my fish is doing right now - just lying at the bottom of the tank. I can’t remember how we’re supposed to cure it, though ^^’ So yeah, I thought he was dead, but luckily he’s not XD That really would just be my luck. Oh, and I was browsing for mobile phones on the O2 online store, and I do like the new iPhone. But it’s on contract. But then I also like the new purple Sony Ericsson. So I’m gonna get one of them when I get paid next week (woohoo!!), as I haven’t got my other phone back *pouts*. You know what my Mum said to me? “Why don’t you wait until after Christmas to get a new phone?” IS. SHE. FUCKING. MAD?! I cannot go without a phone for THAT long!! Maybe she was planning to buy me one for Christmas, I dunno, but I can’t even wait until Christmas to get a phone. I need one NOW. I would give you guys links to the two phones I’m interested in, but my internet is being shit. I am not joking. Last night I was like “I’m gonna get that list of people to comment done today” so I got about 3 people commented, and then the comments just stopped working. I pressed permalink on people’s sites, then tried to comment, still wouldn’t work. I dunno what it is, but my internet just HATES me. Oh good, it won’t load anything up on Bebo now, either. I actually hate my internet. Though, I am downloading the Beyblade movie!! It’s taking AGES (I started downloading it last night, but I had to come offline, so I paused it, and now I’m back online it’s continuing it’s downloading, If that makes sense. Yeah, I’m downloading it on that Veoh TV. Which I also downloaded (that took it’s time, too). Anyway, the movie’s at 28.6% downloaded. I can tell this is just gonna take forever to download. I may have to leave the laptop and internet on all day while I go and do stuff. Like the housework (again!) and have a bath and so on. Ooooh it’s at 28.8% now XD Oh yeah!! It’s my friend Rosie’s scan today!! I hope beyond hope she comes into the shop tonight to show me a picture of baby Squiggle (she’d better get one…). I’m sooo excited!! Hmmm, well, I’d better be off. I’ve got shtuff to do. I’m gonna have to try and sort out the commenting, it’s doing my head in now. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxx

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Monday, November 19, 2007

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Time: 5.23 in the pm Mood: Blank Song: The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars I am so so sorry for not being online since… Thursday? I did mean to update Friday, but I got up late, had to wash my hair and dry it quickly, and then run down to my Nan’s house, eat, and then bugger off to work for 1pm. I was only supposed to be doing a 1-6pm, but Matt asked me to stay on for another couple of hours, so I did a 1-8pm instead -_-’ I think I got online Friday night, actually. Yeah, I did, but I didn’t have time to post because of a certain curry we ordered arriving *rolls eyes*. Saturday, I didn’t get anywhere near the computer. I started work at 9.30am (yay, no early start for me!), finished at 5.30pm… Erm, oh yeah, I got Owen to check my Euro Millions lottery ticket, and it turned out I’d won £9.50!! Not much, but it was money for the minibus *laughs*. I’ll write about Saturday night in a minute. Yesterday I couldn’t update, as I’d got up at 11am (which was fair enough after Saturday night) and was persuaded to go to work 3pm-9pm!! (Damn the managers and my kindness *laughs*). So, onto Saturday night *points*. It was a BRILLIANT night. Ish. Me, Steph and these two dudes Steph knows (Will and Rich - they’re cousins and the only two people I can remember meeting *laughs again*) missed the minibus to Worcester. So it had to come back for us LMAO. So we got to Worcester, and it ended up just being me, Steph, Will and Rich. And Will is absolutely nuts. I love him, he’s brill. He was continuously talking about his cousin’s penises, which made me and Steph wet ourselves laughing. I didn’t even buy my first three drinks!! Steph bought me my first drink (we were in a pub called Lloyds’ - and I was ID’d by the bouncers, but they accepted my Connexions card, and I still didn’t find my passport!), which was a vodka and coke, and then I think Rich bought the next round, and this time