Wednesday, May 21, 2008

   She Who Didn't Sing "I'm Horny", But Did Get Pictures. Ish.

Time: 10.24 in the am Mood: Giggly Currently: Giggling Song: The Rose - Westlife What, in the name of arse, has happened to all my mad music? I just seem to be listening to calming music. And I seem to be taking things more seriously… Hmmm, maybe it’s a sign of my true maturiosity showing through. Scary bananas. Then again, maybe not. I did buy a Spongebob phone sock for my mobile. Ahem. Excuse me whilst I go and DESTROY some technology, for it is all complete and utter BOLLOCKS. If you hadn’t guessed, my internet isn’t working, so I’m having a fiddle (oo-er!) around with it to try and get it to work. Ahhh all fours lights are on, so now all I need the laptop to do is recognise that we have internet working… … Which it now has done =D Houston, we have a problem. A super big one. In the name of ‘Emmah-has-the-horn-majorly-bad-for-that-super-hot-and-ridiculously-sexy-foreign-guy’. Erm, yeah, he came in the shop last night. And I was waiting for him. … Oo-er! Anyway, I was watching the door whilst serving, and every time I heard the front door creak open, I’d crane my neck over the tills (nearly head butting the current customer) to see if it was him. In the end, it was him, but luckily, I wasn’t serving when he came in. Seriously, I nearly wet myself. LOL. So, then, once I knew he was in the shop, I was grinning away to myself, and my brain was saying REALLY stupid things, so then I was just stood there, muttering away to myself “shut up, brain. Shut up, brain…” repeatedly. I must’ve looked schizophrenic. Anyway, then it came to taking the pictures of him for you guys (which I have problems with, by the way), I was shuffling behind one of the shelves, and then I did the stupid thing of saying “ZOOM ZOOM!” really loudly whilst zooming in on him. Luckily, he didn’t turn round. So, I have a picture of the back of him… And one of the side of him. Which he nearly caught me getting, I’ll have you know. I was back on tills, and then he was up the aisle that’s right opposite the tills… And so I whipped out my phone, zoomed again (without sound effects this time), and I took the photo, and then he LOOKED AT ME. And so, to try and cover up the really obvious fact that I was taking a picture of him, I said “oh, silly phone, what ARE you doing?”. Which convinced no one. Not even me. I don’t think he realised that I was actually taking a picture of him, though. So it’s all good. I didn’t get to serve him, though =( Some stupid fat bastard wanted bottles of Coca-Cola, and so Matt got to serve the super-hot-and-ridiculously-sexy-foreign-guy. He did say bye to me, though. The foreign guy, not Matt. I also had a dream about him last night. Again, the foreign guy. Not Matt. I won’t go into details. You don’t want to know. But, yeah. You people won’t be able to see the photos of him yet, because it so happens that the extension card for my memory card in my phone, doesn’t actually fit into my fabulous printer. This means that I am going to have to set the desktop computer BACK up, install the new antivirus into it so I don’t shove any viruses on it, and then link my phone to that computer, and then shove everything in Photobucket (after connecting the internet back to the desktop). Bloody Hell. That’s gonna take ages. And now that I think about it… I didn’t even THINK of singing “I’m Horny” to the foreign guy *cannot be bothered to type all of that out again XD*. Maybe next time. Heh heh. I’ve just actually read your comments. Thank you, people. You are officially all mad. LOL. What with the uncoughing, wait, apparently ‘uncoughing’ isn’t a word. It came up with ‘unclogging’. Oo-er. Anyway, with that, and your gay security guys, and the ninja-ness, and… stuff. Yes. You are all mad. For anyone who wants to know, or who actually reads it, I have uploaded another chapter of my fanfic. I really need to find out how to STOP the author notes at the beginning from getting underlined, and then half of the actual chapter itself from getting italic… fied. Err, yeah. Go give it a read =D And now… Time for LOLcats and other LOLthings =D Is This A Good Time To Burgle? PWN3D! Pwning Your Elders Invisible Tanning Salon SURRENDER, FUZZY ONE!!! Surprise Cannibalism! I just nearly wet myself uploading the ‘SURRENDER’ one. And there’s also a LOLseal, that added to the nearly-wetting-my-underwear scenario. You won’t see that one until tomorrow, though =P ‘Tis very funny. I think so, anyway. Oh, God. I’ve just spotted the giraffe I saved the other day. I exploded. It IS that funny. I’m going now. To find some sanity. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxx

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