Tuesday, October 23, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 10.46 in the am Mood: Excited Song: One Last Kiss - Madina Lake (TWINS!) Can't be arsed to go get a Shannon avatar. Lmfao. Just like I cannot for the life of me do comment replies or go and comment people back. Actually, there is one person I need to comment back. Must remember to do that after this post. Sorry for not posting yesterday. Or last night, rather. I really couldn't be bothered. There was a lot to say, it was just the problem of saying it all XD Anyway, thank you for your comments, even if I am being evil and not coming back to you XD I will when tomorrow/later on if I'm online, though. Hahaha mjust remember to download She's Got Issues by The Offspring. I was wondering why the video was of a woman obsessed with sex... Hahaha how random. To yesterday! Work at 5.30, wasn't too bad. Met Laura (Betteh.) when I finished at 12... Then we went to get some chips as I was hungry XD Then the spud thing happened. Please tell me you guys know what a spud is, and I'm not just being too English again XD Anyone that doesn't know what a spud is, it is a potato... The chips should've given it away. Anyway, I tripped over this spud outside the chip shop, and I shouted "OHMIGOD I SQUASHED A SPUD!" to which me and Laura were wetting ourselves at. No one was in the chippy, except the dude serving, so he heard everything we said XD Then just as I was about to ask for a portion of chips, Laura goes "you've got it on your ass!" so I said "what have I got on my ass?!" and she said "the spud!". The bloke serving me gave us such a funny look. So as I asked for a portion of chips, I was also getting the spud off my ass. Lmfao. I paid, and then we left, but then I forgot a fork to eat the chips with, so I went back into the chippy to get a plastic fork (or three XD), and then me and Laura were walking back past the spud I'd kinda squashed, and then I thought it'd be a good idea to kick the remaining spud. Bear in mind, I was wearing my work shoes... And we know what my work shoes tend to do. Yes, just as I kicked the spud, my shoe flew off! And I mean literally flew. Once we'd got down to the park, we went into the water park area, as there were empty tables. Don't worry, the actual water was turned off. I munched the chips... Then I think we went to get a drink from where I work... And a Freddo. Freddo = a little chocolate bar in the shape of a humanized-ish frog, and it only costs 15p XD I gave Laura half of the Freddo. She said she didn't want any, but when I said "you can have the bottom half..." she said "ooh ok". Then we went to the skate park, and looked at some of the graffiti we've done in the past. Including the entire conversation me and silver star rose had on one of the ramps XD That's when we met our stalker. OK, he didn't actually stalk us, but he followed us EVERYWHERE. We eventually got rid of him when we saw our friend Rosie (the pregnant one) coming towards us. Rosie told us how she'd done 4 pregnancy tests, because she was still convinced that she wasn't pregnant. And me and Laura asked her what her parents said when she told them. Apparently, Rosie had completely broken down into tears, when she'd finally told her Mum, because it'd been so hard for her to get the courage to tell her Mum, and she'd been trying for a few days. Anyway, her Mum asked "are you pregnant?" and Rosie said "yes", and her Mum went "are you keeping it?" and Rosie said "I dunno" and her Mum went "you'd better be. I'm gonna be a Nan!". Me and Laura were like 0_o when Rosie told us that. Apparently her Dad's OK with it too! How MAD is that?! Also, Alex (Rosie's boyfriend) told his parents Rosie was pregnant, and they said "that's ok, she's a nice girl". I mean WTF! Rosie said that everyone she expected to be annoyed about it, is totally over the moon!! It's also been named "Baby Squiggle", by a person Rosie and Alex work with. And they won't let her do anything too strenuous at work XD Also, me, Ro, and Laura went to Superdrug (it's a shop!), as Rosie wanted to buy another pregnancy test. Her 5th one. As she still didn't think she was pregnant. We went with her to the loos, and waited. She came out and looked at it and was like "oh for fuck's sake!". Yeah, it's not gonna change. Lmao. Both me and Laura looked, and yup, there were the two blue lines crossed to say she was pregnant. Also, the doctor's think she's been pregnant for almost 2 months 0_o and little Squiggle is due in May! That's not that far away!! Anyway, just as Rosie had to go into work, she goes "goodbye Auntie Emma. You do realise you will actually be 'Auntie Emma'?" I was like "yup.". And we hugged, and then Rosie hugged Laura and was like "goodbye Auntie Laura". And then I said to her "we may be the Auntie's but you're gonna be Mummy!" (I reminded myself of my Dad lmfao!). And Rosie was just like "oh fuck off!". I laughed. Laura laughed. We all laughed XD Then we went back to the park (me and Laura) where we went and sat on the swings, and the kid from earlier joined us AGAIN! Then we managed to get onto the topic of "Emma makes all the crotches rise up". I wouldn't even ask. Even I don't know. It was the kid's fault. Anyway, back onto the topic of Rosie. Her Mum can't exactly tell her off for being pregnant, anyway. She got pregnant with Rosie's sister when she was about 17. Also, if I ever got pregnant at 17 or the age I am now, 18, my Mum couldn't tell me off, as she had me when she was 18. My Dad was 19. So they wouldn't be able to tell me off. What was it my Mum said...? She said I wasn't exactly planned, but they never thought of abortion, and the only time aborting me was brought up, was when the entire family had an argument and Dad said (to my Nan) "Fine! We'll just get an abortion!" to which my Nan hit him and told him not to even think of it. I was so totally wanted XD Not by my Grandad David, though. When my Mum told him she was pregnant (he was Mum's Dad... And Nan is Dad's Mum... Hahaha confusing), he told her to go away because she only wanted money off him. Charming. So, just think, if my Mum and Dad hadn't had me at 18 & 19, you wouldn't be reading this now XD Wow, long post. I shall leave it here I shall. Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxx

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