I had a double vodka and coke, and then Will bought the next round, and I had another double vodka and coke. Amazingly, I didn’t even feel tipsy or anything, just majorly happy because the three people I was with are amazing *laughs*. So then we went to Vibe (another pub/club), and they didn’t ID me there, as I was with Steph, who they know lol!! I bought mine and Steph’s drinks, and I remember I met a LOAD of people there that Steph knew. I vaguely remember shaking some men’s hands and getting lots of kisses on the cheek, lmao. They were lovely. We stayed at Vibe for a bit, and we bought our tickets for Tramps (the major club we went to - which was good, but I’ll explain why it was crap at the same time in a minute). I also had a cheeseburger. Yum. I had about 2 or 3 Smirnoff Ices there. Then we went onto Bar 12 (another pub XD), and I had another Smirnoff Ice there… And it was a nightmare, because it was literally packed. I met some more people who Steph knew (I can’t remember any names though! LOL!), and then when Steph was talking to someone she knew, this random man went to walk past us, then stopped and looked at me and said “are you 18?” and I said “well, obviously, otherwise the bouncers wouldn’t have let me in!” and he walked off!! The cheek of him!! So then we went to Tramps. It was amazing there. I had no idea where it was, but I was with Steph, who did know (we’d seemed to have lost Will and Rich at this point - can’t remember when or how), and these two people came up to us and asked where it was, and Steph was like “oh, just come with us, because we’re going there now!”. So off the four of us trundled to Tramps, and when we got there Steph was like (to these two random people who had come with us) “ooh what are your names, so we can say you’re with us!” so the girl told us their names, and they both got ID’d by the bouncers, but me and Steph didn’t (as we had pre-paid tickets), and then Steph was like “yeah, they’re with us”. So we got in, lost the two randomers, and then I was like “oh my God”, because I looked around, and there was an elevated dance floor, and people everywhere was dancing and it was just so damn cool!! Anyway, Steph grabbed my hand, and pulled me to somewhere, and we found Will and Rich and I can’t remember how many drinks I had at Tramps (I had about 5-ish?) but they were all Smirnoff Ices =D I actually can’t remember much of Tramps. There was just lots of dancing, I met more people Steph knew, and this one guy Steph knew kept hugging me and apologising (he was being really crude XD), but I didn’t mind, I was just not bothered. Then Will went off with this random girl no one knew, and me, Steph and Rich were just left. So we went to the bar to get more drinks (I paid lol), and then we went onto the elevated dance floor and danced around. And I saw some people I know from school!! So I kinda, danced away from them LOL. Erm, can’t remember much of else. But now I’ll tell you why Tramps sucked as well as being awesome. I lost my fucking mobile phone. I felt it and heard it drop on the floor (which was amazing, because you know, music), so I was looking for it, and then I tapped Steph and Rich on the shoulders and was like “ohmigod! I’ve lost my phone!”. So we looked around for it, and we couldn’t find it, and then Steph and Rich walked off, leaving me by the bloody bar on my own. So, I was waiting at the bar to see if they’d had a phone handed in, and the bloody barwoman was a nightmare. Then this Scottish man was next to me, and he goes “do you want just the one drink?” and I said “I’m not wanting a drink at all, I’m trying to find my phone” and he said “have you lost it then?” and I said “yeah, I dropped it and now I can’t find it” and he said “oh, that sucks that does”. Then we were waiting there a bit longer, and he says to me “do you want a drink?” and I held up my bottle of Smirnoff Ice and said “it’s OK, I’ve got one” and he said “are you sure?” and I just nodded and said “yeah, thanks for the offer, though”. So I asked the barwoman if she’d had a phone handed in, and she said no, but if I went to reception to see if they’d had one handed in or I could leave them some details if they didn’t. So, I go to walk away and someone grabbed my arm, and I turned around