Sunday, May 4, 2008

   A Good Night Was Had By All?

Time: 21.58 in the pm (I may post this again tomorrow) Mood: Am I still hungover? LOL Currently: In bed. Song: Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u. Christ. On. A. Bike. A good night was had by all indeed. Well, sort of. Last night… Was so frickin’ funny, but then there was the fight incident. So, we first went to the pub, got us some drinks (I had vodka and coke =P) and went and sat outside. We finished our drinks, and went to get some more. Finished those, and Emily declared that she felt sick, and it was probably because she hadn’t eaten all day. So then we ended up in Subway. Originally, it was just Emily who was gonna eat, but we all ended up buying something. Me and Emily both had a tuna and mayo sandwich thing. Chelsea had a ham one. Then once we’d eaten, we decided we needed to pee (it’s amazing that I’m remembering all this XD). So, we went back to the pub, and used the loos… Now, I think this is when we decided to have the first round of shots. I had a Sourz Apple shot, so did Emily, I think, and Chelsea had a Jager (pronounced: yayger) or two. No, she had a Jager and a Sourz Peach. After we finished those, I bought us all Smirnoff Ices. Then after that, I think Emily bought me a vodka and coke, and herself and Chelsea a Southern Comfort and coke. Then Chelsea bought more shots. Emily had a Sourz Peach, I had another Sourz Apple, and Chelsea had two Jagers AND a Sourz Peach! She then thought it would be a good idea to steal the shot glasses. So we did. LMAO. Erm, then I bought Emily and Chelsea a Smirnoff Ice each, and I had a Smirnoff Black Ice. I remember complaining because I couldn’t taste anything XD Then Chelsea went and talked to two guys called Ben and Ed. Me and Emily sat there like goosegogs. Amazingly, we weren’t that drunk. Just getting there. Chelsea was gone, lmao. Then we needed to go to the bank, because Emily lost her money, and Chelsea was running out, and so was I. I was only going to get about £30, and Chelsea then pressed the £100 button. I now have about £80 in my purse, which is all Chelsea’s fault XD Then we went to the club, called Evolution (the pub we were in was called the Pig and Drum), and all it played was rock music =D Like, Fall Out Boy, Blink 182, The Offspring… I loved it XD When we went to pay (and got stamps on our hands =D), the woman was just taking the money for me and Emily, when this cat jumped up on the counter. It was SOOOOOOOOO cute! Then we got some more Smirnoff Ices. After this, I really was drunk. We got more Smirnoff Ices after that, and Chelsea went off with this other guy called Ben. Different to the one earlier. We shall call him Rockabilly Ben. Then I remember telling Emily that it “was that time of the night when you just need to pee continuously”. I seriously said that. So, off I toddled, up the stairs, turned left, straight ahead, into the women’s loos… All fine and dandy. Then when I came out, I forgot which way the stairs were. So, me being the rather drunk person I was, decided to follow this bloke… … Into the men’s toilets. I walked in there, and all these men were lined up and I remember saying “oh, these aren’t the stairs” and walked back out. I did find the stairs, but nearly fell down them because I was giggling away to myself so much LOL. When I told Emily and Cowboy Dan (don’t ask - I remember debating with Emily, because Dan doesn’t actually look like a cowboy), Emily just burst into laughter. Chelsea did the same when I found her and told her XD I think I texted some people about it, too. Then me, Emily and Cowboy Dan went outside, and I met Emily’s brother. He is mad. I thought she was mad, but he is madder. Imagine me. But ten times worse, and male. There you have Emily’s brother. Doesn’t bear thinking about, does it? Anyway, I think he gave me a hug, and then I met his latest girlfriend, Hannah, and we hugged, too. There was a lot of hugging. Then we went back inside… And Emily’s brother (James, Jay or Whitby - whichever people were calling him) was there, too. He moves fast XD He was leaving, and he left, but when we turned back around, he was there again. We were super confused. Then I remember Chelsea rushing past me. And then I declared I needed to pee again. Then we found Chelsea upstairs with Rockabilly Ben, and Emily went over to see what was wrong (Chelsea was freaking out and crying and so on), and Em told me to go to the loo. So I did, and when I came out, Chelsea came rushing in. Emily told me to go give Chelsea and hug and comfort her, whilst she was gonna talk to Rockabilly Ben to see what had happened. I remember walking back into the toilets (I say walking - I was more like staggering, because I was stupidly drunk), and I could hear Chelsea crying in one of the loos. I remember shouting something along the lines of “I’m here for you Chelsea, and I understand if you don’t want to open the door if you’re peeing”. And so the I opened the door to the toilets and shouted out to Emily “I can’t comfort her - she’s locked herself in the bloody toilet!”. Come to think of it, I shouted everything that night. I never said anything normally. Then Chelsea came out of the loo, and went and sat over on this side thingy. Me and Emily went and sat with her, and then Rockabilly Ben kept coming in (yes, into the ladies!). I remember I was trying to lean against the toilet door, but I kept slipping and falling over. And I kept giving Chelsea toilet tissue. LMAO. Anyway, it turned out that she was outside with Rockabilly Ben, and this fight broke out next to them, and there was a lot of blood, and she got some on her, and it made her think of a time when one of her friends was attacked with a knife. She calmed down after that, and I remember just somehow having Chelsea’s phone (can’t remember anyone actually giving it to me) and this random girl was trying to help me send a message LMAO. I gave up in the end, found Matt’s (Chelsea’s boyfriend) number, and was gonna send him a message from my phone. Until Emily saw what I’d written and told me not to. I can’t remember what I’d written, in all honesty. Anyway, Emily texted Matt to tell him to phone Chelsea, which he did. I remember apologising to him on the phone. I think it was for letting Chelsea have Smirnoff (she gets really emotional). Then we left for the taxi, and we were walking down the street, when this girl just fell over and collapsed. She was paralytic and was having a fit. The one “friend” of hers said that she’d be alright, but I remember wanting to call an ambulance lol. I nearly did until I saw a Police Car, and Emily and Chelsea explained to them about the girl. Then we really did go get the taxi. When we were in the taxi, I remember searching for my phone, and I couldn’t find it. Apparently, I said “I my phone’s not in my fucking bag”. Can’t remember that XD I do remember, however, Chelsea saying “is it in your pocket?” and then I checked and was like “why, yes. It is”. We laughed. Woke up this morning with a bit of a hangover to the sound of thunder. Evilness. Walked to my Nan’s house about 10am, and she made me bacon sandwiches =D Then had to go to work XD Julie was feeling sorry for me, until she found out the reason I had a headache was because I’d been on the piss XD Just checked my phone for pictures from last night. I have two. Both taken in the loos of the Pig and Drum. Very scary pictures. One of me, one of Chelsea. Chelsea took quite a few, so once she gets those uploaded and stuff, I’ll show you guys them. A couple of them are actually quite funny. Erm… Work itself, today… Was more bearable once I’d taken headache tablets XD Quite boring, actually. I stayed an extra 15 minutes to cover 4 members of staff being in the office doing an “informal discussion”. I.e. someone getting bollocked, but it not being and official warning. Otherwise, it was just Owen to fend off the many customers that decided to buy things. Evil customers. I’m exhausted. I also never want to see alcohol ever again. Too bad that I have a big bottle of Smirnoff Ice in the fridge =P And have plans to go out again in a few weeks time XD Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxx

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