Sunday, September 30, 2007

   She Who Has Alcohol =) Wayhey!

Time: 9.27 in the pm Mood: Happy Song: Original Prankster - The Offspring Shannon Avatar of the Day: Yummmm, it's a Shanimal XD Well, thanks for your comments!! Erm, whoever asked, no, I haven't tried Haggis. A stuff sheep's stomach doesn't appeal to me XD So... What to say... I went to Evesham today to get my Dad a card and birthday present. I got him a HILARIOUS card. It's pop-up one, and on the front it says something like "I knew you'd be embarassed if I got you some sort of mushy, gushy card, so I just got you one that says 'Happy Birthday'", and then it pops out with all these flowers, butterflies and stuff saying "to a wonderful, handsome, charming, Dad" and so on. It's hilarious. And I got him a t-shirt saying "Bothered" on it and a picture of Mutley (the cartoon dog) on it, and a box of maltesers, because he loves them so. Ok, and my Mum got ridiculously drunk tonight. And then decided she wanted a pizza, so we decided to go down to the shop we work at. When we got in, I bought her pizzas, got me some muffins, and some Jelly Tots, and then she shouts at me me "EMMA! DO YOU WANT SOME SMIRNOFF ICE?!" and I was like "yeah, they know I'm not 18 yet, and so you're offering to buy me alcohol? And she actually did. It's one of the big bottles as well. I'm drinking some at the moment ^^ Then we were walking home, and she decided to pole dance around some scaffolding poles. Ohmigod. Bear in mind, this is at about 20 to 9 tonight. Oh, and we were just walking up our hill, and the £1million house for sale has cameras attached to its fences, and so she decided to moon at them. She also mooned at our next door neighbours. And because I walk faster than her, I was slightly ahead of her, and every now and then I'd hear "oops", and I'd turn around to see that she'd stumbled into the road or a bush or a fence or something. Oh, and then this kid went past on his moped... And erm, she shouted "PUT PUT! DRY MY HAIR!! HAIRDRYER!!". I'm seriously worried about her. Oh, and my Dad knocked me over earlier. With his vast buttocks. I was bent down trying to see under his car (because we were trying to see where this annoying squeak was coming from) and then his bum just appeared in front of my face, and I fell over! Oh, and I was just about to wash my hair, and I had the water ready and everything, and then Dad knocks on the door and says "who's in there?!" and then went away, and just as I opened the door and went to see where he'd gone, he shuffled past me,straight into the bathroom, and washed his oily hands in my water that I was about to use!! He was also wearing his stupid grin, the one he wears that usually means he's up to no good. Like the other day. He shuffled past me, wearing the stupid grin, eating my chocolate and claiming he wasn't. God I love my parents. Anyway, I've drank one glass of smirnoff ice, and I have a headache (not caused by the smirnoff), so I'll save the rest for tomorrow. Right now, my cat is lay on my lap. She luuuuuuuurves me. Heh. And she's also having a wash. Annyyyywayyy... Happy Birthday Daddy, for tomorrow!! And woot, it's my birthday on Tuesday!! Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxx ♥ R.I.P. Roxii ♥

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