and it was this random woman. And she goes “are you all right? You look a bit upset” so I told her I’d lost my phone and she “goes, oh that’s shit, people around here who steal things make me sick” and I agreed with her and she goes “well, good luck finding your phone, and I know you don’t know me, but if you need me, just come and find me” so I said thanks and went to find Steph and Rich. Y’see, I thought clubs would be full of amazingly drunk people or people going around spiking drinks. On the contrary. Most people may have been drunk, but they were nicest drunk people I’ve ever met LMAO. They were lovely, they really were. Even the random Scottish man. I didn’t find Rich, but I found Steph, and Steph had promised my Mum that she’d look after me and not let me out of her sight. So when she’d walked away earlier and left me at the bar, she’d been panicking, and said to me “thank God! There you are Emmah! I’ve been really worried!” I told her I’d stayed at the bar to ask if they’d had a phone handed in, and then told her about the Scottish man and the random woman, and she laughed and said “people are really odd when they’re drunk aren’t they?”. It made me laugh. It was amazing I’d found her, actually. Tramps… Well, it isn’t a small place, and it was my first time there, but I had an inkling that she’d be upstairs and outside. I have an odd fear of stairs, though, especially backless stairs, and the fear was made worse by being slightly tipsy, and guess what sort of stairs Tramps has?? *Rolls eyes*. So yeah, I managed to find my way around quite easily, actually. It was really odd, as well. I had WAY more to drink than when I’d done that drunk post on here, but I was less drunk *looks confused*. It was probably all the worrying about my phone and all the bloody walking that made me sober up. We found Rich again, and then went to dance some more, and then we found Will, and then he walked off with the girl, and then we went to reception, and I left my name, house phone number and what my phone was and looked like with the bouncers, and then me, Steph and Rich went trundling off to go back to the minibus. On the way, Rich wanted some food, so we stopped at this Indian fast food place, and he bought some spicy thing and some fries. Me and Steph have no idea what the spicy thing was, and when Rich went to answer his phone, we just kept eating whatever the spicy thing was lmao!! I don’t think he even noticed. Then we got on the minibus, and left after 10 minutes of waiting. We actually left over half the people behind. God knows what happened to them. Then I ended up with a random Fanta drink, and Rich’s fries. I can’t even remember being given them. And all these fast food places were busier at 2 in the morning than they are in the daytime!! I couldn’t believe how many people were there!! So I got home, woke my Mum up because I wanted to moan about losing my phone, and then went to bed (after waking Mum up XD). I woke up 11am yesterday? To hear a man at the door, talking to my Mum about a phone he’d found. So I shot out of bed, ran down the stairs (God knows what I looked like, bed hair, pyjamas, hadn’t taken my make-up off, I probably looked like a loon) and it was the minibus driver and he told me he found a phone on the minibus. I looked at it, but it wasn’t MY phone. Mine’s blue and silver, and this one was black and orange, but it was a Sony Ericsson, like mine. So then I had work at 3pm (damn you silver star rose for being off sick!). Ohmigod. It was boring. I am never working a Sunday again. But on the other hand, me Nat and Owen did liven things up by dancing behind the tills. T’was fun. Oh yeah, I was gonna mention something about TESCO taking over America, but that can wait until tomorrow I think. Last night, guess what happened?? IT SNOWED! SNOW! IN ENGLAND! IN NOVEMBER! WTF?! Unfortunately, it turned to slippy slush, and so I kept slipping over and very nearly landing on my arse. I’m not known for having grippy shoes XD So yeah, I’m hoping for a white Christmas =) Anyway, this post is too long X_X I shall… Try and comment =O Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 11.11 in the am (make a wish!) Mood: Blank Arr to be sure to be sure. The list of people to comment is ridiculously