Thursday, April 24, 2008

   Woodchucking Woodchucker Chucks Wood-Like Wood That Only A Woodchucking Woodchucker Can Chuck!

Time: Mood: Sad =( Currently: Staring sadly at my empty cup of tea Song: Still Figuring Out - Elliot Minor Dudes, I apologise for my absence. Not that you’d probably noticed XD I didn’t mean to be gone since Saturday… It just happened. Actually, I was around… Just floating. And never got the chance to update =/ Ok, this post may well be long now. If Windows Security pops up one more time saying I have no antivirus, I may well smash it. I do happen to have an antivirus - I’m installing it as I speak (the old one expired). Sunday What happened Sunday? Not a lot, I can tell you. I went to work, and we had a new person being interviewed. Shari, her name is (pronounced ‘Cherie’). Erm, she had her interview, went and worked on the tills with Julie for a bit, then Bossman Tony told me to go get her off the till so she could work some stock with me. She’s nice. And bubbly. And very loud XD Monday Day Of Rubbishness I hope I’ve gotten that strike-through code right XD Day started off well. I woke up. Had a cup of tea, with some Custard Creams (it’s bloody typical that I’ve ran out and so can’t have any today *pout*), aaaand… Did something. Can’t remember what. Erm, I was about to leave the house to go to my Auntie’s to have my hair done, and as I attempted to close the bathroom door (to stop certain cats from drinking out of the toilet - erlack!) I TRAPPED MY FINGER in the door! IT BLOODY HURT! I was stood there, jumping up and down shouting “OWWWW OWWW FUCKITY OWWWW!” God knows what the neighbours thought. That also happened to be a Juno quote. Anyway, I looked at my poor finger, and I managed to cut a chunk out of it, but it hasn’t fully come off (eww), and it was bleeding. I currently have a plaster on it. Anyway, then I had to somehow ride my bike down to my Nan’s, drop that off, go down town to get some money, and some plasters, and then I FINALLY got to my Auntie’s XD My hair is now super-short and a normal brown. Ish. Tuesday Have you ever seen a woodchucker chuck wood that a woodchucker chucks? That is not an easy thing to say. Anyway, went to work, and talked to CHELSEA. You remember the one. The one I stopped being friends with all of a sudden last year. She gave me her number, and we’re going out to a club/pub thing on 3rd May with Emily and Jess. We’ve been texting each other non-stop since. It’s like we never stopped being friends XD And My Mum came into the shop and gave Chelsea a hug =/ Erm, what else? Oh, this guy comes in, and he goes “this poor disabled bloke is being wrestled into a police van by police” (what else would he be wrestled into a police van by? An elephant?). To which me and Rich replied with: “Oh, Sefton, then?” (Sefton: one-legged man, Pegleg, I’m sure you remember him being mentioned before in my posts - the local weirdo. Carries around coat hangers and knives). Anyway, it turned out that it really was Sefton. Anyway, this bloke who told us was like “I feel really sorry for him, because they [the police] are being really heavy-handed”, and Rich was like “dude, he carries KNIVES around and threatens people with them!” Oh, yeah, Bossman asked me to work an hour earlier than normal. Cheeky git. I said yes, anyway, because it was only an hour extra XD Wednesday Got told the news by Mum that Sefton has been arrested AGAIN. For a different reason to whatever Tuesday night’s reason was. Anyway, Sefton was apparently taking a bath, and he put BLEACH in it. He got in, apparently got out (because bleach bloody hurts!), and walked out of his house NAKED shouting and raving and stuff. Anyway, the Comminuty Support Officer, Ryan, told the local drunk and homeless guy, Barney (are you keeping up? Lol) to take Sefton back into his house because “I’m not touching him when he’s naked”. LMAO. So Barney takes him back inside. And because Sefton’s neighbours are so annoyed with him, they hacked the wheels off his office chair (he did have a wheelchair - but I think someone stole it). So he can’t actually go anywhere. Unless he attaches his leg. I dunno if he still has his attachable leg, though. That might’ve been stolen, too. So yeah, a little while later, another police van came along and carted him off. Went to work. Told Rich that story about Sefton’s nakedness. He found it very amusing. Erm… Rich also showed me (briefly) the new way to do Job 14 (reductions - I’m sure you remember me talking about them XD). Yes. There is a new way to do them, a more complicated way. And our store is the test store. To see if it goes alright. Pfft. LOL. Anyway, at the moment, just the managers know how to do it, and they’re doing training for it. Then I guess we’ll all get shown next week =/ Today Got work at 6. We have another new person tonight - Jack. Me and Rich were like “oh, well that’s a bit of a bugger, because I’ve served him alcohol and cigarettes - and he’s only 17”. But then, most people have. He won’t be able to get away with it now, though. Internet WILL NOT WORK. I NEED it to work so I can install this damn antivirus, but it just won’t work. I’m officially pissed off. I want Mum to phone them up RIGHT NOW and tell them to GET FUCKED. Christ, this post is almost 2 pages already. I was gonna put up some LOLcats (if the internet ever decides to work), but with 2 pages already… Erm, no. Internet’s finally working, antivirus is finally installed. Need to order my Mum’s birthday present now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BADKARMAGOPHER87!! Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxx

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