Wednesday, November 28, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 12.54 in the am Mood: Crazy Song: Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis What is it with men and scratching their balls? I’m sorry, that’s not as random as it sounds. At work last night, about 5 men came in (all at different times) and they all gave their bits a good groping. I was like “ewww can’t you do that in the privacy of your own car or home or something?”. Mr I-Like-To-Be-Anal-Probed came in, too. He’s not hard to miss, with that walk. You can probably imagine what I was like. I was trying so so hard not to laugh or grin or just generally crack up. In the end, I had to smile just so I wouldn’t explode or something. Oh, and then there was the underage girl. I’m so proud of myself XD She came in (she’s still at school, so she’s definitely not of age to buy alcohol), and got a bottle of WKD Blue, and two big bottles of Strongbow. I asked her for I.D. and she said she didn’t have any. I told her I couldn’t serve her because I’d asked for I.D. and she couldn’t show me any. So she threw the biggest fit ever saying “oh for God’s sake!” and she stormed off, and kicked one of our Christmas display boxes (I think it was the one holding the wrapping paper). Then this bloke came in. He picked up a bottle of WKD Blue and then asks me “have you got any bottles of Strongbow? Two of them?”. HOW SUSPICIOUS IS THAT? Does that girl think I’m thick or something? So I told him I did, but that a girl had just come in trying to buy the exact same thing, and he tried to convince me it was for himself. Yeah, right. Anyway, I called for Matt (the manager - it was just me and him working last night because both people who said they’d do a Tuesday night from now on backed out of it, which pissed me off) and told him about the girl and the man now trying to buy the same thing as the girl. The bloke tried telling Matt it was for himself and Matt goes “hang on” and walks off over to the door. He comes back to me and said “was it a girl in a grey hooded top trying to buy it?” and I was like “yup, that’s her” and he goes to the man trying to buy the alcohol “well, there’s enough suspicion to stop us from serving you, because we believe you’re buying it for her”. The bloke tried saying he didn’t even know her, but he did walk out without an argument, thank God. Anyway, Matt, goes back to the door, watches the bloke, and then comes back to me and said “guess who he’s talking to?” and I go “the girl?” and Matt nodded and walked off. Then the customer I was serving was like “well done you! I heard the girl say ‘where is he?’, too”. If that girl hadn’t tried to buy the alcohol minutes before the bloke came in trying to buy it for her, I might’ve served him. But nope… Apparently kids today think we’re thick. We’re not. Bwahaha. There I go again, rambling on about work. It seems I have nothing better to talk about XD I actually have nothing more to say. Oh! I do!! It’s my orthodontist appointment tomorrow! Should be interesting… Let’s see how much this is all gonna cost me. I’m not made of money… I get paid just over £500 a month… And I only have about £60 left in the bank at the moment. Hopefully my appointment tomorrow won’t cost anything. Or if it does, I hope it doesn’t cost too much. Luckily, I get paid on Friday =) Shopping, woohoo!! I need to go Christmas shopping soon X_X I haven’t even started yet! Oh yeah, back on the work front… Matt was telling these really crap jokes last night. It was doing my head in. I’d be on till, just standing around doing nothing (because I was in a bad mood, lmao), and then Matt would appear from just, like, nowhere. And then he’d tell a REALLY crap joke about Micael Owen and football, laugh at it, and then walk off. He was doing my head in. I want to show you guys a comment his Chelsea girl has left my mate Nick. But Photobucket won’t load *shakes fist*. If I give you the link to Nick’s Bebo page: http://www.bebo.com/noggin90 I think his page is set to public, I dunno. Yeah… I’m just really pissed that she’s STILL talking about me behind my back to other people. Especially friends of mine. It looks like she’s doing what she used to do. She used to turn all my friends against me when we’d have an argument. I’ll copy and paste her comment in case you guys can’t see Nick’s page: “Chelsea Cull I really, really don't like Emma anymore. I hate the way she treated me and just everything about her makes my blood boil...LMAO. But that's cool cus I don't need her anyway. I'm recovering...Lol. But I'm fucking ill now. Parents think I have a chest infection. Boo. Hows work?” The way I treated her? Ahem. Yes. I didn’t treat her like anything, because I tried distancing myself as much as I could. Y’know, I like how she’s saying all of this to friends I visit and talk to?? It’s like she’s deliberately setting out to hurt me. It’s not working =P Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxx

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