long. And I have no idea when I’m gonna have time to comment everyone on that list 0_o I’m also quite worried about Saturday night. I cannot for the life of me find my fucking passport. I have noooo idea where it is *cries*. And I’m gonna have to go find some fairy wings today, and possibly a halo or magic wand (heh, I’m dressing up as a fairy/angel on Saturday night XD). So yah, I have a busy day ahead. My Mum’s apparently going to Evesham, so I think I’ll go with her and have a browse around the shops to see if I can find fairy wings and stuff. Surely somewhere in Evesham has some… If that plan fails, my plan B is make sure I remind Nat on Saturday to bring her fairy wings and halo. As she has some. She told me last night. Buuuuut, she’s also gone abroad today, to see a football match, so I happily (ish) agreed to cover her shift tomorrow - meaning I can’t meet up with my friend Sian, meaning I won’t be going to Worcester and therefore my original plan of finding fairy wings won’t happen. Savvy? So, I’m gonna be exhausted Saturday. Fuck that, I’ll be exhausted Sunday. I’ll have worked this Tuesday night just gone, last night, tonight, tomorrow 1pm-6pm, and then Saturday 9.30am-5.30pm, and then I’ll be going out clubbing and pubbing from 8pm until 2am with Steph and Nat and their crew, and then I’ll get home around 2.30am-3am?? Thank God I’m not working Sunday. Also, Nat now owes me a shift XD I’ll let her do my Wednesday one next week XD So, yeah. I REALLY need to find my passport for Saturday night. Otherwise I’m just left with my citizen card. And I’d rather have both, Y’know? To prove I’m me. Obviously. Apparently Steph looks about 12 in her passport photo, and they still accept it. Dudes, I WAS about 12 in my passport photo *laughs*. Ahhh well, I should find it soon. HOLY SHIT! I just checked my comments - and I got 15?! That’s the most in a while 0_o I really need to comment back -_-’ Oh, and don’t worry, I’m not planning on getting completely and totally wasted. I don’t really feel like passing out or puking X_X I just wanna have enough alcohol to… Go crazy I guess (that doesn’t take much XD I don’t even need alcohol for that XD). It’s gonna be lots of fun, though. Y’know Nat? She told me ages ago that she’s the one to have less alcohol and look after everyone ^^ I think I’ll help her. There is gonna be 9 of us apparently. All girls, too, I think 0_o Yeah, 9 of us including me, Steph and Nat. I don’t even know who the other 6 are! I’ve never met any of them, and I don’t even know their names! Chances are, they’ll tell me, and we’ll get along fine, but we’ll all get too drunk to remember XD Oh oh oh, Kikyo27, don’t worry, I shall make sure you see pictures. Steph’s planning on getting a disposable camera or something, and if she doesn’t, I will, so there WILL be pictures. She’ll put them up on Facebook, so I’ll just nick them off her XD So yah. I’m really looking forward to it, but at the same time, I’m really nervous because I’ll only know Nat and Steph, and I still can’t find my passport. I’m just really stressing about it right now XD Right, I’m gonna stop this post right here. And start on that long list of people to comment X_X Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 10.49 in the am Mood: Lazy Song: Sign of Wish - Makiyo Bleh. I have nothing to say this morning *laughs*. I guess I’m just updating for the hell of it. I didn’t get to bed until about 1am last night *laughs again*. We can blame Beyblade for that. Oh, in my post late last night, I forgot to mention Steph’s birthday. Steph is someone who I work with. She’s about 22? And she’s awesome. I’ll only get to work with her on Saturday’s now, because she’s given up her Tuesday shift =( Anyway, it’s her birthday next week, and so she and Nat and a load of their friends are going out Saturday night. I have been invited along, and bizarrely, Steph even asked my Mum last night if I was allowed to go out with them. My Mum said YES?!?! Providing I didn’t get totally “rat-arsed”. And that Steph didn’t leave me alone and stuff. It sounds like fun, though =D We have to dress up, though, and I’m not sure what to dress up as… I was thinking this morning, maybe a fairy? Or an angel?? Something along those lines. So, we’ll be going clubbing