Wednesday, July 30, 2008

   Well...

Time Started: 10.51 in the am Mood: Eehhh? Currently: Singing along to... Song: That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings Well, Bugsy (real name is Ian, teehee) (he works with my Dad) told my Dad yesterday that the thunderstorm on Monday night was really weird... Because he lives in a block of flats, so he's pretty high up - ish. Anyway, his view looks out towards the hill we live on, and he said that the lightning was continuously striking on our hil X_X No wonder it was so scary! He also said that he saw a massive one fork down just behind our hill. That would've been the one that struck behind Mrs O's house, and took out the power for a few seconds. The thought of that storm still freaks me out, yet... I want another one. I got rudely awoken by Jehova's Witnesses this morning. They were like "sorry, did we wake you up?", and I was like "grunt". Anyway, they wanted to talk about God, and if He really cares about us. I was polite and just nodded along, and gave some of my opinions and stuff, and I even told her that I'm not a religious person, really. Anyway, she left me with a booklet to read, and said she'd call another time to discuss it with me. I was like "oh, God noooo!". I can't find the 'Elves' thing for Mock The Week... It might be in a longer clip, but I doubt any of you have time to watch a 9 minute clip XD So, here's another "Scenes We'd Like To See" clip. "Oooh James, what a wonderful present... Chlamidia!" "My name is Bond... Mohammed Bond." "Everything's ready for your mission, Bond, all you need to do is fill in this health and saftey risk assessment." "Mr Bond... Have you ever kissed a man?" "Here's your new car, Bond. A Ford Focus." "I'll have an egg roll... Scrambled, not boiled." "It's not just a baseball bat, Bond... It's a baseball bat with a nail through it." "We'd better slow down, there are speed cameras." "I hope you're not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Suckmeoff." "I'm Wayne Rooney, and welcome to 'Grannie's Do The Filthiest Things'." "Welcome to Blind Date, with me, Stevie Wonder." "Now on BBC 1, it's the senile dementia show, 'Where Do You Think You Are?'." Ooooh dear me... I was laughing so hard at the 'TV shows that never made it to air' bit, that I could only write down a few of them. So... Anyone like the new picture in my intro? I don't, but there we go XD Oh, God. I've got to work with Dale tonight... He is extremely weird. He just pokes me, and taps me on the shoulder and touches me (non-sexually, obviously) for no appraent reason, and I really hate it. It freaks me out. I don't like anyone touching me fo no apparent reason, but it's even worse when he does it. Have I become a man magnet or something? Because there's Dale touching me at any spare moment, there was Martin, the ridiculously-hot-and-sexy-foreign-guy who has buggered back off to Czech and I no longer like (eek, how am I going to tell him that when he gets back?), and now there's Alex. Alex Clarke... He was a guy in my year at school. I never ever spoke to him, and vice versa. I didn't even know he knew me. Anyway, he added me as a friend on Facebook, is all friendly to me when he comes in the shop, and he's asked me in a message if I'm seeing anyone. What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On? Even Matt (manager) at work calls me "babe", or "Princess". I may have to go and hide my head under my bed, to stop this from happening. I mean, seriously. This is ridiculous. I am pretty sure Matt doesn't like me like that, anyway. 1) he is about 32, and 2) Mum would kill him. And my Dad would kill him, too. So... Erm... I have indadvertantly become a man magnet. I don't like it! Lmao!! Anyway, yeah. I shall go, to save you from any further ranting... And to go and put Bam outside. He's still eating my floorboards! Pip pip! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Time Fin: 11.21 in the am (It's taken me a whole half an hour to do this!)

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