Wednesday, June 25, 2008

   Christ On A Bike!

Time: 10.20 in the am Mood: Blah Tootling Along To: Anywhere - Evanescence I'm thinking of turning this song into a songfic. Dunno yet... Holy cow! 13 comments? Well, 12 not including the one-liner. I. Do. Not. Reply. To. One-Liners. Ahem. Bloody Orthodontist on Monday… *Shakes head*. Well, I have the fucking top braces on. The woman putting them on was practically suffocating me with her boobs. I am no joking. I had a face full of breasts. I have to go back to her in two weeks, as well, to get my bottom braces put on. Fuck. Anyway, when she was trying to put the very back one on, she was digging into my gum with one of those mirror-on-stick things, y’know the ones. She was using it to help widen my mouth. I swear to God, my mouth has never been that big, even when shovelling food in. Which I can’t do now, anyway. I looked in the mirror (ugh) this morning right at the back where she was poking it (oo-er), and she’s left a mark! Bitch. Then, she gave me a choice of colours of bands. I was like “wow. So many. I’ll have the cake, please”. LOL. No, I didn’t say that, but I so wish I had. I chose silver =) To match the metal things glued to my teeth. Then she gave me leaflets, and I read them when I got home, and it said that the braces-putter-onner (do those sort of people actually have a name?) would give you wax to put on the brackets that hurt the most. Well, this woman fucking didn’t! And the braces are hurting, dammit! Well, they’re not hurting as such, but they are sore… Probably has something to do with the fact that they are pulling my teeth to places they have never been pulled to before… I have to go back today, because I've already eaten two of the bands (just... Really don't ask). The wires are moulding the sides of my mouth into odd shapes, too. I will be scavving some wax off them today. I've also phoned in to work, to tell them they will not be having me tonight. Because my mouth ahces so. I've taken paracetamol so much, but it doesn't seem to be doing anything. My teeth ache when I inhale, and it all aches when I talk. And in my job, I have to talk A LOT. Also, Boob-Woman told me I have to carry a toothbrush around with me so I can brush if I eat something. I was just like "you are joking, right?". She wasn't. Emmah is not amused, and is trying to not eat as much as she usually does, for she cannot be bothered to brush every single hour (yup, I really do eat that often XD). I'm worried about Bam (my bunny rabbit - also, Chibi-Anna-Chan, did you like the comment he left you? LOL)(If anyone's wondering what I'm talking about - Bam decided to stand on my keyboard whilst I was commenting Anna XD). His eye... Well... His left eye keeps half-closing, and all the fur around it is kind of dried away from the eye, so it looks more exposed than normal. Also, something white keeps coming out of the corner of his eye. When I phone work this morning, I also asked if they could get Mum on the phone, and I told her, and she said it was probably just sleep. It really isn't. She told me to keep it clean, and if it still looks bad when we get back from the Orthodontist, then we'll take him to the vets. I think he's probably scratched his eye or something. He does have very sharp claws. We need to get them trimmed =/ What else... Gah, these fucking braces are annoying! I've kind of gotten used to them being there, but they're still annoying as fuck. They are just the top ones on at the moment. I've managed to eat some strawberries and (non)squirty cream (this being yesterday, I haven't eaten anything today yet), a cottage pie, baked potato with some scrambled egg, cheese and beans... Some chocolate mousses (sp?)... Erm.. I have come chicken noodle soup in the kitchen that needs to be slurped upon. I hate soup, but like the sound of noodles in it. Lol. Hmm... I'd best be off. Fics to read/write and manlove to watch XD Toodles! Emmah x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥

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