myOtaku.com: Emmah

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1989-10-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• England - The Midlands
Member Since
• 2006-08-27
Occupation
• A dog's body at a Tesco store
Real Name
• Emma

Personal

Achievements
• Got to Senior Otaku++ism!! Passed GCSE's, making a lot of new friends on here, failed every single A-level, my stories have become popular on ff.net...
Anime Fan Since
• 1997.
Favorite Anime
• BEYBLADE!
Goals
• To get my fanfictions even more popular.
Hobbies
• Writing and sleeping.
Talents
• Being completely isane XD And writing, I guess.

myOtaku.com: Emmah

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

A New Year, Therefore I Need A New Title. And A New Theme

Time: 9.53 in the pm
Mood: Happy

Wello wello well¡¦ Look what we have here¡¦ One little Emmah, happily sat in front of her laptop (finally), posting away to her heart¡¯s content (ish).

So how did your Christmases and New Year¡¯s go?? Well, my Christmas was fab. T¡¯was funny as fuck. We always have a massive family gathering, and my Auntie had brought along this game called Balderdash. I¡¯m not even gonna bother explaining the rules, because I didn¡¯t fully understand them myself (and before anyone says ¡°was it because you were drunk?¡±, no, it wasn¡¯t. I was fully sober). Anyway, basically, everyone gets a turn of saying out a word, and everyone else has to write down what it means - but they have to be made up and funny.

Me and Mum got a word called ¡°liripoop¡±. Needless to say, when I was reading out all of everyone¡¯s definitions, I got the giggles so bad. So Mum took over and tried to read out the rest of the definitions, but I was laughing so hard that it just caught on and she started laughing, too. It took ages for us to finally say the definitions, which were something like:

~ A small turd
~ A type of poo
~ A plant that only grows in cow pats
~ the poo of a liri dog
~ a captains hat

See why we couldn¡¯t stop laughing?

So, my New Year¡¦ Was boring. I went to bed at 10 to 11, got back up just before midnight, and then went back to bed at half 12. I was knackered lmao. I also had work today (no rest for the wicked¡¦). It was quite hilarious. This woman came in, and she wanted some batteries, only, we keep the condoms next to the batteries, so this woman said ¡°can I have some AA Durex batteries?¡± (Note for those who don¡¯t know: Durex make the condoms). That got me, Nat and the woman herself giggling away. We just couldn¡¯t stop. So all night me and Nat have been going to each other, and Tony the boss, ¡°Do you want any batteries?¡±. God it was funny.

Well, I¡¯d best be off. I¡¯ll post again tomorrow, I promise!!

Love&stuff
¢¾ Emmah ¢¾
xxxxxxxxxx

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