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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Men Overheard
Boyfriend: You know how when you have four babies it's quadruplets and when you have three it's called triplets, what's it called when you have two? A couple? A few?
Girlfriend: Er, twins!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah. Well done.

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"She put her head under the water and when she came up she looked like an otter. A cute little otter in my bath!"

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Boyfriend: I wish I could swim in a pool of coins so I could smell like a robot.
Girlfriend: Er, why?
Boyfriend: Because then if I stood behind someone they'd think I actually was a robot!

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"They should have paper aeroplane day. It would be so good just making them and throwing them."

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"When I like a girl, my tactic is not talking to them. It hasn't got me a girlfriend yet though."

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Bloke: What star sign are you?
Girlfriend: Sagittarius.
Bloke: *Looking confused* isn't that someone who doesn't eat meat?
Girlfriend: No, that's a vegetarian.
Bloke: Oh. So what do you call someone who eats meat, then?

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Bloke 1: Mate, the air tastes well fresh today.
Bloke 2: I prefer polluted, to be honest.
Bloke 1: This is polluted. Fresh air's like cow poo.

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Boy: Remember how at Cornwall the sea reminded me of 7-Up?
Girl: Yeah...
Boy: Imagine if the sea tasted that good!

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"Lipgloss looks like lips have been spat on."

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"Are these beef or steak sausages?"

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Bloke: *Scratching his balls and then sniffing* I love the smell of my balls.
Girlfriend: Why?
Bloke: I don't know, it's kind of like old books...
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