and then a pub crawl or something. I’m probably going to end up wasted. And we’re staying out until 2am. Which I don’t think is that long, actually, because the minibus is picking us up at 8pm. Hmmm… It’s gonna be good fun, though =D Tomorrow, I might see if Mum’ll take me to Worcester to one of the party shops. If she won’t, then I think I’m going to Worcester on Friday, anyway, to meet up with my friend Sian. So I’ll just drag her to the party shops if Mum won’t take me =D Oh, and I’m gonna have to find my passport, because I don’t look 18 AT ALL, and I so don’t act it *laughs*. So, I’m gonna need a good form of ID. And I need to find my passport out, anyway. So all is good =D Ok, that’s pretty much all I have to say XD Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ Xxxxxxx P.S. I am struggling to find the hungry icon *laughity laugh*. P.P.S. The people to comment list I have is growing way too long now. I’m really gonna have to go comment people. P.P.P.S. Did you know this is my 381st post? Dunno why anyone needed to know that, but there we go XD P.P.P.P.S. I really can’t find the hungry emoticon 0_o I’m giving up now, and going for lazy XD

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 11.36 in the pm Mood: Tired Arrrr. I just home home roughly 6 minutes ago. From work, obviously. I’m abso-bloody-lutely shattered. And we had ANOTHER shoplifter tonight. He was so fucking obvious. He came rushing into the shop, straight towards the meat & cheese, and me and Matt just looked at each other and were like “that was dodgy”. So I put the boxes I was destroying in a ribbish bag, and then went to see what the dude was doing. He came rushing back down the aisle, towards me, zipping up his jacket and had a very obvious bulge in it. He went straight out the door and didn’t go anywhere near the tills. So Matt phoned the police, and then someone else, and then the police phones us back, and then once we’d closed the shop, Matt asked me to show him where abouts I saw the bloke (Whitey, he’s known as). I showed Matt and his face split into a huge grin and said “oooh we might have him on camera putting the stuff in his jacket then! And with your statement and the CCTV footage, we should have enough evidence to send him to jail. To send him to jail, there’d need to be a fucking court case. Meaning I’d have to go to court to give evidence against Whitey *rolls eyes*. It all depends whether we got him on camera or not. Me and Matt then went to look at the cheese. That sounds so random hahaha. Anyway, Matt said it looked as though he’d taken some of the Red Leicester (sp?) and possibly Edam. To explain WHY he’d take cheese or meat - he’s a known drug-addict, and a lot of the drug addicts come into our shop and steal the meat and cheese, sell it for a few quid, and then go and buy their fix. The bastards. So anyway, yeah, I’m updating very late XD I didn’t get a chance to come online all day, so I promised (to myself) that I’d update as soon as I get home. Which was half 11 after fucking Whitey came in. It would’ve been earlier if the place had been shoplifter free *rolls eyes*. So my day has been… Entertaining. I was repainting my door and cupboard doors. Yeah, I was doing that yesterday, too, but they needed another coat. Anyway, I managed to drop the fucking paintbrush, and caught it - but it went all over me! Seriously, it was worse than yesterday. Also, when I was in the bath washing my hair, I kept getting bits of purple paint out of it! God knows how it’d gone in my hair!! Oh, and then when Dad was taking me to work… Well, our conversation went something like this: Dad: *Is driving down the hill* Me: OHMIGOD! I DON’T THINK I’M WEARING A BRA! Dad: EMMA! THAT IS NOT SOMETHING I NEED TO KNOW OR SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SHOUT OUT! Me: *Checks* it’s ok, I do have one on… LMAO. My poor Dad XD I forced him to take me to the chippy today for lunch as well. I made him pay, too. Well, I’m pooped. I’m… I was gonna say off to bed, but, nope. I feel like watching Beyblade =D Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx P.S. My Dad’s just cooked some bacon. I can bloody smell it. Right, he’s not getting any of my muffins! P.P.S. OHMIGOD! I HAVE 500 GUESTBOOK ENTRIES!! WTF?!

