Wednesday, February 27, 2008

   AHHHH!!! EARTHQUAKE!!!

Time: 12.55 in the pm Mood: Hyper Currently: Munching on chocolate Song: When We Die - Bowling For Soup HOLY COW UP A TREE! There was an earthquake here! Ok, firstly, thanks for your comments. Best thank you before I start ranting away. So, yes. We had an earthquake! Dunno where the epicentre was. The TV didn’t as such say. Somewhere in Lincolnshire? I dunno. Anyway, it was the largest earthquake since 1985? Sometime in the 80’s, anyway. It measure 5.2 on the Richter Scale. And it happened just before 1am. Which is odd. I never felt it (but, like, everyone else did), and I’d just gone to bed at something like half 12. So you’d think I’d wake up, wouldn’t you? But noooo. I miss all the excitement *pout*. Who was it that asked? Jangalian? Yes, it was you. No, I don’t go to school XD I finished High School and passed my GCSE’s with good grades (for me, anyway). Then I attempted 6th form/college, and they just piled so much on us, and the teachers were crap, and they were all Hitler’s, that I just gave them the finger and quit. It really was shit there. Ahem. One day, I will find something more exciting to talk about, rather than work. But it is funny there. Bossman Tony told me another joke last night. It got me giggling so much, that I couldn’t stop smiling, even when I had to serve this customer, and he was like “you look happy”. Yeah. Anyway, to the joke. ~~~ There were three Nuns. And they wanted to leave the world of Nundom (ok, there was another word for it, but I’ve forgotten what). So they went to Chief Nun (that’s not what they’re called, is it?) and asked “how do we stop being Nuns?”. Anyway, Chief Nun says “you have to do something really sinful”. So the three Nuns walked off to think about what they could do that was sinful. The first Nun goes back to Chief Nun, and Chief Nun asks what they did. The first Nun said “I took a child’s bike and threw it in the river”. Chief Nun says “well, that’s theft, and is a sin. Go and wash your mouth out with Holy Water, and leave the world of Nundom” (I really can’t remember the word… Is it Convent?). The second Nun comes back, and again, Chief Nun asks what they did. The second Nun says “I had sex with a married man”. Chief Nun says “that’s adultery, and is a sin. Go and wash your mouth out with Holy Water and leave the world of Nundom”. The third Nun comes back, and Chief Nun asks what they did. The third Nun goes “I peed in the Holy Water”. ~~~ LMFAO! I’m sorry, but it is hilarious. The way Tony told it, though was better. Hmmm. Ok, question time. I have two possible themes for March. You know I mentioned the one, well, now I have another possible one. Option 1) Apples and Bananas (that was the original one, because I have a perfect song for it) Option 2) Foxes. Or, to be more specific, Poplar the fox from Imadoki. He is SO cute! I can’t decide =/ Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxx

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