Thursday, December 18, 2008

   Not A Xmas Joke Today...

What's big and yellow and eats rocks? A big yellow rock-eater. Harry Hill So... The answer to yesterday's game where you had to guess which fact about me was true... Was... I've owned four pets rats. Nope, not the one with poo XD Oh good God, do I have a treat for you today. Excerpts (sp?) of my MSN conversation with Laura last night. And pictures. I'll do the pictures first: Yes... Laura was playing around with the special effects on her webcam XD The one where both me and Laura are in the picture makes me laugh, because she's just there as a werewolf, and I'm just looking at my computer screen normally as though it's something that happens every day... LOL. Anyway, it's time for me to demonstrate how to successfully turn a conversation of planning to see Madagascar 2 at the cinema into a conversation of balls and raging hard-ons. LOL. - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): what times the film again? *Laura*: 11.30 - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): yeah the 10.20 will be fine. lemme see if we'll have to have soph with us. brb. *Laura*: ok. - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): we do not need to bring sophie with us, as father is off. he also says he'll give us a lift. SORTED. *Laura*: hahaaa i say sorted - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): LOL PLAN. *Laura*: tell him thank youu and merry christmas, oh wait i can wish him merry christmas on monday LOL - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): HAHA!! I shall *Laura*: are you picking me up? - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): Aye. *Laura*: LOL i can just imagine you going all the way to worcester without me and then you realise and you're like noooo! - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): ROFL *Laura*: ROFL *Laura*: we forgot ashleyyy - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): LMAOOOO - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): I went downstairs and said to mum and dad, "are either you off work on monday?" mum said no, dad said yes. so I said me and you were going to the cinema, and dad goes "i suppose you want a lift?" i was like "well, i actually wasnt going to ask for a lift, but now that you've mentioned it..." *Laura*: LOL! - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): haha! *Laura*: what time are we going now? - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): Erm... Aim to be there for about 11-ish? *Laura*: aim to be where? - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): the moon. *Laura*: I just screamed. ROFL Then it eventuallygot to this... - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): erm, if we pick you up at about wuarter to 12... - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): 11* - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): not 12. *Laura*: TO 12?! - Emma - (Doing a fanfic): ROFL *Laura*: i can't breathe We then started sharing webcam... *Laura*: i have a funny story about the bus - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): oh god. *Laura*: anywayy, the bus drove straight past me this morning....so i ran after it - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): ROFL - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): did it stop?! *Laura*: i caught up with it as it stopped to turn and i hit the window - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): fucking hell - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): ROFL *Laura*: and no it didn't stop Oh, then the discovery of all the effects came into it... You don't want to read that bit. There's just a lot of "LOL" "ROFL" LMAO" "HAHA" and "I'M FLYING!" involved XD *Laura*: i've just noticed you're wearing BALLS!! Then there was a 'beat my festiveness' mini conversation - where I grabbed my Xmas tree... *Laura*: i shall make sure it's charged and rearing to go - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): just like me - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): plug me in baby and surge me! *Laura*: hahaaa - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONE - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): is fixed now :) *Laura*: what were you trying to do? - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): give myself a moustache And this is where it started getting dirty... *Laura*: i make you hot, just admit it... *Laura*: LOL! *Laura*: Did you fall off your chair?" - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): ROFL *Laura*: ROFL - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): I'm on my bed - Emma - (WAS doing a fanfic - is now planning to hijack a bus): i fell backwards *Laura*: i just screamed and everyone's in bed :S Erm... It gets a bit worse, but I'm going to zoom into the conversation further... - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): brb. i really need to exterminate. *Laura* makes Emma HOT HOT HOT!: so do i *Laura* makes Emma HOT HOT HOT!: TEAM EXTERMINATE! *Laura* makes Emma HOT HOT HOT!: i just sat down and saw your balls - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): ROFL - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): I got talking to mum and dad - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): whilst on the royal throne, a thought struck me *Laura* thinks Emma was born to make her die of laughter.: royal throne?! - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): the bog - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): to put it bluntly *Laura* thinks Emma was born to make her die of laughter.: i want to have two toliets next to each other in my house when i'm older...just like the beckhams - Emma - (Is getting a bit hot - and it's all Ashley's fault!): i was sat on the bog, having a shit, and a thought came to me, alright? *Laura* thinks Emma was born to make her die of laughter.: TMI Then it got even ruder... - Emma - (Thinks things are very sexual tonight ;)): hahaha that beret and glasses never ceases to amuse me *Laura* is too sexual for her own good.: it turns you on - Emma - (Thinks things are very sexual tonight ;)): it most certainly does. i have a raging hard-on right now. - Emma - (Thinks things are very sexual tonight ;)): ROFL *Laura* is too sexual for her own good.: RAGING - Emma - (Thinks things are very sexual tonight ;)): ROFL - Emma - (Thinks things are very sexual tonight ;)): omg. it hurts *Laura* is too sexual for her own good.: well yes, your hard-on will hurt...well ache - Emma - (Has a raging hard-on): I'M SQUEAKING *Laura* is too sexual for her own good.: Hahaaa, control yourself around me, woman - Emma - (Has a raging hard-on): AND I JUST KNOCKED THE WEBCAM DOWN WITH MY BALLS ... It probably got even worse after that. In fact, it did. But I won't share the rest XD There were a few more funny quotes, like: "*Laura* loves a raging hard on ;)" "- Emma - (Has a raging hard-on and just knocked her webcam over with her balls)" "laura: emma, stop poking me with your raging hard on" "your balls are jiggling" "Emma 'has a hard on' Bayles has changed her quotes to..." "team exterminate abusing your royal thrones....in a place near you" "but you're not sat on the bog having a shit!" "i think i gave him orgasm cream for xmas" "I GOT SOME ORGASM CREAM OFF YOU" "SANTA FUCKS HIS REINDEERS AND MAKES THEM ORGASM INTO A POT, AND SELLS IT OFF AS 'ORGASM CREAM'! :-O" "i keep wondering what this clicking noise is, but then i realise - it's my balls." "we stayed up till thursday discussing balls and raging hard ons" "had enough of the raging hard-on that is me, have you?" "a tight squeeze, one might say" "don't forget your balls" "Raging Hard-Ons 'R' Us?" "i shall see you coming...with your balls" "Hahaaa, here she comes with her balls" "from me, my balls, and my raging hard-on, farewell and goodnight!" It was... VERY MAD XD

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