Monday, June 23, 2008

   Errrr, You What?

So, I updated stupidly late last night (what, roughly 10.30pm? Maybe 11pm? It's not late late, but it's late to post, if you get me), and what happens? I get 10 comments. Well, 9, because I don't count one-liners, that seem to be insulting me by saying "you are soooo interesting..." Like, dude... Was that sarcasm? Go fuck a duck if it was. Anyhoo, thanks for the lovely (well, random in Koon's case XD) comments. I did indeed watch Sensitive Pornograph last night. Every time I watch it, I'm still like "wow. Mansex. Haaawwwwt." I think I slept funny last night. The left side of my neck and shoulder really fucking ache. And I just can't get comfy (I'm sat on my bed, trying to find a comfy position [oo-er] to sit in). I have a trusty cup of tea next to me =) After my trusty cup of tea, I will not eat any breakfast or anything, but will go straight onto cleaning my teeth for about an hour. LOL. Which will mean... That means as I probably won't be able to eat anything solid for the next couple of days at least... My last solid meal will have been last night. But, I just KNOW they'll advise me to live off soup for the next 2 years. I shall be like "er, no thank you". I fucking hate soup. The last time I had that, I was in hospital after just having that operation on my mouth to take out my stobborn teeth, and my nurse was like "what soup do you want?". I was allowed some bread and butter, too =) I like bread and butter. But not soup. I ate (or slurped) all the soup, anyway, because I was bloody hungry! I'm off the point. I just went into a full-blown rant about soup for Christ's sake! What the fuck is wrong with me?! My Media Player is fixed. It was never really broken, but it had gone a bit mad. All I did was close it, and then open it up again, and voila! One fixed Media Player XD I watched the opening episode of the new series of Top Gear last night. Bloody hirarious. I watched Big Brother a little bit... But it seems now that Alex The Bitch has gone... It's gone quiet (obviously) and boring... Weird. They better ship in those new housemates soon. And make them interesting. And cookie-monsters. How weird is it, that I've had inspiration for a Ray/Mariah fanfic (from Beyblade), but have never ever written a hetero lemon in my life? XD All the lemons I've written have been manlove ones. This fic should turn out interesting... XD Nah, as I am a female who luuuuurves men (at least, I was female the last time I checked 0_o Oh. My. God! Can you somehow have a sex change in the middle of the night? No, wait, I still have boobs. Which SHOULD give it away a tad), the fic should turn out OK. I was trying to think of the best way to say this, but there is no best way. The fic should turn out alright, because I know all the female and male bits. God, that sounds so wrong. I love it. XD Actually, that reminds me of something I said at work last night. I was on the tills with Hazel, and she had the till next to the lottery machine, and I was down the other end. Anyhoo, this woman wanted her two lottery tickets checked. Soooo... Off I trundled, down to Hazel's end (oo-er), and just as I was trying to check one of the tickets, I dropped it. So, without thinking, I said to Hazel: "Oh, I just dropped one." Of course, she didn't realise what I said, until I started laughing and saying "oh my God, I totally didn't mean that!". And she was like "Emma, what have I told you about controlling your gas?" All this was said in front of our customers, by the way. It's OK, the customers think we're mad, anyway. The regulars that come in all the time (hence why they're the regulars) often say "it's mad in here. I love it". Talking of lottery, actually, my Mum and Dad managed to get 4 numbers. But I still got 4 numbers before them XP When I got 4 numbers, I one £66, if you remember (I definitely would've posted about it). My Mum and Dad got a measley £33, because so many people won the jackpot. I'm getting pissed off at Theme Park. I'm on Spain at the moment, and I have every shop and ride created, and I still can't complete it!! My park value target is $450,000... And at the moment it's something like £235,000. I think I may give up on Spain and bugger off to somewhere else. It's too hard *pouts*. Ahhh, my Boss abused me yesterday. OK, that sounds wrong. I was in the kitchen, eating, and he sneaked up behind me, and grabed me on the shoulders/neck and went "RAARRRR!". I was swallowing at the time, and nearly died of choking. He got his comeuppance, though, as he nearly choked himself to death in the office by drinking his coffee too fast. Mwahahaha. Then there was the training thing. I was doing my training refresher sheet, and put something really stupid and ticked that fire escape doors should be locked at all times. DUH! Here's our conversation: Bossman: "Fire escape doors should be locked at all times to stop people from leaving with unpaid goods?" Me: "... Yeah? And?" Bossman: "If you were running the shop, would you lock all the fire doors to stop people getting out?" Me: "When you put it like that... No." Bossman: "Well then, don't be such a bloody idiot." LOL. He hit me on the head after that and walked off after I'd changed my answer XD He was a nightmare yesterday... Also there was this conversation: Bossman: Emma! I thought you were working the magazines?" (I had actually just gotten stuck on till, because there was a queue) Me: "Yeah well, I, unlike you, have had work to do, so shut up!" *Bossman walks off raising his eyebrows* *Hazel and her customer laugh* My customer: "Woah, way to own your manager." LOL. I love abusing him. But only because he abuses me first. XD I'm gonna be sad to see him leave =( He's going to manage a store in Droitwich, which is where he lives. Lazy fucker. Lol. Hang on, I'd like to point out that he doesn't live in the store. LOL. Wow, this post is getting long XD I don't care. Anyhoo... It was Rich's birthday yesterday, and he broke his glasses, and he had to spend it all at work XD Bossman fixed Rich's glasses with sellotape. Sellotape is actually his answer to everything. "If something's broke, get some sellotape" should be his motto. LOL. Thinking about it, Rich should be leaving soon, too, to become a Duty Manager (Bossman is Store Manager). Wow... We'll be a manager and Team Leader short. (Team Leader is the same as a Duty Manager - but they get less pay, and they don't really get the title of manager, even though they are one). Though, we may get a woman Store Manager to replace Bossman... And to replace Rich as Team Leader? Well, Bossman put me forward to do that (me?! A Team Leader? NON!), but whether I'll ever actually get that offered to me, I dunno. It would be nice to be Team Leader =P But because I'm only 18, and been there for just a year... People might not agree. Matt (duty m) does. He's often said I'll make a good TL. Even Andrea (also duty m) said she'd be happy for me to be TL when Rich goes. So, I have approval from all the managers. But whether it'll happen... We shall see... Wow... I really am writing a long post XP You don't have to read all this if you don't want to. Emmmmmmmm x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥

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