Wednesday, November 7, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 1.21 in the pm Mood: HAPPY! Song: Buried Myself Alive - The Used Heh heh. Thank you for your comments ^^ Heh. My Furuba mangas didn’t arrive yesterday, but they HAVE arrived today =D That ish why I am so happy =D I heard the letterbox flap and I went “ooooh post!” (I seriously get excited every time there’s post!), and I ran into the hall (I was in the kitchen washing up XD), and there were two letters on the floor (both for Mother), and I went “ooh nooo, the mangas haven’t come”. So I put Mum’s letters on the living room table (where I am now, actually - I’m not sat on the table, but I’m in front of it, lmao), and then I thought to myself “but the letterbox flap made a really loud noise, as though someone had used it to get our attention or something”, so I peered through the door window down onto the path, and the yellow bucket (which is outside, God knows why) was right in front of the door. So I thought to myself “I’m sure that wasn’t there earlier”, so I unlocked the door (I keep the door locked all day until Mum comes home - I trust no one. And am very paranoid lmao) and opened it, and there was a parcel leaning against the door, and the bucket was there to hide it (so it didn’t get stolen in case we were out - which I’m not) (I also think I’ve just left the bucket there LMAO) so I picked up the parcel, re-locked the door and started dancing around the kitchen, and to be honest, I wasn’t listening to music that was very danceable to. I do believe I was listening to Always by Bon Jovi. Oh well XD As for that dream, the one where I got shot, now I think about it, it was pretty damn funny. “Do you want a cup of tea, oh wait, it might just fall out of you”. My Dad would actually say that in real life, though XD OH.MI.GOD. I was looking for Kai fanfics yesterday (obsessed?), and I found one with Tala in it (and everyone else of course) and Tala and Kai were sharing a flat or something. And. It. Was. So. Funny. It’s possibly one of the funniest fanfics I have EVER read. If not THE funniest. The first chapter, “Fun With Mr Red”, well, I was quite literally wetting myself at… The second chapter was funny, too, but the third and fourth chapters… Well, it still had SOME humour, but took a more serious turn, lol. Linkage, I think: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3568098/1/Living_with_Stubborn_Pride_and_Insanity I’ve even SAVED the chapters to my laptop. That is how much I loved the fanfic. And I read it after I got home from work last night. I am not joking… Talking of work, actually… Last night it was me, Steph and the boss, Tony. Steph complained that Tony was in too good a mood. He said it was because she was working. She then said he was always miserable when she was working. He replied with “no, I’m happy when you’re working, I’m only miserable when you’re not working”. He then said to me “how could you?” I was completely and utterly bamboozled and said “how could I what?” and he goes “not bail me out last night. Why did you have to leave me stuck with your mother?” I told him I didn’t want to work a Monday night XD When Steph left, she paid for some things with her bank card, and when I took it out of the swipey thing (I actually don’t know what the swipey thing for cards is called 0_o) and said “Steph, why is your bank card bent?” and she goes “oh, that’s because I sat on it”. I was quite literally wetting myself. Tony then said “you know what that means, don’t you? It means you’ve got a big-” and at that point Steph went “oh shut up”. We laughed. And laughed. And laughed . Later on, went I got kicked off tills by Tony (he does it all the time lmao. Kicks me off to face up the entire shop *rolls eyes*) I was going around facing everything, and I got to the milk, and the bell rang. So I went to see what El Bossio wanted, and all he wanted was to ask “how far have you got?”. He does it ALL the time. Well, I’m not getting very bloody far with him ringing the effin bell all the time, am I? Anyway, I returned to milk… Went to face up the 4 pint greeners (semi-skimmed XD), and made a horrifying discovery. Some milk had leaked. Scrap that, A LOT of milk had leaked. At that point I completely lost my head and was going “OHMIGOD! I need tissue! No, a mop! No, I do need tissue! Oh my God! Where’s the leaking carton! Ahhh!” the poor customers must’ve thought I was mad. I went and got some tissue, but the was so much milk I just went and got Tony to do it XD Neither of us found the split milk 0_o We actually couldn’t find it. Tony said someone must’ve bought it, but I thought “well, if they’d’ve bought it, it would’ve leaked all over the tills when being scanned, right?”. There was no milk on the tills, and I don’t ever remember there being any milk on the tills 0_o So it’s possibly still on the shelf somewhere, left for the people on the early shift this morning (I.e. Richard, my Mum, and mad-as-a-hen-who-quit-smoking-yesterday June). Then there was the magical elves thing. OhmifuckingGod that was hilarious. After I finished facing the entire bloody shop, I went on the hunt for the Magical Elves (that isn’t as weird as it sounds and I wasn’t wasted or stoned XD). The Magical Elves are these little chocolates, a bit like Freddos, but in the shape of Elves, and they have that popping candy within the chocolate. I’m sure you know which popping candy I mean. When you eat it, it pops in your mouth. Anyway, the Magical Elves are Christmas stock, so I was looking all around the top shelves and the Christmas stands and I just couldn’t find the bloody Elves. Then I returned to the tills. And found them. They’re below the bloody tills, aren’t they? So of course I wouldn’t have seen them XD Anyway, I started singing about the Magical Elves. Of course, Tony thought I’d officially lost it by then and he was like “what the hell are you on?!” then these two chavs came in the shop, and I was still looking at the Elves, and singing about them, and Tony goes “she’s a raving lunatic, this one” to the two chavs we don’t even know!! Thank you. Anyway, I persuaded Tony to let me buy an Elf, and he goes “yes, ok, as long as you’re going to pay for it”, and he goes to scan it, and I go “can I go get my purse, first?” and he just shouts “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!”. I love winding him up. He also loves winding me up. Anyway, I bought my Elf (and 4 pints of milk and some hot chocolate - bloody Mother ringing me up to tell me to buy some bloody milk, but I bought hot chocolate because I wanted to) and then still stood there looking at them, and I go “wow! They’re all different! There are different Elves!” and Tony goes “yes. That’s why they’re called Magical ELVES. If it was just one elf, they’d be called Magical Elf, wouldn’t they?”. I have to admit, that shut me up. Lmao. Anyway, when we’d closed the shop, Tony was about to take off Till 2 (meaning he was about to close it, and note down how much money was in there and stuff) and he took out a silver coin, that was the same size as a 10p, but wasn’t a 10p. It was a quarter. From America. That got me all excited again because I was like “it’s a quarter! From America! Where Americans are! And they use these!”. I was completely and utterly mad last night XD Anyway, a quarter is 25cents, right? Which means I now have (Tony let me keep the quarter XD) about 27cents. As I have one or two other cents. I’m well on my way to coming to America. With my 27cents XD … What can I buy over there with 27 cents? Not a lot, I’m guessing XD Well, I’m off. I need to read my mangas, get ready for work, and find food *rolls eyes*. Oh no, wait. I have another can of lung tubes in the larder. I’ll have that before I go to work. I shall try and get back to you guys. I got up a tad late today, so I’ll comment tomorrow =) Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxx

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