Friday, October 26, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 11.59 in the am Mood: CRAZY! LMAO! Song: He's A Pirate (Pirates of the Caribbean Remix) - DJ Tiesto Yup. I'm feeling so crazy right now. And I'm dancing. And typing. So I apologise for any bad spelling. I'll try and edit the bad spelling out XD For some unknown reason that escapes me, I can't comment anyone 0_o I load up everyone else's comment boxes, and it just says "internet explorer cannot display the page". But I've got my comment box open and can see your comments 0_o How bizarre. I forgot to mention, like, 2 days ago *is still dancing* that I had 2 letters come through the door!! That's like, the most ever that's come for me on the same day XD Anyway, one was from TESCO, and it said "open immediately, urgent attention required" so I left it and opened the other one XD The other one turned out to be a letter from the ORTHODENTIST! That was a bit of a shock, as I wasn't expecting to hear from them until, like, 12 months time. But apparently I have an appointment with them in NOVEMBER! I fell my dentist has had something to do with them getting back to me so quickly... As the waiting list is actually so long you don't normally hear off them for about a year 0_o And, get this, you know I said my dentist was gonna refer me to two orthodentists, one in Kidderminster and one in Worcester?? As I might not have to pay at Worcester for my braces, and I might have to pay at Kidde?? Guess which orthodentist the letter was from? Yup. WORCESTER! Woohoo!! Worcestershire Royal Hospital I have to go to. Which is in Worcester (obviously LMAO). So I don't have to travel far ^^ Bloody hell. FOUR FUCKING PHONE CALLS SO FAR TODAY! 2 from silver star rose, but one of them I actually spoke to her. I was still in bed the first time she rang and refused to get up XD Then from my Gran who wanted me to send an email (as the company she wanted to go with have messed her around, and haven't sent her her router, so she can't get on the internet), and just now again from Mother who wanted me to tell Soph to do her story for her school thingy. I kinda ranted at Mum though, complaining about the amount of phone calls I seem to have got today LMFAO. ONTO WORK LAST NIGHT! WOOHOO! It was so fucking funny. That is probably the funniest night at work I have EVER had!! Rich sent me and Nat to face up the shop, as he wanted to stay on tills. Me + Nat + Facing up = disaster. But it was soooooo funny. We just kept talking the entire time... About everything XD Mainly Aiden (the person we know, not the band - though I did get confused at one point XD). Then there was the flying fish thing. God that was hilarious. Once we'd done half of the shop (I just remembered... We missed out the crisps and the sweets LMAO) we went onto teabags... Well, we tried to. Rich needed help at that point, so I went to help him, and once I'd finished, this woman came round to the tills, looked at me, said "teabags" and then walked off in the direction of the teabags! Rich just looked at me and was like "wtf?!". When the woman came to be served she said "I don't know why looking at you made me think of teabags. I hope you're not offended". I was like "no, I'm not. I find it quite funny, actually." Am I really associated with tea that much? I know I'm obsessed, but Jesus... Is it starting to show to people I don't even know?! Back to the flying fish. I returned to Nat who was doing the teabags, and said "a woman came round to the tills, looked at me, said 'teabags' and then scuttled over here!". Nat laughed. Once we finished the tea, we went to face up the pet food. Which is where the fish came from. Cat biscuits, y'know? I stood on the little cat biscuit fish, and it popped,and I was like "ohmigod! What was that?!" and Nat looked around on the floor and was like "AH-HAH! It was this! *Holds up fish*". And by this time we were like "is a fish!" and we had a load of empty boxes by us (as we'd been taking them off the shelves), and I thought of this brilliant plan. I motioned with one of the boxes, flinging the cat biscuit fish over the top shelves... Nat was wetting herself and told me to do it, and she went to check no one was over by the alcohol (which is where I was throwing it), and I was just getting ready to launch it, and she came scuttling back to me going "nooo there's someone there!" so I threw it over the shelf anyway, and we heard it hit something. We were actually wetting ourselves laughing. It was SO fucking funny. Then Rich needed help serving again, so we scooted to the tills, still wetting ourselves laughing. Then once the queue had gone, we went to the alcohol, and started looking for the fish!! Rich was like "what ARE you two doing?! All I can hear is a load of laughing from all over the shop". And Nat was like "we're looking for a fish, at the moment. Emmah threw it." And Rich goes "so it was a flying fish?" and Nat was like "yeah!". We actually looked all through the alcohol, on top of the fridges the alcohol is in, and we couldn't find it! We were even going "here fishy fishy" (remember, it's not a realy fish, it's a cat biscuit!). Then Nat found the leaves in the photobooth. We attached them to our heads and made them into hats. Enough said. Actually, I think Nat even made Rich wear one on his head. (Bear in mind, Rich is actually the manager of the shift - and we're messing around and making him wear a leaf as a hat... Rich is awesome XD). Then Nat attached one to the scratchcards. Erm, then I think we were off to the fridges (we were gonna leave them to Rich, but we'd faced up everything else, except alcohol and pop which would be done later, so off we scooted). We stopped breifely at the Hallowe'en stand, and Nat picked up a pumpkin lantern. You have to press a switch so it opens and shines light. So Nat was trying really hard to press the button, and it was really stiff, and she finally opened it, and the lantern popped open so loud, Nat jumped and grabbed me and was like "ohmigod! That actually scared me!!". Then Rich needed help AGAIN. So Nat went off in the direction of the fridges (not the ones with alcohol in, the ones with strawberries, drinks and meats in etc). And I went to help Rich. Then I went to help Nat face up fridges. Then silver star rose turned up. I shouted "why aren't you in Cornwall?!" and Nat was like "Hi Hazel!". SSR was like "thanks Nat, for that lovely greeting, unlike Emmah! I told you!! I got back yesterday!! (or words to that effect XD). Then we were all talking, and actually being mad. Madder. If you can imagine that. And I think you'll be able to, as we have pictures XD I don't have them at the moment, as SSR took them on her phone, so when she's online tonight, I shall make her sned them to me, and then I shall put them up here for you to see what ACTUALLY goes on at our shop XD I think SSR even got a picture of Rich!! Lmao. When it turned to 9pm, Nat was like "oh noooo, I have to go. I don't wanna go home now!". We laughed. Later on, me and Rich discovered the fireworks by the tills... ARE real fireworks. I told Rich aaaages ago that they were the real ones, but he insisted that they couldn't be the real ones, because we put dummy ones in the plastic case by the tills (you know, so they don't blow up and kill the cashiers). But no. Matthew (manager) has put the REAL ones. All night, me and Rich were just watching them, and saying "I don't feel very safe anymore". LMAO. They are only in a flimsy plastic case as well... So they could easily be set off, or stolen or anything. *Sigh*. Work is such fun ^^ So yeah, I'll try and get those pictures up here soon. Also, I need to change my theme. Might do that later ^^ Ohmigod, Kunoichi! You're not leaving are you?! Guys, guess what... Only about 15 more visits until 3000 ^^ Need another cup of tea. XD Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxx

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