Monday, November 26, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 11.31 in the am Mood: Blank Listening To: Ed, Edd, ‘n’ Eddy (my sister’s got a day off from school *rolls eyes*) I have just realised something… The girl out of Shrooms (the one who survived), well her name didn’t begin with ‘A’ at all. But it was short. I THINK she was called Tara. It definitely had an ‘A’ in it or two. Anyway, thank you for your comments ^^ Magnus Lensherr, sorry for calling you Maggie LMAO. I’d eaten too much Haribo last night, and was feeling… Hyper and random. Fwahahaha. On the subject of comments… I guess none of you have ever noticed this, have you?? The number of kisses I put at the bottom of my posts is for every comment I got on my last post ^^ Oh, I forgot to mention the anal probing in yesterday’s post, didn’t I? (That sounds so wrong - for a good reason, too) At work on Thursday, these two guys came in. And the one man comes in quite often, and he must have something wrong with his legs or his hip or something, because he walks REALLY oddly. I am not joking. I mean REALLY odd. Anyway, he and his mate started talking about anal probing (I have no idea how they managed to start talking about that). And the funny-walking one turned to me and said “do you think there’s anything wrong with anal probing?” and I was a tad confused as to why I was suddenly being dragged into the conversation. But anyway, I said “nope. There’s nothing wrong with it at all”, and he turned to his mate and said “see? Even she says there’s nothing wrong with it!” and then he turned back to me and said “do you like getting anal probed?”. At this point, I was like WHAT.THE.FUCK.JUST.GO.AWAY.YOU.ANAL.PROBING.FREAKS. And I replied with “I can’t say I’ve ever had it” so he turns back to his mate and said “she’s never had it. But I love a bit of anal probing, me”. It then struck me why the guy walks so funny. Maybe it’s not because of something wrong with his legs or hips. Maybe it’s from all that anal probing? I’m sorry, I had to share that with you guys. It was SO random. Afterwards, Nat came round the corner, and was like “what the hell were they talking about?” and so I just said “anal probing”, and she just walked off. Oh, me and my sister had a race to the post. Heh. The post came through the door, and I ran out of the living room, and she came running down the stairs, and I won =D No post for me, though. Yeah, she’s got the day off school. Teacher’s training day or some stupid crap like that. She fucks me right off. I actually pretty much hate her. I mean, she just came down the stairs to tell me to go upstairs where she’s playing on Sims 2 Pets on the PS2 and see which wallpaper would be good in the kitchen. WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE? I just told her to fuck off because it’s a stupid game and I don’t give a flying fuck what wallpaper she uses. Bear in mine, she’s only 10. I hate her XD Oh, I just squirted Bert. That sounded SO wrong. Bert (the Bonsai Tree) was looking and feeling a bit dry, but I’ve forgotten how to water him properly (something like submerging him up to so high in a bowl of water… I dunno, I’m leaving it to Mum when she gets home), so I’ve squirted him with water instead (I’m pretty sure you have to do that often, anyway). The my idiotic sister comes in and squirts him again. Why can’t she just GO AWAY. She also turns the T.V. to Dora the fucking Explorer and baby programmes, because she knows they piss me off. Ok. I’m done ranting =D I’ve commented you all (well, except one, as the comments has just given - I lie, they’re working now). So that’s good… Erm. Yah. I shall see you people around =D Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxx

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