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Vitals

Birthday
• 1989-10-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• England - The Midlands
Member Since
• 2006-08-27
Occupation
• A dog's body at a Tesco store
Real Name
• Emma

Personal

Achievements
• Got to Senior Otaku++ism!! Passed GCSE's, making a lot of new friends on here, failed every single A-level, my stories have become popular on ff.net...
Anime Fan Since
• 1997.
Favorite Anime
• BEYBLADE!
Goals
• To get my fanfictions even more popular.
Hobbies
• Writing and sleeping.
Talents
• Being completely isane XD And writing, I guess.

myOtaku.com: Emmah

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 10.25 in the pm
Mood: Drunk

Do you know what it’s time for? Do ya? Do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya?

Yah. It’s time for the post I said I was gonna write when druink! And so here I am! Drunk!

I didn’t get wasted last night, because my wrist was hurting so bad. So I went to bed. At 8.30pm.

So, the alcohol was in the fridge (that just took me three attempts to spell - and the word spell took me two attempts to spell XD) beckoning me to drink it. So I have. All of it.

I am quite literally “tiddled” as my Mum said.

The only problem with me getting a bit tiddled, is that I need ot pee every 5 minutes.

I’ve been eating beef, toio.

There were two pancakes in a frying pan

The first one turns and says to the second one and says "Phew its hot in here"

the second one screams "Oh, my God, a talking pancake!!"

Hahaha.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
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