Saturday, December 6, 2008

   Guess Who?!

No... You haven't gone mad. Well, actually, that's debatable XD No, it really IS Saturday, and I really AM updating!! =O I know I don't normally... But I have too much energy XD I woke up at 10am yesterday - and haven't been to sleep since. I went to bed last night in a pitiful attempt to catch some shut-eye (a pitiful attempt - because I was watching Jimmy Carr and drinking Coke Zero at the same time - I don't advise it) and just never got any sleep. Work today... Has been odd, to say the least. I left an hour early, I've hardly been on the tills, I ACTUALLY GOT TO WORK SOME FRESH STOCK JUST DELIVERED =O How bizarre. Did I mention yesterday that I've been uploading shitloads on TheO? I can't remember. In my moment of non-sleepiness last night, I planned out a quiz!! I once tried to submit a quiz. But that was 2 years ago, and it was REJECTED. I'm hoping that this one is MUCHLY better. I just need to type up the questions, answers and results, and get pictures and SUBMIT. For those who don't know what 'Mock The Week' is... Google it. Or even better - YouTube it. You have been missing out. Actually... I will put some 'Mock The Week' up... Mock The Week: Scenes We'd Like To See Unsuccessful Personal Ads "Me: short, hairy, fat, pigeon fancier. You: will probably already have moved on." "Ex-rugby player, dark, swarthy, square jawed, broad shouldered, 6' 3", hands like shovels, all woman." "Fun loving, wacky, crazy gal looking for man to share the good times, I'm mad me, all me friends say so, honest, I love you already I can tell, wooo arrrghhh waaaa." "Just back from extremely long time in foreign country. Looking for woman with low profile. Love children." "Hermaphrodite with flaming red hair, three beautiful legs, one eye, broken nose, no teeth seeks similar." "Widow, 56, likes opera and cinema. Seeks professional male for long country walks, candlelit dinners and eye-watering anal sex." "Companion required for long session of Sudoku. No timewasters." "Long-term gay man, looking to get back 'out there', no STDs, once bitten and all that." "Bride with six sisters seeks man from large family." "Calm down dear, this is just a personal ad." "Outspoken monoped, recently divorced, looking for ageing millionaire for long hops in the country." "Dull, unimaginative and unadventurous person seeks soulmate. Won't travel." "They said I should never be released, they said I am a danger to women, let's prove them wrong..." "Me: Curvy, great sense of humour, loves food, larger than life, positive, enjoys cooking, dining out, bubbly personality. You: Must like a fat lass." "Me: Man. You: Woman, preferably." "Man with A.D.D. seeks woman for companionship, fun, long... Ooh look, car for sale, £1,500!" "Dastardly cad seeks lonely wealthy spinster with understanding solicitor for exertion-filled final few months." "Straight man seeks comedian with jokes after death of funny half of double act." "Were you that man on the tube last week? I was that woman. Call me! Anon." "Caveman seeks match." "Man seeks man willing to kill and eat him or, if not, for theatre, days out in the country and pub quizzes." "Were you the blonde running fast on Hampstead Heath at 9.30 on Tuesday night? I was the man in the black balaclava running close behind. Wish we'd had chance to talk. Call me." See? They can go too far, sometimes... I do love it though XD Mmm... Chocolate...

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