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Monday, November 12, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 5.46 in the pm Mood: Tired Song: Kai’s Theme - Beyblade (yummmmmm) I begin this post by saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Angel Zakuro! And also HELLO to new friends and commenter’s ^^ You know who you are ^^ Argh, my internet light keeps going off. Fucking thing. Waste of fucking time. People who work at BT will be murdered. By me XD Last night’s post… The Drunken One, as it is known as… Well, to be honest, I can’t even remember writing it. I remember finding the pancake joke, because I remember wetting myself laughing at it XD And I remember vaguely smacking my head on the desktop computer screen. And eating lots of beef. I am not joking. And no, I didn’t have a hangover this morning!! I was just very confused as to why I was still in half my clothes from yesterday, and half PJ’s. I must’ve collapsed and fell asleep XD Also, I think I was texting someone… It was silver star rose. Let’s see what I sent her… “Im dancing 2 im 2 sexi 4 my shirt. Come and john me!” - it turns out I sent that to Betteh. As well as silver star rose 0_o “I hav colapsd on the bed agen. Hahaha it b so much fun. I havnt just had Smirnoff. I had wkd 2!” - I remember collapsing on the bed a load of times, actually. “My curtains r open nd im daocing like a drunk person. Which I am! U watch top gear?” - my spelling was atrocious *laughs*. “Hahaia! It g ives me a headache =( nt bad tho. Wwoohoo! Dancin 2 satisfaction! Damn. Need 2 pee again.” - we were talking about the WKD there. “Hahaha .oh no 4m guna meed a weelchair. My legs gon!” - I REMEMBER THAT! I was attempting to dance and walk around, but I was failing because my leg had completely spazzed up, so yeah, I looked like a prat. “Woo slam by pendulum is 6n nw. u can probs imagine wot im like =D” - I do believe I was having my own rave. Silver star rose’s reply to the above message was: “Lmao-alright u drunkard some of us have college in the morning n are therefore gonna go to sleep now. Stil not had a hangover… xx” - I’ve still not had a hangover, either XD SSR may have gone to sleep at this point - but it didn’t stop me from messaging her XD “NITE NITE SOBER PERSON! Xxx” I apparently sent a sexy friend text to about 15 people XD That’s probably why I keep getting it back today 0_o “Just dancd 2 macerena in my underwear and the whistle sng by do aligator and nw singing along 2 Nellie the elephant =D” - … I do not even want to imagine what I looked like… Especially if the curtains were still open. The next text I sent was me singing Nellie the elephant… I’m amazed I could even remember the lyrics. The next one… I’m singing “oooh you touch my tra la la”. Y’know, next time, I think I’ll phone someone instead of text. Oh, apparently, after all this dancing (which was at about half 11-midnight), I didn’t feel too good and so I went to bed. Oh yeah, I accidentally tweezered my chin this morning. I have no idea how I managed it, but my chin was bleeding like mad =( Oh, and I’ve been decorating my room. As no one else (I.e. my parents) seem to want to help me. I can’t do the wallpapering, so I get them to do it. So, instead, I’ve stripped the white gloss paint off my door (hahaha gloss paint, that brings back good memories of art XD), and I’ve painted it purple and lilac. And I’ve painted my cupboard doors lilac. It’s looking quite fab, but I’m gonna need to re-paint it again. That should be fun, considering I got covered in paint today - in typical Emmah style. I somehow managed to get some purple paint on my nose, and on both sides of my cheeks (not bum cheeks - though, I wouldn’t be surprised, as I did sit on the floor - where I’d dripped paint), and then I got lilac paint all over my arms. I’m so messy XD It’s bloody lucky I don’t have a carpet yet XD Well, yeah, I’d better be off. Comment, maybe. Watch Beyblade =D Comment whilst Beyblade is loading *nod nod*. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxx

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 10.25 in the pm Mood: Drunk Do you know what it’s time for? Do ya? Do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya? Yah. It’s time for the post I said I was gonna write when druink! And so here I am! Drunk! I didn’t get wasted last night, because my wrist was hurting so bad. So I went to bed. At 8.30pm. So, the alcohol was in the fridge (that just took me three attempts to spell - and the word spell took me two attempts to spell XD) beckoning me to drink it. So I have. All of it. I am quite literally “tiddled” as my Mum said. The only problem with me getting a bit tiddled, is that I need ot pee every 5 minutes. I’ve been eating beef, toio. There were two pancakes in a frying pan The first one turns and says to the second one and says "Phew its hot in here" the second one screams "Oh, my God, a talking pancake!!" Hahaha.   A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!" Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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