Wednesday, March 12, 2008

   I Still Didn't Get That Phone Call!

Time: 10.13 in the am Mood: Scared Currently: Staring sadly at my empty cup Song: At A Medium Pace - Adam Sandler (this isn’t the best song to sing to, but I am XD) I will start, by thanking you all for the comments, as usual. And now I shall move onto the ranting about what a really SHIT 24 hours I’ve had! Well, firstly, I am trying to type this blind. Not like, really blind, but everything is blurred. Do you know why? This is where the shittyness starts. I was getting ready for work yesterday, as I do, and I was putting eyeliner on and everything. Once I’d finished, I went to go put my glasses on. But I hear a snap, and I’m thinking “oh shit”, and I look at them, and they’ve BROKEN. So I had to go all night at work last night, with blurry vision. The managers were like “why didn’t you just put some sell tape on them?”. Well, they’d broken just next to where the arm of the glasses attaches to the frame, so I can’t, really. Anyway, even the customers noticed I wasn’t wearing them. This regular guy came in, and he goes “there’s something different about you… Are you wearing contacts?” I laughed and said no, that I’d somehow managed to break my glasses XD It didn’t end there, though. Ben was in the health and beauty aisle, putting some stock out, and I was on till. But then we decided to rotate so I was putting the rest of what he had out, and he came on till. Anyway, opposite the health and beauty stuff, is pet food, and next to the H/B stuff is washing powder, and fabric conditioner and everything. So anyway, I got some cat food from off the bottom of the trolley, and pushed it on the top of the trolley… Where a broken bottle of fabric conditioner was. Ben has neglected to tell me he’d broken it. So of course, with just my luck, it goes flying off the trolley, and EXPLODES over me, the stock and generally everything in the vicinity! And Ben looks up at me, and goes “oh, was that the bottle of fabric conditioner I broke?” Needless to say. I was not impressed. I was in shock, everything was blue, including me, and THEN he tells me he broke it! I took it out back and complained very loudly to Matt and Andrea. They just looked at me, and I could tell they were gonna laugh. Andrea said “you’re not having a very good night, are you?” Luckily, the rest of the night went without serious incident. Matt did give me some wine to put out on the shelves, though. After the fabric conditioner incident, I wasn’t feeling brave enough to do it, so I went back on tills and let Ben do it. We both thought it was safest. So when it came to closing time, me and Matt stepped outside, and it was raining. Typical. But do you know what was even MORE typical? The fact that it turned to HAIL when we got outside!! So there we were, being pelted by hail. We went to the car park where all our staff park their cars, and Matt went to get “Booboo” (his car - really, just don’t ask). And as soon as we get in the car, the hail disappears and it starts to lightly rain again. Frickin’ typical. Then Matt dropped me off home, and I got out of the car, said bye, and it was really windy, and I was being blown into the little hedges along our path. I get to our front door… Try the handle… And… IT’S LOCKED. And I didn’t have my keys with me or anything. Obviously, my bloody Father had locked the door before going to bed, and everyone else was asleep. So there I was, stood outside, knocking and flapping the letterbox. And Mum appears and she goes “you’re father’s obviously locked the door. AGAIN” (this isn’t the first time he’s locked me out). Anyway… Yesterday, after waiting nearly 6 hours for that fucking phone call, and it STILL didn’t come, I phoned them back. And the same bloke answered and he goes “oh yeah, your message is still waiting here for one of the instructors”. Yes, well, you said they’d “phone shortly”. What, shortly in 2 days? In the end, it wasn’t my problem, because I had to go to work, so if they phoned me at like 8pm or something stupid, I wasn’t home. So it was all their fault that this still isn’t sorted. If it isn’t sorted by the next week, I’m gonna ask for that number of Laura’s driving instructor. Fuck Progressive UK. Oh, I have to pick up my prescription from the doctors today. And it’s my operation tomorrow!! EEEEK! And then I have the dentist in 4 weeks. And I have to go back to the orthodontist in about a month. Oh, and to top it all off, I’ve got an optometrist appointment today, to test my eyes and to get some new glasses *rolls eyes*. It’s all just building up. I cannot wait for this year to be over! I may actually ask to try contact lenses. Oh yes… My ex-crush came in the shop last night. He went to Matt at first and bought some alcohol. But then Matt had to run off, so I went on till, and then ex-crush (Sam) came back and bought some… Nik Naks? And a chocolate bar? Possibly? I can’t remember. Anyway, I gave him his change, and we just like, made eye contact for AGES and then he was like “thanks” and I was like “thanks” and then he walked away… And then I was like “damn, you’re still hot”. LOL. My Mum just phoned. I thought it was gonna be Progressive. Anyway, she warned me not to go buying really expensive frames for my glasses. And then she was like “erm, when you come down… Can you, erm… Can you… Bring me down my chocolate éclairs?” I was like “that’s all you want me to do? You want me to bring you down your sweets? Only if I remember XD” and she goes “you’d better. I want my sweeties”. She won’t have them if I eat them first. Ha ha. I laugh in her general direction. I am singing aloud, very badly, and very loudly, to this song. It’s not good. Oh, song’s changed now. And I’m still singing XD Schweaty Balls BasketCat BoredCat Gene Simmons Ferret Cats Grow In Trees !!!!! This Glass Tastes Funny Plan Not Work Sorry this post is like, uber long. But I guess it’s extra for tomorrow. Because I have to be at hospital for 8am, I’ll be in for the majority of the day. So, I doubt I’ll be online. And if for any reason I do come online, I will be high on the drugs XD Thinking about it, I have to go to babysit my Gran tonight (she’s like, 76 or something). She keeps falling over and hurting herself, and my other Gran (ok, the Gran I am babysitting is actually my Great-Gran) is going to a Westlife concert (oooh exciting =/), so I am needed. Yes, bear in mind I will be staying over at Gran’s until about 9pm, and after that, I need to come home, bathe eat, and so on in preparation for the op tomorrow =/ People don’t want much from me, do they? *Rolls eyes*. I’d better go and get ready for my eye test. See you all on Friday, hopefully!! Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxx P.S. Sorry if all the writing goes funny. I dunno why it does that when I modify posts =/

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